Sunday 31 December 2017

My Comic Strip Review of 2017


And here, as is becoming traditional, is my Comic Strip Review of 2017. I do hope you like it. Inevitably it has a Venetian theme, commemorating the fact that Hev and I spent the best part of a fortnight, over two visits, in Venice, thanks to her artwork.

I seem, as ever, to be obsessed by my statistics, which I think speak for themselves, and offer little in the way of comment or analysis. It might have been good to point out that it was the Socks' most successful tour in terms of audience numbers and profitability, but instead I've just captured the fact that, by dint of giving Edinburgh a miss this year, they did their fewest total number of gigs ever. Quality over quantity, that was 2017's byword.


The weight of comic strip work I've had this year is rightly prominent. From the Women Of The Bible strips, of which I am inordinately proud and really looking forward to seeing in print in 2018, to the CII mural, which I spent half my time in Venice colouring, and the Milton Keynes 50th anniversary project, which experiment is going to be repeated again in 2018.

Hev's work gets a mention, which is a rarity in these annual strips, with her having two published articles, for Geneaology and Ripperology, and her work as an artist taking us to Venice. Being paid to go to Venice, only four weeks after we've gone on a holiday there, was both a boon and a paradox. As for what went on there, and some of the people she found herself working with, I'll leave it to her to tell you all about.

UPDATE: Fact check. Before anyone else points it out, I've just noticed the number of flights I've written in the slipstream adds up to 22, not 21. And that, since one of the flights was to Guernsey, then I've obviously flown with Aurigny, and not just Easyjet and Ryanair. Pretty sure the rest's right.

Socks, schools, comic strips, and buying a new car? Is that all that happened in 2017? Surely not. And the rest of this blog covers it all, I'm sure (and the fact that I've written fewer blog posts than any previous year rather suggests that I've been keeping myself busy). Here are those stats, ranked against past years.



2017
2016
2015
2014
2013
2012
2011
2010
School days   
96
92
117
120
97
82
124
109
Flights (return)   
21
14
7
14
18
12
23
?
Socks shows   
36
65
55
71
76
110
64
?
Caric gigs       
3
6
7
8
20
8
13
?
Nights away   
66
90
90
79
74
123
?
?
Socks vids       
25
56 
41
37
55
81
36
?

My Comic Strips reviews of past years:

Kev F Sutherland, as well as writing and drawing for The Beano, Marvel, Doctor Who et al, runs Comic Art Masterclasses in schools, libraries and art centres - email for details, and follow him on Facebook and Twitter. View the promo video here


The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre return with a brand new show in 2018. Stay tuned.

Saturday 30 December 2017

Shopping Maul or Mall? & other random musings


Someone didn't think this through at the Met Office. I'm living in a country that's preparing itself for Yellow Snow. #uksnow #uksnowmap



Were we the only people who immediately thought of this during last night's Doctor Who? (In our case we sang it quietly to each other, to the bewilderment of the rest of the family).


Settle an argument. Is it shopping mall, rhymes with Paul, or shopping mall, rhymes with Pal?

Responses on Facebook:

Maul as in Paul - 24
"Mal is British, Maul is American" - 6
Mal as in Pal - 4
Either - 1
Precinct/Arcade/Shopping Centre - lost count


I call mine Ozymandius. #uksnow


I guessed the language wrong, I am idiot. The sentiment remains the same. (Unless you're from there, which language would you have guessed? Seen in a shop window in Bristol.)


I notice the NUS's No Platform policy was adopted in 1974. Imagine if they'd done the same at Top Of The Pops. Everyone would have been 6 inches shorter.


How childish am I? Just made myself laugh, while Carols From Kings is on in the background, by remembering the lyrics:
We 3 Kings from Orient are
One in a taxi, one in a car,
One on a scooter, pepping his hooter
Wearing a ladies bra.


