Friday, 12 April 2024

Mewlicious Sigma - Comics by kids in Ireland (part 1)


A lovely week of schools in Ireland, expertly organised by Martina, the librarian at St Aidans. And ironically the one school I didn't end up visiting was blooming St Aidans. Sorry Martina, how did that happen? The week goes Dublin, Dublin, Kerry, Dublin, Dublin, so I was kept busy.


We began the week at New Cross in Finglas, which I've not visited for a few years. It was a good return visit, and Ciaran the librarian bought 4 copies of my book, for which I was most grateful. No grateful in fact that I let him get away with squeezing three groups into the day. Yes, on Monday I worked with 90 kids and we produced three whole comics.


It was the First Years of New Cross that introduced me to the concept of the Sigma male. It's a meme that they find hilarious, and is at the very least problematic. Whatever, we got away with it. As for the word Zesty, and why every subsequent First Year group  has found it so funny, I remain none the wiser.


Jamal, as chosen by the First Years of Killinarden in Tallaght, is another distasteful meme. I'd go so far as to call it racist. But luckily I think I got away with it by drawing basketball player Jamal Murray. As for Daddy Pig's foot fetish? First years are Year 8s, with all that entails.

The celebrities these first five groups chose to appear in my demonstration strip were Drake - FOUR TIMES!!!! and also Jojo Siwa (of whom I had never heard before, she's a singer apparently).

The week in Ireland continues...


My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third - Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon - Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon - Webtoons
Joseph, Ruth & Other Stories - Lulu
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  



Sunday, 7 April 2024

Selling comics in schools - Irish experiment


On the one hand I recently discovered kids in schools could buy books, as per this blog. On an additional finger of that same hand, last summer I tried selling books on a trip to Northern Ireland and did so well I ran out of books, as per this blog. And, if the fingers on hands metaphor can stand it, this week I'm about to do five days of classes in schools in Ireland. So, place your bets, am I going to sell lots of books or not?

On the other hand, the kids who bought books in schools recently were all in primary schools, and this week will be all secondary schools. So will we discover secondary school kids don't buy books? On an additional finger of that same hand, in Northern Ireland it was all the parents of kids in my classes that were buying the books, whereas this week I'm working directly with kids, who need forewarning before they'll come in with money. Added to which, on another one of these fingers, we've just had the Easter holidays which means the kids most likely haven't even been told about my visit let alone about the chance to buy books.

And, to add to the variety of variables in this situations, I've only been able to squeeze 20 copies of Richard The Third into my bags anyway, see photo above. (How I fitted 30 into my bags last summer, I don't know. Is Richard that much thicker than the other books?*). So I'll be selling a maximum of 20 books, which would be a marvellous thing and would pay for a night and a bit in one of these hotel rooms I'm forking out for. 

Or a minimum of no books, which will lead me to re-examine how much extra I paid in order to have a bag in the hold so's I could bring those 20 books. What's the betting it's about the same as the potential profit from 20 books?

*NB Last summer it was copies of three different books I was selling, so one punter could actually buy all three and regularly did. That already limits this trip's sales potential. That said, the primary schools last month were only buying Richard The Thirds.

It's Sunday as I type this. Let us see how Monday to Friday in five different schools in Dublin and County Kerry pans out.

Day 1, Monday in Finglas. Ciaran the librarian buys 4 books. And we discover my iZettle credit card reader won't work in Ireland so we'll add it to my invoice.

Day 2, Tuesday in Tallaght. Linda the librarian buys two books, added to invoice.

Day 3, Wednesday in County Kerry. She tells me they're getting rid of books and going digital. No sales.

Day 4, Thursday in Dublin, Annie buys five.

Day 5, Friday in Dublin, Lorna says "I'll take ten", and I only have nine left. A complete sellout and a fine end to the week. Even better, she displays them. Result.



My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third - Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon - Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon - Webtoons
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  


Saturday, 6 April 2024

Joseph, Ruth & Other Stories - a new book

 


Following the success of Richard The Third, and by way of an experiment, I've resized and repackaged a selection of my Bible strips, including some that haven't previously been collected, into a new full colour 132 page A5 paperback - Ruth, Joseph, & Other Stories. On sale now on Lulu, hopefully emerging soon on Amazon. It's £14.99, which I know is a bit steep, but such is the problem with an all colour book. (On the plus side, I can get author copies at £6.05 + postage each, so should be able to sell them at an affordable price at live events).

The contents are:

Story of Joseph (previously in the A4 format Tales From The Bible)
Book Of Ruth (from Tales From The Bible)
Samson's First Wife (not collected before)
Jael Wife Of Heber (from Tales From The Bible)
Jonah (not collected before)
The Nativity (not collected before)
Feeding Of The 5000 (not collected before)

Though I'd love to see these sell well online, it'll be at live events that we'll really find whether there's an audience for it. It looks very much at home on what I call "the Dogman shelf". We shall see.



