Wednesday, 11 October 2023

Book Sales September - online and live

 

Richard The Third is available to pre-order on Amazon right now, let's see what difference that makes to online sales in a month's time. For the moment we're looking at a record breaking month from Etsy and D2D, and not in a good way:

Lulu/Amazon September sales - £18.76 (published Oct 11th)

Sept £33.34, Aug £27.60, July £29.94, June £48.33, May £52.26, April £8.56, March £38.57, Feb £35.25, & Jan £26.84

MNDT - 4 (UK) (2 register £0 revenue)
Richard The Third hardcover - 1 (UK - sold Oct 10th, direct from Lulu, accounts for £10.37 of this month's turnover)
Dr Who Col - 1 (UK)
Tales Of Nambygate - 1 (UK)
Findlay Macbeth - 1 (UK)
Scottish Pop - 1 (CA)
2020s Pop - 1 (US)

Blurb September sales - £1.29

August £0, July £1.17, June £0, May 74p, Apr £9.12, Mar £3.13, Feb £3.21, Jan 12p

MNDT - 3 (UK) 1 (US)
PODS - 1 UK

D2D September sales - £0

August $4.23, July $7.39, June $6.03, May $1.86, April $1.52, March $2.46, Feb $0, Jan $4.10

Etsy September sales - £0

August £13.98, July £48.93, June £55.92, May £58.05, Apr £171.05, Mar £80.86, Feb £44.50, Jan £82.86

Thank Heavens for Live September sales at events - £965.55

August £565.49, July £460, June £304.50

2023 live sales total to date:

All 3 books - 55
Findlay Macbeth - 54
Prince Of Denmark Street - 43
Midsummer Night's Dream Team - 42
Colouring books (various) - 25
Scottish Falsetto Socks Superheroes - 19
Richard The Third ashcan - 16
Tales From The Bible - 7
Tales Of Nambygate - 2

My Books and where to get them:

Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy 
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon - Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Richard The Third - Pre-order on Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy 
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon 
Captain Clevedon - Amazon

Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  

Tuesday, 10 October 2023

Contacting agents & SoA meetings


Here's me at a Society Of Authors meeting. You can't move for these recently. This was my third in a month. This, the Comic Creators branch, was done by Zoom, with me in a hotel room in Carnforth using the worst 4G signal imaginable. But I still managed to make a good contribution, feeding back on the Lakes Festival, from which I'd just returned, and sharing observations about applying for agents, about which more below.

The other SoA meetings have been our regular Monmouthshire group, which took place this time in Abergavenny, and Hev & my debut attendance at the Gloucestershire group, who met in Stroud. The Stroud meeting was particularly well attended because we had a talk from an agent. See, I knew we'd be mentioning them again.

Anthony Harwood was the agent who came to talk to us, and he had a lot of helpful things to tell us, about what an agent does and how to approach one. I don't think I really asked much myself, and since he's not someone who deals with graphic novels I didn't touch on that area. But the do's and don'ts of contacting and acquiring agents were very helpful.

So it was that, on Friday Sept 29th, in my hotel room in Bowness on Windermere, I contacted a slew of agents, sending them Richard The Third to look at. I have done this a couple of times before, most recently when I had Midsummer Night's Dream Team out, which I was quite proud of (here are the results of the UK agents mailed in Oct 2020, and here are the results of the mostly US agents emailed April 2020). Well, the old being-proud-of-my-new-book bug had bitten again so I contacted the following agents.

US: Writer's House, Seiss, Greenburger, CAT, Park Literary, New Leaf, Triada (but my email was blocked by them)

UK: Pew, Bent, Caroline Sheldon, PFD, Watson Little, United Agents, RCW, Ki, Soho Agency, Ampersand, Lit Agency, Sophie Hicks, Rocking Chair Books, Miles Tott, LBA, KHLA, Johnson & Alcock, Jo Unwin, Janklow, Holroyde Cartey, Hardman Swainson, Greene Heaton, Dorie Simmonds, Eddison Pearson, Darley Anderson, Christine Green, Bell-Lomax, Artellus, North Bank

As of Oct 10th I have 3 responses from agents. Two polite rejections, and one showing some interest. Let us see how that progresses.