Dec 21: Am I going mad, or has the 1st Semi Final of Christmas #UniversityChallenge2016 gone missing from iPlayer? The other semi is there, and all other eps. But not that one. Anyone? BBC Four?https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/b006t6l0…


Ooh ooh, if only there were a popular Scottish and English word that rhymed with the title of this film. Ooh ooh if only.


Now that's what I call a quiet news day

Kev F Sutherland, as well as writing and drawing for The Beano, Marvel, Doctor Who et al, runs Comic Art Masterclasses in schools, libraries & art centres. email for details. Facebook, Twitter. Promo video here


The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre return with a brand new show in 2018. Stay tuned.

Wednesday 27 December 2017

Me talking Beano on Sky News


Having feared our journey back from Christmas at Kibworth would be delayed by snow, in fact it was delayed by just the usual loads of traffic. But, taking a wee break en route, I got a phone call from Sky News. Would I do a Skype interview about Dennis The Menace on Sky News? Easy peasy lemon squeezie said I. So I did.


Blimey norah, how hard was it to try and set up a bloody Skype interview? When did I last use Skype? More than a year ago, just before my old email address went tits up. So I couldn't remember my password and I couldn't sign in. And when I tried to start a new Skype account it asked for my Microsoft account, which I don't have, then told me the new version of Skype won't work on my sodding laptop which needs it operating system updating (long story don't start).

Having set off from Kibworth with an ETA, finally getting home at 5pm, it took us 45 minutes of fannying about before we finally ended up doing the interview over Hev's Skype account. The interview was live at 6.30 and, what do you know, went quite well. Apart from the fact that I momentarily got Nigel Parkinson's name wrong and called him Harrison.

If you blinked you missed it. Though you might find it archived here on the Sky News website. (Can't be sure how long it'll be there). Trust me, I was brilliant, and they'll probably have me on to talk about comics every week now.

UPDATE: Today, Thursday, I've done two more interviews, with BBC Wiltshire (a cough and a spit) and with James Whale on TalkRadio, which was great fun. I think you'll find it here. He's totally confrontational, railing against Political Correctness in a tabloid way, and gives good grist to the mill for those of us who like a good argument. I enjoyed that.


Kev F Sutherland, as well as writing and drawing for The Beano, Marvel, Doctor Who et al, runs Comic Art Masterclasses in schools, libraries and art centres - email for details, and follow him on Facebook and Twitter. View the promo video here

Saturday 23 December 2017

Daily Express Christmas - Scottish Falsetto Socks


A fourth, and I should imagine last for this year, Christmas themed video from the Socks. And when we had so much artwork to be getting on with. What can I say, sometimes the mood takes me, and half a day later the Socks have written and recorded a routine that they can't use in the live show and which has the shortest shelf life imaginable. And jolly good fun it is, enjoy. A Daily Express Christmas, click to play.


At time of writing, our Christmas videos are getting way more views on Facebook than on Youtube, but, if you're interested, as of Dec 23rd, our Youtube scores are:

Fannying Around The Christmas Tree - 619 views (10,900 on Facebook)
The Snowman - 315 views (2,800 FB)
The Reindeer Song - 582 views (2,900 FB)
Daily Express Christmas - 225 views (1,300 FB)


The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre return with a brand new show in 2018. Stay tuned.

Monday 18 December 2017

2017's Most Popular Celebrity with schoolkids is..?


Most Popular Celebrity of 2017, according to schoolkids

This year I visited schools in England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales, Northern Ireland and Guernsey giving my Comic Art Masterclasses to kids aged 7 and upwards, and a few adults. As part of every class, I do a demonstration strip on the flipchart and get them to suggest a celebrity who will star in it. I take four suggestions from the room, then we have a quick knockout to choose the favourite. 15 minutes later I've done the demonstration strip starring their favourite celebrity, and I make a note of who they chose, mentioning them somewhere on the front cover of the class comic.


