Avengers Reel - new from the Socks

Brand new from the Socks, the Avengers Reel. Enjoy.

It's a song that's been in the last three previews (Glasgow and Bath) and may stay in the show with a bit of a rewrite. Or it might hit the cutting room floor and end up being part of the audience-in music, we're at that stage of development at the moment.



What's that you say? You want to read all the words? Oh go on then since you asked so nicely...

AVENGERS REEL

Summon The Hulk, Black Widow & Ant Man, Iron Man and Hawkeye

Captain America, Thor & Nick Fury – he’s only got one eye

Get em on board the Helicarrier – it floats up in the sky

The Agents Of Shield are waiting to greet you, then we’ll beat Loki

You talk to Iron Man, and I’ll talk to Loki,

And I’ll talk to Captain America

About how come the women don’t get fillums of their own

So they wait to hear Avengers Assemble

Avengers Assemble tada tada

With Rober-ut Downey Juni-ah

And Scarlet Johanssen uh huh uh huh

And Mark Ruffalo with his shirt off

Samuel L Jackson plays this bloke with a patch on

He’s Nick Fury the super techno spy

Meanwhile Thor is a Viking who’s much more to your liking

Also Hawkeye’s here, but we don’t know why

You’ll get a romance and a bromance

Then some fighting in 3D

You’ll always get some in jokes

And a cameo by Stan Lee

Marvel universe movies

Are all made by Dis-a-nee

And they all have a scene at the end when you are going

There is a Solder, a Winter Soldier

We bring him into things, though he’s not interesting

He is quite plucky, his name is Bucky,

And no-one here has heard of him

There’s a wee man here and his name is Bruce

And he wouldnae say boo to a goose

Make him angry he’s big as a hoose

But the Hulk won’t rip his troosers

   Let the wind blow slow, let the wind blow fast,

But it won’t blow up his incredible ass

His shirt and his socks they may not last

But the Hulk won’t rip his troosers

Sequels abound like a rash on your bum

With these Marvel franchises

If you don’t like the last one there’s lots more to come / And also TV series

    Punisher, Daredevil, Jessica Jones,

Luke Cage and Iron Fist

And the Inhumans and the Defenders

And several more that we’ve missed

So

If it wisnae fer the Avengers where would you be

You’d be watching superheroes made by DC

Though Wonder Woman wisnae bad the rest you neednae see

Cos you know you can trust the Avengers

The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre are Superheroes at The Gilded Balloon at the Edinburgh Fringe from August 1st to 26th - ON SALE NOW! 

Previews:
April 27 - The Canvas, London E1
May 26 3.45pm & May 27 5pm Komedia Brighton

June 16 - Zion, Bristol

June 20 - Ludlow Fringe

July 11 - Neath
July 19 - Bedford Fringe
July 29 - Derby Bar One

 - with more preview dates to be announced