I can't remember when I last tried sending cartoons in to Private Eye. Oh wait, yes I can, it was last Friday, when I took some of the gags from the Socks' Tesco video and tried illustrating them. They were promptly rejected. So here they are, for posterity and your delectation.
If anyone wants me to come and show their kids how to do what I've been doing for a living for the last two decades in my patent Comic Art Masterclasses, drop me a line, a comment, a Twitter, smoke signals, the usual methods.