Sunday 12 May 2024

Live book sales for May - events and schools

 


Live book sales for May started well at Pontypridd Book Fair. I had no idea what to expect. We got a good footfall of browsers, including parents and kids, and a couple of big buyers - one person bought £45 of books in one go!

Pontypridd Book Fair May 11 - £205.41

Colouring Books (various) - 13
All 3 Shakespeare (inc selling out two Omnibus editions) - 3
Richard The Third - 4
Findlay Macbeth - 2
Prince of Denmark Street - 2
Tales From The Bible - 1

May 13 Dukes Secondary, Ashington Northumberland 
4 x Richard The Thirds @ £6 = £24


More sales, one hopes, to come


My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third - Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon - Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon - Webtoons
Joseph, Ruth & Other Stories - Lulu
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  


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Friday 10 May 2024

Cult TV Colouring Book - Stranger Things are Breaking Bad on Wednesday in Twin Peaks say Doctor Who's Prisoner's X Files, as a Buffy Red Dwarf & their Sopranos meet The Bear and Bob Ross in the Thunderbirds Star Trek Twilight Zone for Ghostwatch, according to Only Connect's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy


Stranger Things are Breaking Bad on Wednesday in Twin Peaks say Doctor Who's Prisoner's X Files, as a Buffy Red Dwarf & their Sopranos meet The Bear and Bob Ross in the Thunderbirds Star Trek Twilight Zone for Ghostwatch, according to Only Connect's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy - in the new Cult TV Colouring Book, which I have just published.

It's on sale now on Lulu for only £9.99. Buy it here now.

There's also a Meth Lab Oompa Loompa in here. Yes, everybody's favourite Cult TV shows are now presented in full glorious techni-black-and-white, just waiting for you to add colour. Accompanied by authoritative and definitely fact and spell-checked articles on every show. A splendid colouring time is guaranteed for all. This book is strictly unofficial, and the articles and illustrations of these TV shows are produced for educational purposes, and some satire. No copyright infringement is intended.






https://www.lulu.com/shop/kev-f-sutherland-and-kev-sutherland/cult-tv-colouring-book/paperback/product-v8kzkjq.html



My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third - Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon - Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon - Webtoons
Joseph, Ruth & Other Stories - Lulu
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  




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Thursday 9 May 2024

April book sales


 Above: Kev sells books, and caricatures, in Swansea. But is this where his big sales came from in April?

Sales of my books for April 2024, ranked in order of takings

Schools - £514
Live events - £393
Lulu - £35.35
Etsy - £14.98
D2D - $3.45
Blurb - £0.68

Book sales for March 2024, February 24, Jan 24

Live events = only Swansea on the 14th

 £393 (books and caricatures)

Biggest seller = 26 x Richard The Thirds (full list here)

Schools April (Ireland, Christchurch, Abergavenny, Maidwell Hall, Etchinghill)

£514

81 x Richard The Thirds, plus sundry others

Lulu (Amazon) April 2024 sales - £38.80 (23 sales, figure is all royalties)

Eurovision Vol 2 -  3 (UK) 1 (ES) 3 (US) 
Tales From Bible - 1 (CA) 1 (UK) 2 (US)
Eurovision Best Of - 2 (UK) 1 (US)
Book Of Esther - 1 (US) 1 (GB - listed differently from UK, I don't know why)
MNDT -  2 (UK - one gets £0 royalties, one gets £1.10)
Findlay Macbeth - 1 (FR)
80s Superstars - 1 (DE)
80s Pop  - 1 (UK)
60s Pop - 1 (US)
Shakespeare Omnibus - 1 (UK)

March 2024 - £45.26, Feb, - £26.76, Jan - £26.41,  
Dec 2023 - £109.94, November - £107.53, October - £14.23, September - £18.76, Aug £33.34, July £27.60, June £29.94, May £48.33, April £52.26, March £8.56, Feb £38.57, Jan £35.25
Dec 2022 £26.84

Etsy April sales -  £14.98 (2 sales, figure includes postage)

Euro Vol 1 - 1
80s Pop - 1

Mar  £89, Feb £23.48, Jan £44.43, Dec 23 £131.22, Nov - £152.34, October - £51.92, Sept £0, August £13.98, July £48.93, June £55.92, May £58.05, Apr £171.05, Mar £80.86, Feb £44.50, Jan £82.86

Blurb April sales - £0.68 - 3 sales 

D2D April sales - $3.45 - 5 sales 

I'd make a graph if I could be arsed. Suffice it to say, selling books face to face in schools and at live events is how I make money from my creative output. It is good to have them available on Amazon, Lulu, Etsy et al, but it wouldn't make a lot of difference to the bank balance if they weren't there. The month ahead includes 3 days of live events and six days of classes, so game on to see who buys the most (if any, it's still possible that no-one will want any).