Until last year there was a stand-out popular choice who topped the chart every time, Simon Cowell. Chosen 31 times in 201524 times in 2014, and 25 times in 2013, (before which time I'd not been counting) Cowell ruled the roost as far as the kids were concerned. All of which changed in 2016 when Cowell got suggested a mere 20 times, beaten by Donald Trump, who was chosen 25 times.

(My thanks to the teachers and staff of St Aidans, Fortismere, Finham Park, Bowhouse, Sacred Heart, St Bernadettes, and Inverclyde Libraries for these photos, tweeted by them this year)

So, to 2017. Who did the kids chose?


Disappeared from last year are Justin Bieber (2nd last year) and David Beckham (7th), neither of whom got chosen even once this year.

ALSO RANS Chosen only once: 

Andy Warhol
Anne Frank
Ant McPartlin
Bill Gates
Bob Marley
Charles Darwin
Chris Packham
Connor McGregor (mixed martial arts fighter)
Damon Albarn
Daniel Craig
David Attenborough
Declan Donnelly (last year's No 7)
Drake
Ellen Degeneres
George Clooney
Harley Quinn
Harry Hill
Harry Potter
Harry Styles
Jackie Chan
Jake Paul (a Youtuber, I'm told)
Jeremy Corbyn
Jodie Whittaker
John Cena
John Lennon
Johnny Depp
Kanye West
Katy Perry (last year No 10, 2015 No 7, 2014 No 2)
Keith Lemon (10th last year, 2nd in 2014)
Kojak (chosen by year 3)
Leonardo Da Vinci
Leonardo DiCaprio
Mel B
Michelle Obama
Mr Bean
Mr Tumble
Muhammed Ali
Neymar
Nicki Minaj
Peter Kay
Phil Vickery (had a kid in the school)
Rag & Bone Man
Rick Astley
Rowan Atkinson
Selena Gomez
Simon Pegg
Stevie Wonder (chosen by Year 2s)
Stormzy
Theresa May
Tom Baker (suggested by Pete Doherty's son)
Tom Cruise
Usain Bolt
Will I Am


CHOSEN TWICE:

Adam West 
Albert Einstein (as seen on Big Heads, sadly not the real thing)
Beyonce 
Boris Johnson 
Dwayne The Rock Johnson 
Ed Sheeran 
Elvis Presley 
Lionel Messi  (2016 10th, 2015 8th)
Morgan Freeman 
Will Smith 


THE TOP TEN

8th Equal - chosen 3 times each

Benedict Cumberbatch 
Emma Watson 

7th - chosen 4 times

Michael Jackson (2016 11th / 3, 2015 2nd / 12)

6th Equal - chosen 5 times

Ariana Grande (2016 7th/ 5)
Barack Obama (2016 5th /6, 2015 8th /4)


5th Equal -  chosen 6 times

David Walliams (2015 7th/ 5, 2016 not chosen once!)
Taylor Swift (2015 7th/ 5, 2016 chosen twice)
The Queen (2016 5th /6, 2015 5th /7)

4th - chosen 7 times

Kim Kardashian (2016 4th /7, 2015 3rd /10)

3rd - chosen 8 times

Cristiano Ronaldo (2016 11th / 3, 2015 4th/ 8)


2nd - chosen 11 times

Simon Cowell (2016 2nd/ 20, 2015, '14 & '13 1st)


1st Place, and by far and way the winner, having been chosen an unprecedented 42 times...

Donald Trump (2016 1st place/ 25, before which he'd never been mentioned)

So there we have a tiny and only slightly scientific insight into the minds of school pupils in this country in 2017. I hope it's been of interest. Here's to more of the same in 2018. Who'll be popular then? Your guess is as good as mi - it's going to be Trump again, isn't it? God help us all.

Kev F Sutherland, as well as writing and drawing for The Beano, Marvel, Doctor Who et al, runs Comic Art Masterclasses in schools, libraries and art centres - email for details, and follow him on Facebook and Twitter. View the promo video here