Wednesday, 27 September 2023

Poopinator and more - September's comics by kids

September has been spent drawing my Richard The Third during the week, and doing classes at book festivals at the weekends. Then at the end of the month the schools begin again. Here are the Comic Art Masterclass comics that mark the start of the autumn.

The St Ives Literary Festival was my second visit to Cornwall this year, and stands in marked contrast t the Fowey Festival back in April. That earlier visit to the clotted cream county saw my do a one-off class with a record-breakingly low turnout of just 7 people, only one of whom was a kid. This time, St Ives delivered two healthily sized groups, producing two marvellous comics. As for how profitable this month's classes were, we'll look at that at the end. St Ives was a doorsplit, with books sold at the end.

Kettering Literary Festival delivered another couple of splendid sellout classes, with a couple of splendid comics. This time it was a fixed fee, with books sold afterwards.

Budleigh Salterton saw another trip to the south west, this time to not far beyond Exeter and a lovely sellout class. The only trouble here was I'd failed to tell the organisers one of the key things about my class - it holds a maximum of 30 people. Unfortunately I'd managed not to mention this stipulation and didn't discover it until the day before the classes that they had sold 48 tickets! Which, being paid tickets, it was too late to do anything about. Not to worry, I said consoling myself, it'll be a doorsplit, so it'll be worth it.

You see, as with the other festivals this summer, I'd hoped to do two classes in the day, holding up to 30 in each. But Budleigh had only felt able to agree to one, possibly thinking they wouldn't get enough uptake. (With Fowey fresh in my mind at the time, I possibly agreed). So we agreed to a fixed fee, and just for one class.

As it happened, it was an excellent class. I was able to handle the 45 punters who turned up. And, even though the class was 50% larger than what I could usually accommodate, it worked fine. And I further consoled myself that, with that many extra kids and parents present, I'd sell a commensurate amount of books at the end. Sadly this wasn't quite the case. The final financial tally is at the foot of the page*.

Schools returned to my diary with a run of schools based around the Lakes Comic Festival at the end of September and start of October, the first of which was Highfield Middle in Prudhoe. I first came here as part of Hexham Book Festival, so I guess the festival connection is complete for this instalment of the blog. Two fine classes, a mix of years 6 & 8, and 5 & 7, and two fine comics. This mini-tour will continue in Kendal, Bowness, York, Nether Kellett, and Leeds before I head for home in a week's time.

The celebrities these 7 groups chose to appear in my demonstration strip were Will Smith, Donald Trump, Michael Jackson, David Bowie, Boris Johnson, Kim Kardashian and Simon Cowell.

My Books and where to get them:

Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy 
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Richard The Third Pre-order on Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy 
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon 
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  

*So, the end result of these three book festivals in a row, and their different funding arrangements, was:

St Ives - 30-odd punters, doorsplit for two classes = £250. Books sold = £101. Total = £351

Kettering - 30-odd punters, flat fee for two classes = £450. Books sold = £120. Total = £570

Budleigh - 45 punters, flat fee for one class = £250. Books sold = £72. Total = £322



Tuesday, 26 September 2023

Me on a podcast & other September musings

 


Here's me being interviewed by Steve Otis Gunn on his Television Times podcast. Steve was my technician at Edinburgh a few years ago and we've stayed in touch. Listen to me ramble on, why don't you?


Sept 8: Happiness today was finding a charity shop with loads of my old Beano strips in

Check out my homages, you #comicswipes types!

*****

Sept 5: Politics is tiring. The tribalism and infighting just seems so childish, but its an eternal thing.
Also, when this piece says “The brand of politics now dominant is Blairism circa 2005 … The problem is that the country looks more like it did in 1974…” - the thing is I have only fond memories of both 2005 and 1974, and have long been aware that my life and others carry on fine almost regardless of the ongoing politics.
When I’ve been most engaged in politics, ie raging against Thatcher in the 80s, disapproving of Blair’s wars in the 2000s, and despairing of Johnson’s bunch of crooks in the 20s, my life has gone its own way.
The recession and depression of the 70s is, for me, just memories of great comics, great TV and great music. Cos I was a kid. The never-mentioned meh 90s of John Major are probably when I had my biggest financial difficulties, or maybe that was under the glorious first 5 years of Tony Blair. And no one bangs on about the coalition years of the 2010s, and all I can remember are the great comedy shows I did.
Obviously I’m lucky, cos I’m middle class, and people like us aren’t the ones who get affected by hardships like benefit cuts etc - though interest rates affect us, I guess, and I have my experiences with a collapsed NHS to look forward to. But how would that have been any different at any time in the last 50 years?
This has been your good morning mixed optimism and nihilism post.