Update: Monday Oct 16th. Whisper it, but I had a very interesting Zoom meeting this morning. Plenty can go wrong between now and whatever happens next, but for the moment... fingers crossed.

Thurs Oct 19th: Feeling very nervous that something will go wrong, having not heard from them since Monday. Let's face it, something always goes wrong.

Update from November: Here's the news I couldn't dare mention back in October, now made more official.

My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third - Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon - Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon - Webtoons
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  



Friday, 6 October 2023

Richard The Third ready to pre-order


Richard The Third is both ready and not ready, at time of writing. It's ready for you to pre-order on Amazon, and you'll get it when it's published on October 30th.

But it's also still at the printer. The proof copy from Stuart Gould is stuck in the post, and as soon as I approve that, we get the massive print run rattled off ready to give to the sponsors and then sell to the waiting public. There will be a waiting public, won't there?

By the end of the month, we'll all be up to our ankles in steaming Richard The Thirds, but until then I have a proof copy from Ingram (my Lulu proofs are still not here either) and it looks great.

So get ordering now - okay?

Richard The Third - on sale now!


My Books and where to get them:

Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy 
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon - Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Richard The Third - Pre-order on Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy 
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon 
Captain Clevedon - Amazon

Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  

Poopy Doo Doo Heads - comics by kids to & from The Lakes


My annual trip to the excellent Lakes Comic Festival is an opportunity for me to hone my scheduling skills and see if I car arrange a string of schools en route up to The Lakes and then back home. This year I did better than most, if you consider Newcastle, Kendal, Bowness, York, Carnforth and Leeds to be a good trajectory. And by golly didn't they come up with some of the best comic titles ever?

The trip north began with Prudhoe Primary near Newcastle, whose comics you can see in the previous blog. Here are the comics from Old Hutton Primary in Kendal. Which, I was delighted to find, was the school the Audrey, Hev's mum, was evacuated to during the war. I just taught in my mother in law's school from 80 year ago. How brilliant is that? 

I was even ambitious enough to challenge one group with their drawings on the cover. These covers are drawn by me during the class, then the kids adda small doodle each while they're waiting for me to draw all their caricatures. Usually they just squeeze a random picture into the spaces left for them, but the Oh Shut Up class rose to the task of drawing themselves as if in an audience. I think we got away with it.

Having done Prudhoe on Wednesday and Old Hutton on Thursday, Friday was devoted to desk work in my hotel room then performing the Scottish Falsetto Socks: Superheroes a part of the festival. The there were two days of standing behind my table selling books and art (which I did a record-breaking amount of, might I say), plus my team winning the Pub Quiz on the Saturday night (see blog elsewhere, if I get round to it). The on Monday I was over on the other side of the country at Hempland Primary in York (above).


 The only glitch in my scheduling was getting York and Carnforth in the wrong order, Carnforth being back in the Lake District where I'd spent the weekend, and York being annoyingly close to Leeds. I could have saved my self two and half hours of driving every night if I'd sorted that out properly. But, my being knackered by all the travelling notwithstanding, Nether Kellet Primary in Carnforth came up with some cracking comics.

As did Allerton High, on the final day of my Northern mini tour. By the end of which I had successfully caught myself a cold, my second of the year, and very nearly lost my voice again during these classes, as I ddi on the final day of my Northern Ireland tour in August. I guess the lesson is don't do six successive days in confined spaces, breathing the air of a couple of hundred different schoolkids. Especially when you compound that with two days in a particularly humid tent breathing the exhalations of a few thousand tourists. I am my own worst enemy.