My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third - Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon - Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon - Webtoons
Joseph, Ruth & Other Stories - Lulu
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  


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Wednesday 1 May 2024

Romeo & Juliet - work in progress

So I've started on another new book, and this time it's Romeo and Juliet.

Following my meeting with a publisher a couple of weeks ago, I came away with notes. Since them I have zhooshed up some pages of two existing books, and now begun work on a new one, with that publisher expressly in mind. The zhooshed up pages are:

Midsummer Night's Dream: pages 20 - 24 redrawn and coloured as new pages 20 25

Twelfth Thing: pages 29 - 32 redrawn & coloured as Twelfth Night new pages 29 -32

Now I begin on R&J and here is my work in progress:
Monday 29 & Tuesday 30 April - Prologue and Act One written as my scribble laid-out script.
Weds May 1st - Pages 1 - 8 pencilled, 5 - 8 inked. Feels good to make a start.
Thurs May 2nd - Pages 1 - 15 pencilled and inked (and my agent chasing me!)
Fri May 3rd - Pages 16 - 20 pencils + inks. 
Sat/Sun May 4/5 - Pages 1 - 18 spot-coloured in red
Mon May 6th - Pages 21 - 27 (all of Act One) pencils + inks
+ spot-coloured up to pge 20
Tues May 7th - All 27 pages of Romeo & Juliet spot-coloured and sent to Emily, along with Midsummer and Twelfth Night.

Now we wait to see what anyone thinks of it all. Gulp.





My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third - Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon - Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon - Webtoons
Joseph, Ruth & Other Stories - Lulu
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  


 

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Tuesday 30 April 2024

Drawing by Mum in 1957 + April's Facebook ramblings

April 10: Just received most marvellous email out of the blue, re my mum:

“… I have been trying for years to ‘track’ your mother down, as she drew my portrait whilst ‘looking after’ me on a London to Edinburgh train on 1st September 1957! I have only just found her obituary online and I would like to convey my sincere condolences to you & your family.
“Corral will have only been 19 when she drew me, aged 9, after being ‘tasked’ by my aunt with looking after me till I got off the train at Darlington. (My parents had driven me to my aunt’s house in Basildon & left me in her care for the remainder of the summer school holidays, before my aunt sent me home on the train from Kings Cross).
“I have kept this drawing for over 60 years but still have fond memories of sitting gazing out of the window while your mother drew me.”
Isn’t that an amazing find?


April 7: Uncle Kev's Faulty Face Recognition, Example 97: So Jennifer Garner, out of the new Fantastic Four, is NOT the actress from season 1 of Reacher and Fall Of The House Of Usher. That's Willa Fitzgerald. But she IS the actress who played Anna in Inventing Anna, who WASN'T in fact the actress out of Unbelievable and Booksmart, who was of course Kaitlyn Dever. Got it.
Update: And she's Julia Garner, not Jennifer Garner! But apart from my ability to remember names or faces, I think I'm getting up to speed.

*******

When did the term OG creep into common usage?
I have only today discovered what it supposedly stands for. Though given that I’ve just seen it being used to refer to a pair of shoes and to Sir Ian McKellen suggests it has developed a certain flexibility.
I am the OG person who learns things a generation after everyone else.
Update: Thanks everyone for the mixture of condescension and commiseration.

****

April 6: Just watched Cocaine Bear at last. Jolly good fun.
And filmed where?
I had no idea till I kept seeing tell tale clues in the end credits. Did you know? Can you guess?
Update: I’ll give you a clue: I’ve just landed in that country.

