Wednesday, 28 July 2010

Eamonn - new from the Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre

New from the Socks, a tribute to the sense of humour of SKY TV's Eamonn Holmes.



A little piece that hasn't made the new Edinburgh show. Which, did we mention, starts in exactly one week? Gulp.

Wednesday, 14 July 2010

Dr Who series arc

I know nobody will ever do this, but I had an idea for a Doctor Who series arc today. Wouldn't it be good if, after you've had the Christmas episode, the new series went like this...

1 - Bonfire. A fire and fireworks related story.
2 - Halloween. Ghouls & monsters story.
3 - The Fall. Autumnal story.
4 - The Fringe. Edinburgh Fringe story.
5 - Heatwave. Hot summer story.
6 - The Longest Day. Long day story.
7 - May Week. Cambridge story.
8 - Fools Day. Story about fool & tricks.
9 - The Ides. Death Of Julius Caesar (also featuring a Mad Hare)
10 - The Valentine. Love story
11 - Hogmanay. New Years story
12 & 13 - Out Of Time. We realise all the preceding stories have been shown in reverse order (which would explain things that were oddly inexplicable) and we are in somewhere outside of time and space where events occur in no proper order.

I'm sure loads of people have already suggested this really obvious idea. But if not, here it is. Now let me write it.

Kev F
Edinburgh July 2010

Tuesday, 13 July 2010

3 great reviews in a day

Has the Fringe started early? The Socks just received, or were part of, three rave reviews in the last 24 hours.

There's a 4 star review of the Edinburgh Magic Festival gala in the Edinburgh Evening News, page 24 (can't find it online, but when it does appear it'll be here). It's the show and the Festival that are getting the 4 stars, but we get the last paragraph devoted to us, saying:

"Contributing the stereotypical sawing of a creature in half was The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre. Observing the audience from their very own tartan clad theatre, the pair of socks managed to pull off an audience pleasing riff on Halloween, if not the actual stunt itself." (If you see the routine you'll know that's not the criticism it sounds like).

Then on Edinburgh Spotlight the show gets 5 stars:

"The ‘Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre’ were up next and already winners of the 2009 Edinburgh Festival Insider Comedy Award, they showed everyone what they were all about. They executed a show that literally ‘blew my socks off’. It included funny songs to their own take traditional acts like cutting a ‘lady (sock) in half’. A comical performance that had the whole crowd in stitches, and a great act to throw in amongst the other illusionists."

And then this morning I find a review of our show in Newbury last week, on The British Theatre Guide:

"They are the Morecambe and Wise of the sock puppet world as they lampoon the world of Hollywood with great pace and humour. Kev F Sutherland, who wrote this clever, witty show, skilfully brings the two characters to life as they compete with each other for supremacy... This is a show that delights, amuses and is plain daft fun but above all wonderful knockabout entertainment. Highly recommended." (I've edited a paragraph out the middle, all great though)

So, a fine start to a morning, coupled with which I see we had a small spike in sales of Edinburgh Fringe tickets (did I mention I'm keeping a graph?), which is always good to see.

Kev F & The Socks,
Edinburgh (here for a week working in libraries near Falkirk)

PS: And Doctor Who and The Dominators has just been released on DVD, and I believe the Socks are a hidden extra on there somewhere (not that we get a free copy or anything, hint hint).

Sunday, 11 July 2010

Touring and the Western

Ee but I'm tired. It's been a bit of a heavy schedule of work and travel for a while, and it's fair leaving me drained. Before I witter on, enjoy this, an item from last year's Edinburgh show that's opened the touring show all season and now goes into retirement for a bit, The Western:



Gradually as I've gone through the Socks touring dates, I've been slotting in new bits of material for the forthcoming Edinburgh show, and the more recent dates have been billed as Edinburgh Previews, so they've supposedly been all new. In fact I still need to write a good ending for the new show, and to tighten up the rest.

Last night in Harrogate The Socks played for 1 hour 10 minutes, trying out almost all of the new material we have while still keeping the last 10 minutes of the touring show. This suggests we have 55 minutes for Edinburgh already, but some of it's not quite good enough. So this week I will be locked up in my monastic cell* writing (*very nearly literally, as for two nights I am staying in Edinburgh University halls of residence, with no wifi and a shared toilet (I'm on a budget) so there will be little else to do but write. And, possibly, feel sorry for myself).

The travelling is possibly the most draining part, not helped by the fact that it is gloriously warm weather by British standards, having been the hottest and driest six months on record, which is not the ideal climate for being stuck in a car with no air conditioning. And how come when you open your windows, your hair gets blown from behind? I don't remember opening any windows in the back of the car. I don't have any windows in the back of the car. And I need a haircut.