My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third - Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon - Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
Joseph, Ruth, & Other Stories - Lulu
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon - Webtoons
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  



Friday, 5 April 2024

Traditional Publishing, work in progress


Here we see a couple of pages of my King Lear work in progress, coloured in experimental spot colours. These were done on the suggestion of the editors who I went to meet this week, along with my agent, all as part of the process of, hopefully sometime down the line, getting my work traditionally published.

It's definitely going to be a long game, with a lot of waiting and a lot of potential disappointment, and it could all wind up with nothing getting published by anyone. But it feels like we're making progress, and today was very exciting because, as far as I can remember, I've never had a meeting with a publisher before.

To bring myself up to speed, and to keep some sort of record of things (which I will inevitably forget as we go along) here's the story so far. September 2023 I sent Richard The Third out to every agent I could find. October Emily Talbot got back in touch, and by November I had myself an agent. From October to February I worked on spec pages of a new Midsummer Nights Dream,  Twelfth Thing and King Lear to give Emily work to send to publishers, which she started doing in February.

5th March, first response came from Chloe at P*** R*** H*** who said "I discussed this with the team yesterday. We're being cautious about how many colour/graphic novel projects we take on at the moment, as we have several in the works and want to see how they sell-in. For the right project we would definitely be keen, but in this case the feeling was that the level of detail younger kids study Shakespeare at is perhaps a bit more general than is covered in these retellings. We weren't so sure about the art style ageing up.

Thanks for sharing, always interesting to see what author/artists are up to and who is out there, because I do think these projects are more manageable with one creator."


I found this quite promising, it's nice to be being taken seriously.


Then we heard back from H*** who asked Emily and me in for a meeting, which we had in London on April 4th. It was a good meeting. They'd like to see some new pages, experimenting with a different style of layout. I'll also do some spec pages on a new Shakespeare title (R&J), and on another angle of book we discussed.


As I say, this could all come to nothing, because as Emily explains, even though my two editors (another Emily, and Aliyana) seem very keen, the next people they'd have to take it to, at the publishing and marketing level, could very easily say no. So it's a long and unpredictable process, but it feels like something's happening, and it gives me work to get on with, which is exciting. And I end up with work which, if nothing pans out, can still turn into self published books. So it's all good.


To be continued...



My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third - Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon - Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon - Webtoons
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  


Thursday, 4 April 2024

March book sales


My exhibition table space at Bristol's UKCGF one day comic con. These events continued to be bigger sellers of books than ever before. But could they have found a new challenger in the form of kids in schools? Lets have a look at those totals for March 2024.

Sales of my books for March 2024, ranked in order of takings

Schools - £576
Live events - £467
Etsy - £89
Lulu - £45.26
Blurb - £1.18
D2D - $4.03

Live book sales at events in Exeter & Bristol - £467

(Richard The Third x 18, other Shakespeare x 19, others 24)

Live book sales at schools: 96 x Richard The Thirds @ £6 = £576

Live TOTAL March 2024

114 x Richard The Third
6 x Findlay Macbeth
8 x Prince Of Denmark Street
7 x Midsummer Night's Dream Team
4 x Omnibus
19 x Colouring books

Lulu (Amazon) March 2024 sales - £45.26 (23 sales, figure is all royalties)

PODS - 3 (bought by me, on discount)
MNDT - 6 (bought by me, on discount)
Book Of Esther - 2 (UK), 2 (US)
Euro vol 2 - 1 (US), 1 (UK)
Joseph Ruth & Other Stories - 1
Captain Clevedon - 1
Omnibus - 1 (US)
Euro Best Of - 1
80s Pop - 1 (US)
70s Pop - 1 (US)
20s Pop - 1 (CA)
Punk - 1 (DE)

Feb, - £26.76, Jan - £26.41,  Dec 2023 - £109.94, November - £107.53, October - £14.23, September - £18.76, Aug £33.34, July £27.60, June £29.94, May £48.33, April £52.26, March £8.56, Feb £38.57, Jan £35.25, & Dec 2022 £26.84


Etsy March sales -  £89 (10 sales, figure includes postage)

Euro Vol 1 - 4
Euro Vol 2 - 3
90s Pop, 80s Pop, Scottish Pop - 1 each

Feb £23.48, Jan £44.43, Dec 23 £131.22, Nov - £152.34, October - £51.92, Sept £0, August £13.98, July £48.93, June £55.92, May £58.05, Apr £171.05, Mar £80.86, Feb £44.50, Jan £82.86

Blurb Mar sales - £1.18 - 2 sales 

D2D/Ingram Mar sales - $4.03 - 38 sales (but most of those were Smashwords free promo sales)

Book of Esther - $1.64
Richard The Third - $1.19
MNDT - $0.62
FM - $0.59


My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third - Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon - Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon - Webtoons
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  


Sunday, 31 March 2024

Alan Seaman 1959 - 2024


Dreadful news for comedy lovers, I’m afraid my old friend Alan Seaman has died.