(Reader, the answer was Wexford)


I'm not sure how keen Amazon are for anyone to buy my Eurovision Colouring Book. On the plus side, they've knocked a quid off the price. On the minus side, look at the bottom right hand corner of this picture.
"Usually dispatched within 3 to 7 months" - "FREE Prime delivery 29 May - 13 October, 2024"
Don't hold your breath waiting, kids. (You can get it on Etsy, it's cheaper and you get it next week)

*****

Is there a word for killing a world famous violinist?
Yehudicide
April 7: Things you discover when you're searching for something else. Who knew that Nicola Walker was in the Cambridge Footlights with Sue Perkins? Or that Andy Parson had curly hair? Once.

Visual gags that either never get old or that Cambridge Footlighters are obliged to do at some time: The Coathanger.
Above, Footlighters from 60 years ago in I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again; below, Footlighters from 40 years ago plugging their 2024 tour.

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April 10: One thing that’s puzzling me, here in Ireland, is the so called Dublin Posh or D4 accent, as Joanne McNally has here. Is it just me or does it not sound in the slightest bit “posh”?
If you think of posh Edinburgh, or any posh variant of an English accent, aren’t they defined by sounding dainty or refined, with the edges smoothed off. This Dublin Posh, compared say to lovely lilts I’ve heard from Galway or Wexford, sounds more like a docker than a debutante.
Is it my ears, or an Anglo-centric snobbery?


Look at me slap bang in the middle of the ad for UKCGF comic cons. It’s like me and my free caricatures* are some sort of attraction.
*NB I now tell folk the caricatures are optional, they don’t have to have them, they’re free if they buy something from my table, or a couple of quid donation if they want it. So far two people out of 100 (only done this at one event so far) said I could keep it. And they were foreign students who, to be fair, might not have understood what I was saying.
See you in Swansea on Saturday for more of the same. (Also original Marvel and Gladiators art. And books. So many books. )


April 12: Happiness is: taking 20 copies of your book to Ireland hoping to sell them to kids. It’s the school librarians that buy them. One takes 4, one takes 2, one takes none saying they’re getting rid of books and going digital (the horror!).
Then on the 5th and final day the librarian says “I’ll take ten” and I only have nine left.
And she displays them. The perfect end to a highly enjoyable week.
(Though next year I’ll have to charge more. Hotels, car hire, airport parking, and flights mean a trip like this is noticeably more expensive than it used to be)


April 17: To our credit none of us took photos at Alan’s funeral yesterday.
Damn. I bet we all really wish we’d taken photos. It was great, despite the circumstances, to see people we’d not seen for so long. It was a good send off.
Music included Birdland by Weather Report, and All You Need Is Love.
And I realise my opening line was a bit inaudible, so the gag of Alan’s that I opened my speech with was:
“I see there’s a lot of old people around. Must be cos we had such a mild winter”

*****

April 19: I was on the horns of a dilemma cos I was coming to the end of my print run of my self published book (Richard The Third, my biggest hit to date). Cos I'm selling them in schools, with kids taking about 25 copies a time, and they've been the big sellers at comic cons (eg 26 last Sunday), my initial print run of 500 was almost gone (so I'm ordering more, courtesy of the very excellent Stuart Gould, who I trust we all use).
My problem was: oh no, I only have 60 copies left, with 25 already bagsied by a school next week. I'm about to run out. Then suddenly in my studio I discover two hidden boxes. Hooray - I actually have 120 copies left.
So no I'm just feeling disappointed that I hadn't in fact sold as many as I'd thought. There's no pleasing some people.

(Reader, I ordered a new print run of 500 books for £1200)

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April 20: Anyone else trying to get through Feud: Capote and the Swans? Only 2 eps in and left a bit cold.
Whether it’s the original book, the writer, or the director to blame I don’t know. Or whether it’s because it’s hard to sympathise with Elmer Fudd and his awful ladies who lunch, and why you should care about whatever happens to any of them.
They get what they deserved, ie their awful stories told. And he gets what he deserved, ie to be ostracised for it. And we still have five episodes to go.
It better perk up is all I can say.


April 22: Who Do You Think You Are, but for horses. Spotted this weekend at Calke Abbey. This one horse was the great great great etc grandad of Red Rum, Desert Orchid, Shergar, and Seabiscuit.
Posh folk and their inbreeding, eh?


April 24: A long lost find (by Hev) reminds me I was illustrating Shakespeare (gasp) 20 years ago.
This is the booklet from a CD-Rom called Superbard, from Harper Collins in 2003. Yes, they used to print a booklet telling you how to use your computer. Try telling the kids today.

