Modern Art gags - new video from the Socks

We've done modern art as a subject before, and toyed with having it as the subject for our show more than once. But these are a set of all new gags, which we hope you'll enjoy/tolerate. And even better, a new song. A new song, you say..?

Gie’s a Giacometti Betty

Gie’s one for the hall,

I’ll stick it by the Pao-o-lozzi hanging on the wall

Given my choice I’d have a Bueys, a Klimt or a De Kooning

I’d happily take a Bacon if there’s one you arenae using

I wouldnae mind a Lichtenstein

I’d hae a Warhol too

I’d cough up fer a Jeff Koons but a Rauschenberg would do

I’d murder for a Miro, a Brancusi or a Pollock

But fob me off wi a Banksy you can stick it up yer bollocks

The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre return with a brand new show in 2018. Stay tuned.