I got a text from him on the Thursday saying he'd been attacked by an "aggressive cancer" that he didn't think he'd be able to fight. This was devastating and unexpected news. As coincidence would have it, I was due to travel up to Leicester that weekend to do a comic class at the library, so Hev and I had the chance to visit him in Leicester Royal Infirmary.

He was surrounded by the family - Sonia who I'd seen with Alan a year ago, Kate who we hadn't seen for probably ten years, Jamie who we'd not seen for longer, and Marcus who we'd not seen since he was a round faced baby, he's now twenty five. Poor Alan didn't look well, and he joked about their Doctor who they'd christened "Dr Doom", as she seemed only to have bad news every time she came in.

When we left they'd just had another bit of obviously bad news broken to them, just out of shot as Hev and I went for a walk with Kate and Jamie, and we left them in an inevitably sombre mood. But Hev and I were so glad we'd had the chance to see Alan and to say, not in those actual words, good bye.

The news we'd been expecting came while Hev and I were on the way to Bodelwyddan. By the time I came to saying anything about it online, I was heartened to see literally dozens of comedians had already come forward to say lovely things about Alan. I don't think I'd realise how widely known he was. It didn't surprise me how well loved and universally appreciated he was.










Alan Seaman 1959 - 2024

Our good friend Alan has died, unexpectedly, at the age of just 64. Comedy lovers will know him as the promoter and compere of comedy shows in Leicestershire at various locations, usually under the banner of Ship Of Fools comedy. As well as being each other’s Best Men at our weddings, our association together went back many years, including us running one of Leicester's earliest comedy clubs.

It was an unimaginable forty years ago that he and I started performing comedy together. We met, he and I and my wife to be Heather, in 1984, as contributors to BBC Radio Leicester's youth programme Primetime. This weekly show gave a break to a number of talents who went on to become professional broadcasters. Alan and I specialised in comedy and, though he also busied himself reviewing and interviewing bands when he got the chance, it was comedy sketches that became our most popular contributions.

We got the chance to take our ideas to the live stage when we discovered a comedy club that was being run above The Magazine pub in Newarke Street. When he and I started doing stand up slots, at what was then called The Magazine Jokespace (a play on the name of the neighbouring Magazine Workspace), run by actors from the Phoenix Theatre across the road, we both disguised ourselves as characters. I was comedy policeman PC Bharsted, and Alan was bespectacled insurance clerk John Dull.

The John Dull character was inspired by Alan's then day job, working as an insurance clerk for Norwich Union, a job that linked him, nominally, to his native Fakenham in Norfolk. Though he and his family had moved to Leicester when Alan was a schoolboy, he would regularly return to Norfolk. Indeed one of the shows he went on to perform at the Leicester Comedy Festival in the 2000s was entitled Normal For Norfolk. He and his wife Sonia had, in recent years following the death of his parents, bought a house in Kings Lynn to do up.

After performing stand up comedy for a while in Leicester, Alan and I ventured out into the then nascent comedy circuit. The listings in Time Out still classed it as Alternative Cabaret and we travelled to art centres and pubs across the Midlands, on bills that would regularly include folk acts and poetry, pure comedy nights being a rarity, as well as dipping our toes into the London scene.

It was in 1987 that Alan and I took over the running of the comedy club at the Magazine, renaming it The Monkhouse. An image of Bob Monkhouse, from an advert in a 1950s Eagle comic, was our logo. Bob had nothing to do with the club, having been chosen as an ironic example of precisely the sort of comedy we thought we were providing an alternative to, and I doubt he ever heard of our existence. Don’t look for it, it’s not there any more, the pub being demolished in the 1990s to make way for new Court and office buildings.

Alan did most of the work, namely booking the acts, who included early gigs by Jo Brand (then The Sea Monster), Patrick Marber, Mark Lamarr, Frank Skinner and many more. They would regularly sleep on the floor of his house in Markfield after the show. My main responsibility was designing the posters, which I ran off on the photocopier at work. In those days before social media, that and word of mouth was the only publicity we had. The monthly shows were regular sellouts. When I moved away in 1989, Alan kept the club going, and maintained his efforts as a promoter and performer.

Though we lived in different parts of the country, Alan and I continued to collaborate through the 90s, on comic strips including the UT music parody in Sounds magazine, and in a range of humour magazines.
Heather and I have kept in touch with Alan, Sonia and the kids ever since. I was a mystifying choice of Godfather to their eldest, Kate, a role which I doubt I've done justice to. I returned to play at Alan's shows at The Looking Glass on Narborough Road and Ha Ha Comedy in Market Harborough in recent years.

We were very very lucky to be able to visit him in hospital when he’d got the news of his illness. He described it as an “aggressive cancer”, which had come upon him very quickly and he knew he didn’t have long.
We are so sad at the loss of him, and give all our love to Sonia and the kids. He kept giving to comedy right to the end. Nice work, Uncle Anal.



My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third - Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon - Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon - Webtoons
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  


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