Happiness is finally getting round to pencilling that bit we’d all been waiting for
*****

Sept 7: Rolling Stones launch new album.

Todays bit of mental arithmetic: the last time Jagger and Richards wrote an album, in 2005, they were a couple of years older than I am now.
By which token, I look forward to producing my nonsense well into the late ‘30s.

*****

Sept 15: Re Fables writer

So, if I understand this correctly, Bill Willingham has just made the following characters public domain:
Snow White
Beauty and the Beast
Prince Charming
Cinderella
Old King Cole
Pinocchio
Rapunzel…
What next? Is Stephen Moffat going to make Sherlock Holmes and Dracula public domain?

*****

Sept 17: Wales gets 20mph speed limit

Could this be what loses Labour the 2024 election?
As soon as the Daily Mail weaponises 20mph in the same way they did with ULEZ as “what Labour will do to us if they get in” it could be enough to do the job.
Or am I wrong?


Wow! Oscar’s film, which we’re going to see tonight, has got a review in the Guardian! Go Oskie!

*****

6 of the worst songs where the single is better than the album version
This is a very 1970s problem. In the days before remixes and 12 inchers, the trend was to make a short single to play on the radio, with the promise that you’d get the longer definitive version on the album. Except loads of long versions are too long. Here’s my six least favourite
The Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy
Life’s Been Good - Joe Walsh
Layla - Derek and the Dominoes
I Don’t Like Mondays - Boomtown Rats
Hold Your Head Up - Argent
Number One Song In Heaven - Sparks
What are your least favourite long versions?


Comics folk, how often has this happened to you?
You draw a scene, then realise you gave the dialogue to completely the wrong character so you have to redraw it?
Luckily this book is in a quick-to-redraw style!

*****

Comics folk, does anyone else do this? I’m printing my new 130 page graphic novel in black and white , but I’m currently colouring the backgrounds in, er, colour.
I then knock this back to greyscale, making sure that it works in b&w, leaving my characters as pure line work.
The plan is, if I go on to do a colour version at a later date, I’ve done half the work.
I’m the only one, right?

*****

“Do you manga?” is one of the questions I get asked a lot, by schools wanting to book me to teach their kids, and by kids in my classes.
My reply tends to be that manga is just the Japanese word for comics and so, technically, yes I “do” manga. But I don’t feel I do. And I know the kids know the difference too.
Does anyone here say they do manga?

*****




I've found out how Amazon are able to sell my books at less than cover price - I don't get paid!
Just got last month's sales (via Lulu) to find 3 copies of Midsummer Night's Dream Team sold, and I get £0 each.
Nab yourself a bargain, I don't mind

*****

Sept 22: So, who’s still watching broadcast TV? Having just read Private Eye’s article about how TV has “fallen off a cliff”, with Eastenders down to 2m viewers and Mrs Browns Boys getting a tenth of what it used to, I am aware that we’ve just started watching our first “must see” shows for months.
We will now be watching as-good-as-live as we can manage* Taskmaster on Thursdays, Ghosts and HIGNFY on Fridays, Strictly on Saturdays and quiz night (Only Connect & Uni Challenge) on Mondays.
Are we the only ones of this dying body of old folk? And if so, whither telly?
* If we’re not out, obviously. And in the case of C4 or (rarely) ITV & other channels, we have to watch on delay so as to ff thru the ads. Watching adverts only happens in hotel rooms or, annoyingly, on ITVX and YouTube.

*****

When kids in my classes ask how much you get paid (for making comics) I always say it varies. I rarely mention that Marvel currently pays less than they used to pay me 30 years ago.
I do have a line about how, if they’ve got sensible jobs like law and accountancy in mind, to not listen to my nonsense.
Comics. We invented the poorly paid gig economy before you kids were born.

*******

Sept 25: On this day 35 years ago: the final issue of Oink
That final issue is one third written and drawn by me. Yes, neither the first nor last comic I’ve brought crashing to the ground.
I started as I meant to go on, a few years earlier, by appearing in the final issue of Warrior (with my strip Worrier), and in a couple of years time I would be in the final issues of Sounds and many more fine publications.
So, if you’re hiring…

My Books and where to get them:

Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy 
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Richard The Third Pre-order on Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy 
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon 
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  

Tuesday, 5 September 2023

Richard The Third Grabs


As I progress, I take grabs of the panels I've been drawing that day, to help keep people aware of what I'm doing. He flatters himself that anyone is remotely interested. Here are some.








