Thursday, 31 July 2025

Mr Poo - more comics by kids

Another week's worth of comics, created with kids in my Comic Art Masterclasses from Hull to Nottingham to Bexleyheath.


Back in Hull for the second time in a month, and two lovely sellout groups producing two smashing comic creations.


 In Nottingham I took responsibility for selling the tickets myself, via Eventbrite. I've used them before, but not for a while, and had clearly forgotten some of the pitfalls and details. So, having two sellout classes at £10 a ticket wasn't quite the success I thought it'd be, after I realised Eventbrite took £1.50 per ticket off the top as a booking charge. For future reference, I must remember I'm able to set it up so that that's added onto the top. Whatever, the classes were great and the kids comics look marvellous. And I'm sure Eventbrite earned every penny.


The libraries in Bexleyheath and Welling had two more wonderful sellout classes, and inspired my favourite two comic covers of the day. Sometimes I can't master more than a scribble, eg that mangel wurzel on Monday's comic in Hull. But today's Mr Poo and Kung Fu Donut proved surprisingly visual, and haven't they coloured up well?

The celebritites these six groups chose to appear in my demonstration strip were John Cena, Ariana Grande, Michael Jackson (twice), Dwayne The Rock Johnson, and most novel suggestion of the month Alexander Graham Bell.

My Books And Where To Find Them...

Richard The
Third (Colour)
Doctors Who?
Colouring
Socks Do
Shakespeare
Kids Comics
Annual 2026
Richard 
The Third (bw)
Findlay 
Macbeth
Prince of 
Denmark Street
Midsummer Night's 
Dream Team
Shakespeare
Omnibus

Comic Tales
From The Bible

Joseph, Ruth
& Other Stories

Space
Elain



Wednesday, 30 July 2025

Massive Content Review Fail for Lulu from Amazon



Anyone fancying a copy of Tales From The Bible in colour from Amazon had better get a move on quick, cos I fear it's about to vanish. As are quite a few of my books. Today I got an email telling me a whole raft of my books, including quite a few that they've been happily distributing up until now, have suffered a "Content Review Failure" and won't be appearing there any more.

Over the past year my sales from Lulu have been declining as Amazon have stopped selling books from them, most particularly colouring books. 

Way back in December 2023, as you can see here, items like my Doctors colouring book were selling well (32 copies), as were my various pop colouring books, from 60s Pop to Eurovision. By July 24 that had dropped, but I was averaging about £25 a month in sales from the books that remained. Last month sales were down to £9, most of those being 60s and 80s Pop. Well now those various ships have sailed.

Here are the books that Lulu say "do not meet our partners’ Global Distribution Content Requirements" and why. Some of these concerns I can address, but whether it'll save them I don't know:

Tales Of Nambygate, because "The spine text is too close to the edge"

Comic Book Of Esther, because: "- Copyright year mismatch ~ Copyright year entered in the metadata does not match copyright year in the interior file.
- Spine text ~ The spine text is too close to the edge (or books with less than 100 pages should not have spine text).
- Missing ISBN in interior and/or cover file ~ The ISBN is missing from either the back cover OR the copyright page in the interior file"

7 different foreign language versions of my Eurovision books because, mostly: "This type of content is not accepted by our distribution partners"

Also gone for similar reasons are Eurovision volumes 1 and 2 and the Best of British & Irish; 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, and 2020s Pop, Scottish Pop, Bowie, RomCom, Royalty, Christmas Movies and The Doctors colouring books.

Much more annoying is the loss of Comic Tales From The Bible because: "Insufficient Content ~ This type of content is not accepted by our distribution partners". Insufficient content? 90 full colour pages of 9 panel comic strips? Some of my best work ever. That is just a plain insult.

...also Prince Of Denmark Street and the Shakespeare Omnibus (for "Insufficient Content"- bloody hell, it's 365 pages of solid comics! What more content do they need?). These, luckily, are all still available on Amazon via D2D, and they have always sold best at live events anyway. But it is galling to lose what was once a promising online market, generating £50 to £100 a month in royalties, seeing it dwindle to nothing. 

The colouring books I can wave goodbye to, they were always a bit of a silliness and a distraction from my proper business of writing and drawing comic books. But the graphic novels and 'serious' books not being approved, after happily selling them all for years, seems unfair and is annoying.

My Books And Where To Find Them...

Richard The
Third (Colour)
Doctors Who?
Colouring
Socks Do
Shakespeare
Kids Comics
Annual 2026
Richard 
The Third (bw)
Findlay 
Macbeth
Prince of 
Denmark Street
Midsummer Night's 
Dream Team
Shakespeare
Omnibus

Comic Tales
From The Bible

Joseph, Ruth
& Other Stories

Space
Elain




Sunday, 27 July 2025

Deceptive Sales - D2D and Smashwords


 Hello, and thanks for looking at my little old blog. My brand new graphic novel, Romeo and Juliet, is launching soon on Kickstarter and we'd love your support to make it happen. You can bagsy a signed first edition for just pocket money, or get bespoke original artwork from me, or, if you really fancy, you could appear in the book itself! Please check out the Kickstarter (free, no obligation) and help my new book become a reality. Thankyou for your attention to this matter. Now on with the blog...


Look at those marvellous sales figures on Draft 2 Digital. Blimey, have I really sold 100 books this month? Well no, no I haven't. I've given away 100 books. Check out that cash total, I've actually taken $3.73. What's happened is that I've taken part in the Smashwords promotion, which I think means people are looking at the digital ebook versions of my books. I guess the idea is that you hook people to your books, and when the next one comes along they'll buy it. But I have obviously not got that together. However if I think of it as giving my books away in the library, then I'm glad people are reading them and it's interesting to see what's popular.


We can see that 20 people have downloaded the Omnibus edition of my Shakespeare books, which is very encouraging. The next most popular are Punk An Illustrated History (the colouring book, but concentrating on the text, with the pictures secondary) on 11; Richard The Third, Tales From The Bible, PODS and MNDT on 9; then Who Notes on 7, and all the others having at least a couple of takers.

The books that have actually earned money are the new Socks Shakespeare book, Richard The Third, PODS, and MNDT. See these sales in the context of the rest of July's sales, live and online, here.

My Books And Where To Find Them...

Richard The
Third (Colour)
Doctors Who?
Colouring
Socks Do
Shakespeare
Kids Comics
Annual 2026
Richard 
The Third (bw)
Findlay 
Macbeth
Prince of 
Denmark Street
Midsummer Night's 
Dream Team
Shakespeare
Omnibus

Comic Tales
From The Bible

Joseph, Ruth
& Other Stories

Space
Elain