But when to get a haircut, or indeed a rest? Since June 29th I've not had a day off (and when I say "off" I mean at home or sat at my desk doing easy stuff like writing and paying bills). From my base in Clevedon near Bristol I've gone to and fro Swindon, Walton in Wilts, Church Eaton in Wilts, Lymington in Hants, West Hampstead, Manton in Wilts, London W1, back to Manton in Wilts, Walsall, Newbury, Tipton nr Dudley, Harrogate, a day off writing in Harrogate sat in the park mostly then Harrogate again, then from packing up show in Harrogate a 90 minute drive to Washington Tyne & Wear (thanks, someone, for closing the A1-bloody-M overnight and adding half an hour to that journey) getting to my hotel after midnight, then up for breakfast and off to Edinburgh where I soundcheck this afternoon for the Magic Festival gala this evening.

Next week is positively restful, with four days in a row doing my Comic Art Masterclass in two libraries per day in Denny, Bonnybridge, Larbert, Falkirk, Meadowbank, Slamannan, Grangemouth and Bo'ness, staying in Edinburgh in the aforementioned monastic cell. Then on Thursday night I have the pleasure to look forward to of driving from Grangemouth to Clevedon in order to work at Clevedon school on the Friday morning. Then Lymington, Hants again on the Saturday. Then Beverly in Yorkshire on the Sunday. Then Dudley Monday, Lancashire Tuesday, Bristol Wednesday, Potters Bar Thursday, Manchester Friday & Saturday. Then - tadaaa - a Sunday off!

My venue for the Edinburgh Fringe is chasing me for the money I still owe them for the forthcoming show. I'm earning that much every four days but somehow am still waiting for it all to come in. I will be rich (enough to pay the bills I already owe, anyway) and very very exhausted by the time the Edinburgh Fringe starts, on August 4th, after which I have the luxury of just doing one show a night, and hanging the future of my entire career on every one of those minutes, some of which aren't written yet. So no pressure.

Oh my, look at the time. I have to hit the road, before it hits me. Laters.

Kev F
Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
Campanile Hotel
Washington Tyne & Wear

Wednesday, 30 June 2010

Career advice for budding writers

In answer to questions sent my a friend writing a book:

1 - Your working life seems to be based on being pro-active and innovative; how much of that approach is natural to you and how much did you have to work to achieve it?

The creative arts are competitive and often you have to go out and fight for work. In my case I've created work when there's none seemingly to be had. For example when most of the comics I'd been working for ceased to exist and work was drying up, I tried to do a comic books pin-off of the tv series Gladiators. I spoke to LWT and found what terms they'd ask for a licensed comic, then I spoke to a publisher I'd worked for before, contacted writers and artists, and brought the project together. Okay, it flopped after two issues and lost me money, but that's the sort of thing you have to do.

In another instance, when comics had again gone through a boom & bust cycle, I started producing the annual Comic Festival, something I'd never done before but that kept me in touch with my artform and the business until things looked up again.

2 - Looking at the unique ways you've got yourself out there - comic art masterclass, Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre etc - can you talk us through the process that turns these very individual ideas into income?

The mechanisms of most businesses are very simple. Make something you can sell, sell lots of them, and you're rich. In the creative arts you have the choice of waiting until someone in a position of power recognises how good you are and pays you to do it (eg a publisher or a broadcaster), or alternatively do it yourself. I have done a lot of both. In comics I have always made my money through the patronage of a publisher, be it DC Thomson and the Beano, or Marvel comics or whoever. I've convinced them I was good enough, made whatever changes or compromises they've demanded, and taken the money.

In comedy one tends to begin by making ones own work. Either by playing for free until you're good enough to get a paid gig, or staging your own shows. In the case of the Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre I have to invest in my own shows, eg putting a show on at the Edinburgh Fringe which can cost £6000 so has to sell a lot of tickets to break even, but then I can get theatres to book my appearances later in the year and make guaranteed money that way. In comics I have tried self-publishing, which is increasingly popular and has made fortunes for some, but not yet for me.

3 - Are there any ideas, or attempts to develop ideas that finished unsuccessfully and taught you important lessons?

The best laid plans of mice & men gang aft aglae. There are some people out there who can turn creative ideas into money, and succeed every time. I've not met any of them. Most people I know have, at some point or other, had a flop. In comedy I took a sketch show called The Sitcom Trials up to the Edinburgh Fringe for three years, and every time it lost money (though it did get a short TV series, which was a great result). It was a well thought-through show, a genius format, and looked on paper like a surefire success. But it never was. Then, as a spin-off from that show, I started doing a little comedy act with some sock puppets with silly voices. That, The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre, has become the most successful comedy show I've ever been involved in and doubles its profits at Edinburgh every year. But on paper it probably still looks like a daft idea. Sometimes you just can't tell what will work. (Google the quote "in Hollywood, nobody knows anything")

4 - What strategies in terms of getting and keeping the employment you want have been most useful to you over the years?

Expect the unexpected, and remember the creative arts are probably the most consistently unreliable way of earning a living there has ever been. There is a quantum jump between being the poorest person in the room and the richest. I know a great many comic artists, stand up comedians, actors, writers, sculptors etc who have been in both positions at some point or the other. And it is not always the most talented who ends up the richest.

5 - What are the best elements of working so much on your own terms?

I have a degree of creative freedom that is envied by loads of people. And most of what I do is actually great fun while you're doing it. I get paid to make people laugh, which is fantastic. On the other side of the coin, boring accountants have big houses. You have a choice.

6 - And the worst elements of the same thing?

Did I mention the unreliability? By the end of the 1990s every comic I had ever worked for had ceased to exist. I phoned up one of my former editors to ask if there was any work going and he wasn't even in comics publishing any more, he was selling orthopaedic furniture. I worked for Marvel comics, the biggest comics publishers in the world, just as they filed for bankruptcy. I got the break of doing my first weekly strip for the second biggest music newspaper in the UK, Sounds. I was in the final issue of Sounds. I got my first big break in the brilliant British humour comic Oink. I was in the final issue of Oink. I went up in everyone's estimation when one of my strips made it into the legendary Brit comic Warrior. I was, as you possibly saw coming, in the final issue of Warrior. I really was hoping to be in the final issue of The Beano, and you never know, that could still happen.

The consolation is that, now there's a recession on, nobody has a secure job. Well hello everybody else, and welcome to the level of security freelance entertainers have always had.

7 - When you meet aspiring comic artists, comedy scriptwriters and the like, what advice do you give them?

If they're very young and don't realise they can do whatever they want for a living, I like to keep them excited about the infinite possibilities that are out there. If they're a bit older and in danger of stealing my work cos they're too talented I try and depress them so much they go into civil service.

8 - In terms of your Sitcom Trials, how much of the eventual success of any writer is down to talent, and how much down to working to achieve success?

In comedy writing you do actually have to be funny, that's hard to get away without. But hard work, perseverance, learning the ropes, making and exploiting the contacts, getting the breaks then not blowing them, these are all vital things on the road to success.

9 - If the teenage Kevin encountered your present day self, what would each one say to the other (feel free to draw this and send in a jpg if it makes the point more clearly than mere words).

Teenage me would be very disappointed with old me. He really thought I'd be living in a Manhattan penthouse making millions as a film director. Old me would tell teenage me to shut up and shave.

Hope that helps, all the best

Kev F
http://comicfestival.co.uk

Tuesday, 29 June 2010

Sitcom Trials autumn 2010 - producer wanted

Hi Sitcom Trials fans & contributors,

There's been a lot of interest in the return of the Sitcom Trials and there are no doubt 100s of writers and almost as many actors out there waiting to compete in an autumn season.

The problem is our esteemed producer from last year, the brilliant James Parker, is far too busy with other work to look at running a Trials season, and I am too. But there is still the possibility of running a season at the Leicester Square theatre, and there is the usual guarantee of a big enough audience for the show to make money (or at least break even). If only we could find a producer.

So is there anyone out there who feels they are willing and capable of producing The Sitcom Trials? The right candidate for this job would be someone who has, ideally, been involved with the Trials before (either under James or his predecessors Simon & Declan) and can convince me of their vision for and dedication to this project.

Email me kevf.sutherland@virgin.net with Sitcom Trials in the header if you are interested in learning more.

Meantime I hope you're all well and doing great things, and I look forward to seeing the many Sitcom Trials alumni at the Edinburgh Fringe in August.

Kev F Sutherland
http://comicfestival.co.uk

Sunday, 20 June 2010

Sitcom Trials stars at Edinburgh Fringe 2010

Sitcom Trials at Edinburgh Fringe 2010

Among the hundreds of excellent shows at this year's Edinburgh Fringe, I'm going to make an extra effort to see these shows, featuring as they do the stars of the last season of The Sitcom Trials.

The Sitcom Trials, if you're not familiar with it, is the show I've been producing since 1999 where sitcoms compete head to head with the audience and a panel of TV & comedy biz judges choosing the best. The last season ran at the end of 2009 and featured our strongest line up of writers and performers, some of whom will be at the Fringe. They include

Steve McNeil & Sam Pamphilon in Addicted to Danger (7pm Pleasance Dome). Described in the Fringe programme as "Sitcom Trials winners" they are, indeed, that, and brilliantly so.

The Real MacGuffins (10pm Pleasance Courtyard) are a sketch troupe two of whose members were in two of the entries in the Trials grand final, and one of whom, the marvellous Dan March, has starred in the Trials since 2000.


The Unexpected Items (4.30pm Gilded Balloon) were in the Trials final as an ensemble and have since had a miillion hits on YouTube with the cult classic Gap Yah.

Stuart Goldsmith: The Reasonable Man (7.30pm Pleasance Dome) as one half of Kiosk of Champions was in the Trials final and now debuts his solo stand up show.

Wendy Wason (7pm Gilded Balloon) is an excellent stand up who co-starred in a Sitcom Trials entry that made it to the semi finals, along with Jen Brister

Rogue's Handbook (5pm Counting House, free) not only have members who appeared in the Trials but their Paul Gannon was invaluable in helping run the last season

And of course there's The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre (9.5pm Gilded Balloon) who hosted the Grand Final and are produced by me, the inventor of the Trials.

I'm sure there are many other Trials actors, directors and writers on at the Fringe. If you're out there, let me know and I'll, er, big you up, as I believe the kids say.

Sitcom Trials final:


Sitcom Trials 1st semi final
Sitcom Trials 2nd semi final
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