My Books and where to get them:

Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy 
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Richard The Third Pre-order on Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy 
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon 
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  

Monday, 4 September 2023

Combined book sales at live events 2023


These results are for my books sold at live events (comic cons, classes, book festivals etc) taken by card payment through my iZettle, which itemises sales. Cash sales are fewer, and probably add a couple of sales to each column.

2023 TOTAL (up to and including LFCC Winter)

Findlay Macbeth - 64
All 3 books - 61
Prince Of Denmark Street - 52
Midsummer Night's Dream Team - 45
Richard The Third - 35
Colouring books (various) - 33
Scottish Falsetto Socks Superheroes - 24
Richard The Third ashcan - 17
Tales From The Bible - 9
Scottish Falsetto Socks Annual (new) - 4
Tales Of Nambygate - 2

LFCC Winter (Nov 11 & 12)

Richard The Third - 12
Findlay Macbeth - 9
Colouring books (various) - 8
Prince Of Denmark Street - 7
Scottish Falsetto Socks Superheroes - 5
Scottish Falsetto Socks Annual (new) - 4
All 3 books - 4
Midsummer Night's Dream Team - 3
Tales From The Bible - 2

Clevedon Green Room (Nov 2)

Richard The Third - 23

Bewdley Lit Fest (Oct 7)

All 3 books - 2
Prince of Denmark Street - 2
Findlay Macbeth - 1
Richard The Third ashcan - 1

The Lakes Festival (Sept 30 & Oct 1)

All 3 books - 5
Findlay Macbeth - 6
Midsummer Night's Dream Team - 3
Prince Of Denmark Street - 6
Colouring books (various) - 6
Scottish Falsetto Socks Superheroes - 3
Richard The Third ashcan - 5
Tales From The Bible - 3
Tales Of Nambygate - 0

Budleigh Salterton Lit Fest (Sept 24)

Richard Third ashcan (new) - 6
Midsummer Nights - 3
All 3 books - 2
Findlay Macbeth - 1
Prince of Denmark St - 0

Kettering Lit Fest (Sept 16)

Findlay Macbeth - 5
Richard Third ashcan (new) - 5
All 3 books - 3
Midsummer Nights - 3
Prince of Denmark St - 2

St Ives Library (Sept 9)

All 3 books - 4
Prince of Denmark St - 4
Findlay Macbeth - 2
Midsummer Nights - 1

NICE (Sept 2 & 3)

All 3 books - 9
Findlay Macbeth - 8
Colouring books (various) - 7
Prince Of Denmark Street - 6
Midsummer Night's Dream Team - 5
Tales From The Bible - 1
Scottish Falsetto Socks Superheroes - 2
Tales Of Nambygate - 1

Derby Libraries (Aug 21, 22)

All 3 books - 10
Findlay Macbeth - 1
Prince Of Denmark Street - 4
Midsummer Night's Dream Team - 5

Northern Ireland art centres (Aug 7 - 11)

All 3 books - 4
Findlay Macbeth - 9
Prince Of Denmark Street - 5
Midsummer Night's Dream Team - 4

Beverley, Cockerton, Peterborough (Aug 2 - 4)

All 3 books - 3
Findlay Macbeth - 10
Prince Of Denmark Street - 4
Midsummer Night's Dream Team - 3
Tales From The Bible - 1

Henley school (July 18)

All 3 books - 2

LFCC (July 7 - 9)

All 3 books - 7
Findlay Macbeth - 3
Colouring books (various) - 3
Prince Of Denmark Street - 7
Midsummer Night's Dream Team - 9
Tales From The Bible - 2
Scottish Falsetto Socks Superheroes - 11
Tales Of Nambygate - 1

Macc Pow (July 1)

Findlay Macbeth - 4
Colouring books (various) - 3
Prince Of Denmark Street - 2
Midsummer Night's Dream Team - 1
Scottish Falsetto Socks Superheroes - 3

Braintree Essex Book Fest (June 25)

All 3 books - 3
Findlay Macbeth - 1

Ludlow Fringe (June 18)

Findlay Macbeth - 1
Midsummer Night's Dream Team - 3

Clevedon Lit Fest (June 10)

All 3 books - 3
Findlay Macbeth - 2
Colouring books (various) - 6
Prince Of Denmark Street - 3
Midsummer Night's Dream Team - 1

April/May sales 

Findlay Macbeth - 1
Midsummer Night's Dream Team - 1

My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon Webtoons
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  

Saturday, 2 September 2023

Book sales September, starting with Bedford


(Me at NICE con Bedford, having prepared so diligently that I ended up forgetting the point-of-sale stands for my three main books. Turns out maybe those don't make so much difference as I thought.)

