Eden Hazard Song - Scottish Falsetto Socks

In the light of #ballboygate, in which Chelsea's Eden Hazard kicked a ballboy while getting knocked out of the cup by Swansea, The Socks have recorded a new song:



In case you can't make them out, the lyrics are below. See the best of The Socks' videos at tinyurl.com/Sockvids.

EDEN HAZARD

Pick up the ball because that's your job
But little Charlie Morgan had another idea
He made a big mistake and lay on top of it
So Chelsea's Eden Hazard gave the laddie a kick

On Twitter they say that's okay
If you're Eden Hazard
It's alright they say, if he's in your way
And you're Eden Hazard

What a role model you turn out to be
Kick a boy with the full support of your team
You can kick him cos he's just a schoolboy

Chelsea fans think that he should have got worse
Pat Nevin says he would have kicked him too
If you want a Chelsea fan to shut up
Remind them they just got beat & Swansea went through

So come on and say that its not OK
Even for Eden Hazard
To kick a ball boy cos he's holding up play
And you're Eden Hazard

But watch what you do cos the popular view
Is that Eden Hazard
Did the right thing to do, and they'd do it to you
If they were Eden Hazard





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