Horseburger cartoons that didn't make Private Eye

I can't remember when I last tried sending cartoons in to Private Eye. Oh wait, yes I can, it was last Friday, when I took some of the gags from the Socks' Tesco video and tried illustrating them. They were promptly rejected. So here they are, for posterity and your delectation.











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