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April 26: Just did that trip to the Post Office that reminded me I need to raise my postage prices on Etsy. Hadn't given them a thought.
So I just posted a book to the Netherlands, it cost me £6.55 and I'd only charged the client a fiver postage. And domestic postage for a book is now £2.50, and I was still only charging £2.25.
Come to Uncle Kev for lessons in how to lose money in ways you never even thought of.

***

Cos I'm meant to be getting on with proper work, I've been distracted by this. The Variety glossary of movie terms that only they use. How many can you work out?
Ankling
The Eye web
The Frog web
The Hub
Beantown
The Lion
The Wickets
Mitting
An Oater
Pubcaster
Shingle
Solon
Terping
Zitcom

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April 28: Last night’s movie is one I highly recommend: Blackberry
An excellent comedy, not made on a big budget, with no big stars in, it told its (true) story perfectly, with comedy throughout and not flagging once.
I knew none of this story, didn’t even know the Blackberry was a Canadian invention. V good.

*****

April 29: Forgive my ignorance, but what the hell's a HEIC?
I transfer some images to my laptop today and instead of coming across as jpgs, as they've always done, they're a heic. I now have to look up another word. Honestly, the future, would you stop coming up with new things?

******

April 30: Jerry Seinfeld talks about "woke" comedy

Ok, the whole “woke destroyed comedy” is nonsense, and I don’t think he meant that anyway. But his “where is comedy on TV?” point is an interesting one.
My TV comedy viewing habits have certainly changed over the years. I used to be a sitcom vulture. I ran a thing called The Sitcom Trials, which was part of my desire to join the great tradition of sitcom writing. A tradition which, when I looked up at the end of my twenty year experiment, had all but died.
The studio audience sitcom, where you laughed along with a crowd whose laughter you could hear, has almost entirely been replaced by the comedy drama (eg Motherland or Derry Girls, where the laughs are definitely there, but in a filmic rather than theatrical way) and panel games (eg HIGNFY and Taskmaster) which will regularly reduce me to tears, like Frasier and Fawlty Towers once did, but without the narrative element.
We’re told US TV is crying out for a new trad sitcom, something broad with wide audience appeal. They’d kill for a Friends, but will we see its like again?
Recently I’ve tried watching a few new BBC comedies and they’ve fallen flat for me. Mammoth, Mandy, and Alma’s Not Normal just seemed to lack the wit or the writing chops. Certainly when I rewatched Philomena Cunk and Motherland for balance I found I was still capable of laughing at comedy on film made under cloudy skies, so it was them not me.
Is there good new sitcom out there? Or do we not really want it any more?

*****

April 30: A post Baby Reindeer discussion, mentioning how Michaela Coel avoided starting a manhunt and opening a can of worms with I May Destroy You, led to me finding this story. In short Michaela spells out how she was abused by a stranger, whose identity we don’t find out, and how she and a colleague were verbally abused by someone in TV. Which could just as easily have started a “who was he?” hunt as Reindeer did.
Maybe nobody cared when these stories went into IMDY.


Some forty year old photos unearthed from a drawer, taken at a comicon in London in, I think, 1985. That’s Alan Moore on the right, along with Garry Leach, Alan Grant, Kevin O’Neill, Richard Burton, and Martin Lock of FA.

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May 1: Nostalgic for the old Readers Digest, which ceased publication this week. My Mum and Dad got it and it was a big source of wisdom through my childhood.
If you never encountered it, it was a collection of articles from other magazines and papers, and abridged books, supplemented by features such as Humour In Uniforn, Laughter Is The Best Medicine, and “I Am John’s Spleen”, a piece where a body part would describe itself in the first person. That feature helped me to a B in O Level Biology.
Naturally Readers Digest has folded because it was, in sum total, just what you get on Facebook, except you had to wait for and pay for it, which are not concepts that work these days.
Interestingly, when it came to clearing out the parents house, the Readers Digests were nowhere to be found. They were not the sort of thing one held on to, they were the sort of thing you donated to the dentists waiting room. Now the whole thing’s gone to the dentists waiting room in the sky.


My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third - Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon - Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon - Webtoons
Joseph, Ruth & Other Stories - Lulu
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  



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