September's live book sales got off to a very good start with my debut appearance at the NICE comic con in Bedford. On the first day I took a remarkable £545.

Part of this was, like with July's LFCC, selling artwork. Two pages of Dr Strange went for a combined and bartered price of £260, plus a Gary Frank pencilled page went for £300, but the buyer has so far only paid a £50 deposit (I know, unnecessarily complicated). 

This still means that, art sales aside, I sold £235 worth of books. (A one-day total that compares very favourably to July's total live book sales of £460, the biggest single day of which was £176 at LFCC, and June's total of £304, the biggest single day of which was £145 at Clevedon.)

Sunday continued the trend, with me taking £403, of which £118 was book sales (plus a page of Dr Who Comic Assassins for £75, a page of Red Dwarf Androids for £60, and a page of Dr Strange for £150)

The success of these book sales was down to me grabbing passers by, especially families with kids, and caricaturing them, thus attracting them to my table to look at my books which then, of course, sell themselves. Credit has to go to Jeff Chahal, the organiser of NICE (which stands for Northampton International Comics Expo, by the way), for attracting the right sort of punters, including browsing families and kids for me as well as art buyers who'd actually put their hands in their pockets.

Sept 9th St Ives - Sales after my two classes = £101.93

Sept 16th Kettering - Sales after two classes = £119.91

Sept 24th Budleigh Salterton - Sale after one class = £71.96

Sept 30th Lakes Day One = £166.38 (+ £450 art sales = £616.38)

Dec 1st Lakes Day Two = £100.44

And what sells best out of my books? See my itemised list, and the totals for the year here.

September book sales at live events (up to Lakes Day 2) = £965.55
August's book sales at live events (classes) = £565.49
July's book sales at live events (excluding original art) = £460 
June's book sales at live events = £304.50

My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon Webtoons
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  

Friday, 1 September 2023

Drawing Richard The Third - worksheet


Today I have mostly been drawing Richard The Third chatting up Lady Anne Neville over the corpse of her late husband. And so began the first day of finally getting round to drawing the new graphic novel in earnest, after a month of schools and other stuff keeping me way too busy to get on with it. Work in progress looks like this:

July 2nd - had the idea at Macc-Pow.
By July 12th - by the time of LFCC I'd scripted the first ten pages and drawn the cover.
By July 17th - Pages 1 - 13 drawn, and announcement of book made.
July 18th - Pages 14 - 16 drawn, then a long wait before any more gets done.

August 18th - Rest of book scripted in two days.
August 23rd - Pages 17 & 18 drawn, in AirBnB flat in Derby

Aug 29 - Pages 19 - 27 (9 pages) drawn.
Aug 30 - Pages 28  - 32 (5 pages)
Aug 31 - Pages 33 - 41 (9 pages)
Sept 1 - Pages 42 - 47 (6 pages)
Sept 3 - Pages 48 - 50 (2.5 pages, one to ink - done in my hotel room in Bedford)
Sept 4 - Pages 51 - 60 (10.5 pages)
Sept 5 - Pages 61 - 69 (9 pages)
Sept 6 - Pages 70 - 76 (7 pages)
Sept 7 - Pages 77 - 87 (11 pages)
Sept 11 - Pages 88 - 97 (10 pages)
Sept 12 - Pages 98, 99 + 10 Chapter headings (12 pages)
Sept 13 - New page 36, pages 110 - 119 (11 pages + drastic renumbering)
Sept 14 - Pages 120 - 125 (6 pages)
Sept 15 - Pages 126 - 130 (5 pages) - BOOK FINISHED (almost)

I still have the sponsors faces to draw and insert in the Battle pages, and then there's the colouring/grey pages to make. But, by golly, getting the whole story drawn in principle is a very satisfying feeling from the end of a Friday afternoon.

Mon Sept 18 - Sponsors inserted into Battle scenes. Colouring begins.

Sept 18 - 20 - Colouring all 130 pages, then converting back to greyscale. So we end up with part-coloured pages with the main characters in line. So we can print a black and white book now, and possibly a colour version in the future.

Friday Sept 22 - First draft book and covers completed. Await amends from sponsors.
Monday Sept 25 - Completed book sent to Stuart Gould for printing. Ebook uploaded to D2D, hardback to Lulu. Paperback trying to upload to D2D but not approved yet.




My Books and where to get them:

Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy 
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Richard The Third Pre-order on Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy 
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon 
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon