Saturday, 20 August 2016

Great gigs, and a Twitter round up


Having got past the slump of Wednesday's audience figures, the Socks stormed on to Thursday and Friday shows that were on top form, and luckily included me bringing the video camera along for the Friday. So we have a good recording (audio wise leastways) of a cracking audience response and a spot-on performance. (The camera's at a side-on angle so, not the best shot of the faces and costumes. Added to which, our previous two attempts to video the show from the technician's booth have seen a bit of curtain flop down in front of the lens halfway through, meaning we have great footage of one sock, but not the other!)



Of course next week's figures are starting off low, as happened last year, and which may betoken a pattern of change across the Edinburgh calendar. Those people who make Edinburgh a holiday are not doing it so much in week three. So if you've not cleaned up on the box office in weeks one and two (and we've been doing okay) you can't pin your hope on next week. Oh and Monday 29th - the final Monday - is still looking like a really bad mistake to have made. How we will ever get anyone along to that anticlimax-in-waiting I do not know. Still, that's well over a week away, and a lot can change in that time.

One thing that looms large is the Sitcom Trials final, the build up to which, with heats in June & July, all happened over in the Sitcom Trials' own blog. I still have judges to find, and guest places to arrange. But it looks like being fun.

Indeed this year, with the quality of my show being something I'm genuinely happy with, and my audiences having been the best in terms of quality (I could ask for bigger numbers some night, but relative to other acts in town I really really mustn't grumble), it's been a great Edinburgh. Much of which I've not taken time to write up in my blog. Let's see if, along the way, I've written anything of note on Twitter or Facebook.


Have passed 3 Edinburgh Tardisses that are now cafes. What's the chances of one being run by a Clara?

Hev: "Edinburgh is the only place where a lanyard doesn't automatically make you think someone's attending an HR conference."

There's a line in our show about "..probably a Shakespeare Strictly". Life, it seems, is all set to mirrorball art.


Who says kids are immature? These are the ideas they came up with for comic titles today.

I designed this t-shirt! (In 1993). Finally it's news.

Aug 12: Hooray! Edinburgh Parking Services just let me off a parking fine (cos app had wrong number plate showing)


If only those were here.


Thanks to all at last night's excellent Socks Do Shakespeare (inc Ellie & Yates family in selfie). Fab fun again.


The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre do Shakespeare every night at 10.30pm at the Gilded Balloon at the Edinburgh Fringe August 2016. BOOK NOW to avoid disappointment

★★★★★ "Accessible, contemporary and ridiculous" - Brighton Argus May 2016

Aug 3 - 29 - 10.30pm The Gilded Balloon, Edinburgh Fringe 

Thursday, 18 August 2016

Hump Day - a record-breaker

The Socks' costume for Richard III, which has been getting great audience responses, and led to some lovely adlibs (which you'll hopefully see when we get a good video of the show). And I had cause to tweet the photo of him today when I saw people referring to this as Hump Day.

Turns out Hump Day is a thing people with 9-to-5 jobs get every week, apparently, and just refers to it being the middle of the week. Here, in the middle of the middle week in Edinburgh, it finally became a reality for me as I started the day staring at my worst sales figures for this particular day... EVER!



Yes, even in our opening year of 2007 we did better on this day than how things started this year. I woke up looking at sales of 17. Now I know some people would kill for sales of 17. I know that because I indulged in a little schadenfreude by reading and retweeting this story first thing in the morning.


Stepping before an audience the size of a football team must make every comic’s soul shrivel – and the experience is no less agonising for those watching
THEGUARDIAN.COM|BY BRIAN LOGAN
An audience of 6 for an award winning comedian. That makes you feel a bit better about your own show. Until you realise, wait a minute, he's getting written up in the Guardian and you're not!

Still, flyering was bound to be able to remedy the situation. Anyone who's talked to me about Edinburgh for even five minutes will know of Kev F's Theory of Flyering™. I even put it to the test, with a modicum of statistical analysis, last year and it seems to possibly hold true. In short, 100 flyers, if well handed-out, should result in ten bums on seats. And I do about 100 flyers in an hour. So, today I should have been able to improve on that 17 bums on seats figure, shouldn't I? I hit the Royal Mile.


It was a lovely day on the Royal Mile, it was hot, it was sunny, and by god it was busy. But the paradox of Edinburgh is that that means it was hard-going and most likely fruitless flyering territory. For, though you can get a lot of flyers into the hands of a lot of people, what you soon realise is that the vast majority of them are Tattooies (people only going to the Tattoo and nothing else) or foreign tourists by the busload, who have English as maybe a second language if you're lucky. Most of the people thronging the Royal Mile, if not students in costume and fellow flyerers, are not even aware that there is such a thing as the Edinburgh Fringe taking place, and they are going to unlikely or unable to see any shows of any sort, let alone one at 10.30pm (when, as I am told innumerable times, they will be at home in bed, or at the Tattoo).



So I flyered mostly in the stretch that links the Pleasance Dome to the Assembly and Udderbelly Gardens in George Square, and passes my own venue The Gilded Balloon. A steady flow of lovely people, mostly happy to take a flyer, and most very clearly Fringe-goers. I flyered. And I flyered. From midday till 1.30. Then I had a meeting from 3 till 4 with a producer who's writing a thesis on the Fringe (about which more anon). Then from 4 till 5.30. Then the Socks played another 3 minute slot at Chortle's Fast Fringe, after which I did some of the most feel-good exit-flyering - handing a flyer to almost every member of a capacity audience who had just watched us being funny (they got the Hose routine and the Dog's Cock routine from Socks Do Shakespeare). Then I flyered from 6.45 till 8.15 and came home. Four and a half hours of solid, and good quality, flyering. Kev F's Theory of Flyering™says that should have turned into 45 extra bums on seats.

So we did the show, and it was a fun show. Well, I enjoyed it. I saw at the end that my good friend Martin was in. If he was reviewing us, as he has done before, I really hope he enjoyed it too. Because the occasional lack of audience volume may have been a factor that brought down the feeling of funniness. We ended up with 22 paying customers. Yes, nearly 5 hours of flyering had added just 5 ticket sales to the pile. Making Wednesday August 17th 2016 officially our worst selling middle-week Wednesday ever!

In 2012 (the famous Olympic year) it had been the Tuesday which had seen the slump, to a decade's low of 19. (Not since 2008 had any night of any Socks show ever dipped below 20, and to date it hasn't since, save for that one Olympic Tuesday in 2012). But even that year outsold us on the midweek Wednesday, getting 35 in. 2007's opening year had achieved 43 on this day, and 2008 reeled in 56. We didn't do badly for 2013, '14 and '15, with 45, 45 and 54. And the glory years of '09 and '10 (where we had lots of telly, and all our great reviews came in on the opening week) saw mid-run Wednesday houses of 76 and 84 respectively.

So it is that yesterday stands out on our sales graph as an inglorious historical anomaly. And knocks Kev F's Theory of Flyering™ into a cocked hat of statistical irrelevance. Added to which, on the two days this year where I did no flyering at all (Friday and Saturday) we've had total 100% sellouts. It's almost as if, in the Edinburgh Fringe, nobody knows anything!

Today (Thursday) sales are back in the area they should be*, and Friday and Saturday are on course to the sellout zone. Next week? We'll face that when it comes, says he remembering that, in 2015, Week Three turned out to be a whole new slump all of its own. All in all I'm feeling good, the show is still great, and if there is any word of mouth being passed on, I'm confident it'll all be good. As for the photo the Socks tweeted after we'd got home and counted up the numbers? Here it is (shot earlier in the week in St Andrews Square).


*UPDATE: Thursday night. I chose to spend most of the day doing art galleries and the like, and only managed 45 minutes of flyering. Sales went from starting the day at 33 to a final score of 58. So on Wednesday 5 hours flyering equals 5 tickets, the next day 45 minutes flyering equals 25 tickets. There is no logic to this game.


The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre do Shakespeare every night at 10.30pm at the Gilded Balloon at the Edinburgh Fringe August 2016. BOOK NOW to avoid disappointment

★★★★★ "Accessible, contemporary and ridiculous" - Brighton Argus May 2016

Aug 3 - 29 - 10.30pm The Gilded Balloon, Edinburgh Fringe 

Tuesday, 16 August 2016

Bec & Gav's Weddinburgh


Monday 15th August will have to go down in history as one of our most memorable Edinburgh days ever. We were lucky enough to be invited to the wedding of the century, Bec Hill & Gavin Innes at the Gilded Balloon.

I've known Bec & Gav since the Socks played the whole month of December 2008 at Winter Wonderland in Princes St Gardens, Bec was working as an assistant at the Gilded Balloon and just starting to do her first tentative stand up. She also cut and dyed her own hair, which was a lop-sided peroxide blonde at the time, and so disliked by her employer that she paid her to get it professionally cut and recoloured (correct me if that's not true, Bec). Gavin was a clean shaven, tall handsome lad who, I later discovered, had gone to Bell Baxter in Cupar, the same school as my Dad.


Eight years later, at yesterday's wedding, I met the woman who does Bec's hair and make-up for the DC Fancast shows she presents on Sky, and Gavin was rocking the most incredible Edwardian facial hair which makes him look, for all the world, like one of the busts at the Scottish National Portrait Gallery circa 1900. Probably Robert Louis Stevenson.

And yesterday was their wedding, quite the most stylish rock and roll event we've been to. Gavin had, famously, proposed to Bec on stage during her show at the Gilded Balloon two years ago. Today's ceremony took place in the Debating Hall, the Gilded Balloon's largest venue, which was filled to capacity with friends, family, and lots and lots of comedians. Johnny & The Baptists played us in, Steve McNeil led us through a round of Wifey Wars (a variation on their long established Wifi Wars show) while the couple signed the register, and the vicar was a hilarious star act. The whole event was streamed live on Facebook, and you can probably still find it.



Hev and I spent the afternoon with Paul Gannon and his fiancee Amelia, who we met for the first time and get on great with. A lovely relaxing afternoon talking nonsense and getting slightly out of the Edinburgh bubble, while very much being part of it. In fact the only thing that marred the start of our day was Hev and my walk to the wedding being blocked by a man having a wee in the close next to our flat. Blind drunk at midday on a Monday, then trying to usher us along the path with a piddling willy. Welcome to Edinburgh.

After a rest, we were back for the evening event, with the speeches and the cake, in the Night Club of the GB, an event which spilled out into the GB's courtyard dining area, where again we chatted to new friends and old (the team from the DC fancast among them). Speeches were excellent, the wedding cake was a tower of cupcakes, and all this, along with Bec & Gav's first dance which we missed as I had to go prep for my show, was streamed live.


(Photo by Alexa Mason, via Facebook)

I then did my show, which Hev came to for the first time and confirmed it is indeed as good as I keep saying (we had reviewers in and got at least one 4 star review, thankyou very much), then home to change and back out for a sweaty old dance, my first time on the dance floor since I can't remember when.

Well, it's clearly the first time I've danced since I started wearing reading glasses. I know this because I had them in my breast pocket, danced them out of my breast pocket, and didn't find them until a few other people had had the chance to dance on them. One lens is still intact, so I'll be reading half as much for a while. (I have a spare pair with me, I'll live).

I even got to see the famed Abbatoir bar for the first time, courtesy of Helen and Elliot of Nottingham Comedy fame who guested me in there. It's alright, if you like comfy looking private bars made out of shipping containers, and I'm sure that when it's full of celebs it's quite the place to be. But after the star studded day we'd all just had, it could hardly compare.

Happy Weddinburgh Bec and Gav (as you can see, I made them a card), and thanks for a great day.


The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre do Shakespeare every night at 10.30pm at the Gilded Balloon at the Edinburgh Fringe August 2016. BOOK NOW to avoid disappointment

★★★★★ "Accessible, contemporary and ridiculous" - Brighton Argus May 2016

Aug 3 - 29 - 10.30pm The Gilded Balloon, Edinburgh Fringe 



My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Paperback

Sweet Smell Of Sockcess - Putting A Show On At The Edinburgh Fringe - Amazon - ebook
Who Notes - Doctor Who Reviews - Amazon - Lulu - ebook
Space Elain - Amazon - Lulu - iBooks - Barnes & Noble 
Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon - Webtoons
Joseph, Ruth & Other Stories - Amazon
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  





★★★★ "Howling with laughter from the opening moments to the finale" - one4review

A lovely 4 star review for Socks Do Shakespeare, from one4 review:

Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppets Do Shakespeare 4**** - One4Review



one4review | On 15, Aug 2016

Kev F Sutherland is the inspiration behind the Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppets, a Fringe institution that has been a must show for many over the years.



Now I must confess that I am not a Shakespeare fan so hesitated in booking for this, but with the skills they have the Socks do a grand job of making it accessible to everyone aficionado of the bard or not. The show runs through the normal mix of gags, puns, some old some new but all funny, pastiches of well-known songs, the bickering between the socks themselves, improvised lines when things go slightly astray and somehow managing to do ‘costume changes’ along the way make this a delightful way to spend an hour. The capacity audience where howling with laughter from the opening moments to the finale.

Okay you are never going to get any groundbreaking material here, but what is there in abundance is an hour of light hearted pure entertainment that makes everyone leave with a smile on their faces and truly entertains. And isn’t that what it is supposed to be about?



****
Reviewed by Geoff
Gilded Balloon
22.30 to 23.30
Until 29th (not 23rd)


The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre do Shakespeare every night at 10.30pm at the Gilded Balloon at the Edinburgh Fringe August 2016. BOOK NOW to avoid disappointment

★★★★★ "Accessible, contemporary and ridiculous" - Brighton Argus May 2016

Aug 3 - 29 - 10.30pm The Gilded Balloon, Edinburgh Fringe 

Monday, 15 August 2016

Socks on BBC Shakespeare's #Macbethathon


Here are the Socks making their appearance on the BBC's #Macbethathon, a social media thang organised by BBC Shakespeare. Quite how many people will see it we can't be sure, but it was fun to do. Enjoy.



Here it is on the BBC Shakespeare Facebook page where, at time of writing, it's had 2156 views and 64 likes. Do please feel free to add to that total.


The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre do Shakespeare every night at 10.30pm at the Gilded Balloon at the Edinburgh Fringe August 2016. BOOK NOW to avoid disappointment

★★★★★ "Accessible, contemporary and ridiculous" - Brighton Argus May 2016

Aug 3 - 29 - 10.30pm The Gilded Balloon, Edinburgh Fringe 


Sunday, 14 August 2016

Kids, the BBC, sitcom workshop & a dinner party - busy Saturday in Edinburgh


What has undoubtedly been the busiest day at Edinburgh Fringe 2016 so far began before today, with Hev preparing food and making plans, and with me remembering to take home props, a CD and a mic stand from my set the night before (a thing I have to plan ahead if I'm doing extra gigs with the spare set). But if we start with the day itself, first thing in the morning I was at the Gilded Balloon's new Museum venue (its lecture theatre, which makes an excellent performance space) doing Kids Do Forth At The Fringe.


I gave the kids five minutes or so of Richard The Third, which has turned out to be a very solid bit of material we can take anywhere. Did the whole slot with no music (having thought I'd open with I'm A Sock and close with Well Did You Evah, to fill our 8 minute slot, it seems Richard III is nearly that long on its own).  As you can see from the photo above, I also met up with Bec Hill for the first time in a year, and came away with something very special - invitation to hers and Gav's Wedding on Monday! (I came away thinking this was totally top secret and I was not to mention it, then as soon as I got home I heard her talking about it with Al Murray on Radio 2, so I don't think I'm letting any cats out of bags here.)


Next came the centrepiece of the day. Long before I'd realised I had any extra-curricular activities on today (or had forgotten about the timing of them), Hev had planned today as our one opportunity to entertain in the daytime. So it was that, with the help of our customised doorbell (above), we had a little daytime dinner party, bringing together Stephen and Nick, who are up for a few days and will be coming to the show tomorrow, and Tim and Hazell, who live here of course, and who came to the show with friends last week. A splendid and easy-going, and sober, time was being had by all, starting around 2pm, when I had to shoot off at 3.45 to go and do a Sitcom Writing Workshop with Funny Women at Fringe Central.


Here you see me with Lynne Parker of Funny Women and Jenny Bolt, writer and performer, and just out of shot behind us the 8 participants in this fun little free class. There had been intended to be more people, but some sort of ticketing error meant most were turned away. Regardless, it was a good opportunity for me to flash my knowledge of sitcom trivia, talk Sitcom Trials, and hopefully help some people with their writing. I also secured myself a judge for the Sitcom Trials final in the form of producer Kate Lennon, and made a couple of contacts who could lead the way to Sitcom Trials in Dublin and Edinburgh, so that was time well spent.



Getting back to the flat at 6pm I found Stephen and Nick were still there, and that Hazell hadn't long left, so that had been a marvellous afternoon, which Hev and all concerned had enjoyed greatly. This is splendid news, as Hev's not a late night bar-hopping night owl (well, I'm not much these days either, but with a show that finishes at 11.30 every night, I'm keeping later hours than her) so it was good to be able to see people in the congenial surroundings of our lovely Worlds End flat, and socialise in comfort. Prosecco had been consumed.


Next up I was off to the BBC's space, which this year is in the grounds of George Heriot's school on Lauriston Place, to do the Socks' only bit of BBC this year. And whereas previous years have seen us do full sets on the BBC stage, appear on Newsnight, BBC Scotland, Edinburgh Nights, Edinburgh Extra, Sky News, BBC Three, The Culture Show, BBC America last year, and even once on The One Show, this year we had to settle for a piece on BBC Shakespeare's online coverage, as part of their #Macbethathon. No way of knowing how many people have seen it, or have yet to, but it was fun and we filled our 5 minutes on screen with the Equivacator routine. I'd come prepared to do this and the Oh My Porter song, but there were no facilities for music, so we did what we could and had fun doing it.

Then a little bit of flyering - flyering my single most effective stretch of every day, the Burnistoun queue (they go in for a 9pm start, and are queueing from 8.30, and are the most receptive punters to a tartan Scottish-branded flyer that I've ever seen). Indeed it may be as result of these Hibernopunters that I've been getting the last minute ticket-buyers that meant that, for the second night in a row we had....

A SELLOUT! Yes, all 90 tickets totally sold out. We've had near sellouts of 87, 86, and two 84s up until now, but I'd forgotten that I have to get the box office to release my company comps early, and urge them to release the venue and press comps as soon as possible, if I'm to be sure of selling all my tickets in time. (Looking at my graph from previous years, you can see the uptick in sales at the point when I remember I'm supposed to do this, If I don't, you get punters at between 8pm and 9.30 - a key window for evening punters - who are being told we've sold out, when in fact there's as many as 12 tickets still being kept on hold. Must make a note somewhere, that I'll read during week one, that reminds me to do this in future).


Added to all of the above, it was a great show. Possibly, I would say, the best of the run so far. Though this has been an exceptional show this year. For the first time ever, I've not had to change the show since we started the run. Lines have been cut and gags have been added, but I've not had to change the order, remove any sketches or songs (things that I have to do every year as I'm either finding out what works best or, in panic, desperately trying to patch up holes in the script). Because we had a good script from early on, then got it right with the 10 July preview shows, this year's been probably the best show ever, and last night was right up there amongst the best performances. No props went wrong, there were no embarrassing fluffs, the audience threw us no improv curveballs we couldn't handle, and by golly they laughed in all the right places. I suppose having had a performance of Richard III in the morning and Equivicator in the evening can't have hurt either. A second day with next to no flyering (none at all Friday, only 20 minutes tonight) and two sellouts in a row. And, by the way, our total sales right now stand at second only to the legendary 2010 figures, making this in so many ways a Best Fringe Ever. However, it's not even half way through yet. So let's enjoy this feeling while it lasts shall we?


The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre do Shakespeare every night at 10.30pm at the Gilded Balloon at the Edinburgh Fringe August 2016. BOOK NOW to avoid disappointment

★★★★★ "Accessible, contemporary and ridiculous" - Brighton Argus May 2016

Aug 3 - 29 - 10.30pm The Gilded Balloon, Edinburgh Fringe 
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