The celebrities these eight groups chose to star in my demonstration strip were Taylor Swift (three times), King Charles, Donald Trump, Ed Sheeran, Kim Kardashian, and Dwayne The Rock Johnson.

My Books and where to get them:

Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy 
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon - Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Richard The Third - Pre-order on Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy 
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon 
Captain Clevedon - Amazon

Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  

Wednesday, 27 September 2023

Poopinator and more - September's comics by kids

September has been spent drawing my Richard The Third during the week, and doing classes at book festivals at the weekends. Then at the end of the month the schools begin again. Here are the Comic Art Masterclass comics that mark the start of the autumn.

The St Ives Literary Festival was my second visit to Cornwall this year, and stands in marked contrast t the Fowey Festival back in April. That earlier visit to the clotted cream county saw my do a one-off class with a record-breakingly low turnout of just 7 people, only one of whom was a kid. This time, St Ives delivered two healthily sized groups, producing two marvellous comics. As for how profitable this month's classes were, we'll look at that at the end. St Ives was a doorsplit, with books sold at the end.

Kettering Literary Festival delivered another couple of splendid sellout classes, with a couple of splendid comics. This time it was a fixed fee, with books sold afterwards.

Budleigh Salterton saw another trip to the south west, this time to not far beyond Exeter and a lovely sellout class. The only trouble here was I'd failed to tell the organisers one of the key things about my class - it holds a maximum of 30 people. Unfortunately I'd managed not to mention this stipulation and didn't discover it until the day before the classes that they had sold 48 tickets! Which, being paid tickets, it was too late to do anything about. Not to worry, I said consoling myself, it'll be a doorsplit, so it'll be worth it.

You see, as with the other festivals this summer, I'd hoped to do two classes in the day, holding up to 30 in each. But Budleigh had only felt able to agree to one, possibly thinking they wouldn't get enough uptake. (With Fowey fresh in my mind at the time, I possibly agreed). So we agreed to a fixed fee, and just for one class.

As it happened, it was an excellent class. I was able to handle the 45 punters who turned up. And, even though the class was 50% larger than what I could usually accommodate, it worked fine. And I further consoled myself that, with that many extra kids and parents present, I'd sell a commensurate amount of books at the end. Sadly this wasn't quite the case. The final financial tally is at the foot of the page*.

Schools returned to my diary with a run of schools based around the Lakes Comic Festival at the end of September and start of October, the first of which was Highfield Middle in Prudhoe. I first came here as part of Hexham Book Festival, so I guess the festival connection is complete for this instalment of the blog. Two fine classes, a mix of years 6 & 8, and 5 & 7, and two fine comics. This mini-tour will continue in Kendal, Bowness, York, Nether Kellett, and Leeds before I head for home in a week's time.

The celebrities these 7 groups chose to appear in my demonstration strip were Will Smith, Donald Trump, Michael Jackson, David Bowie, Boris Johnson, Kim Kardashian and Simon Cowell.

My Books and where to get them:

Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy 
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon - Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Richard The Third - Pre-order on Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy 
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon 
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  

*So, the end result of these three book festivals in a row, and their different funding arrangements, was:

St Ives - 30-odd punters, doorsplit for two classes = £250. Books sold = £101. Total = £351

Kettering - 30-odd punters, flat fee for two classes = £450. Books sold = £120. Total = £570

Budleigh - 45 punters, flat fee for one class = £250. Books sold = £72. Total = £322



Tuesday, 26 September 2023

Me on a podcast & other September musings

 


Here's me being interviewed by Steve Otis Gunn on his Television Times podcast. Steve was my technician at Edinburgh a few years ago and we've stayed in touch. Listen to me ramble on, why don't you?


Sept 8: Happiness today was finding a charity shop with loads of my old Beano strips in

Check out my homages, you #comicswipes types!

*****

Sept 5: Politics is tiring. The tribalism and infighting just seems so childish, but its an eternal thing.
Also, when this piece says “The brand of politics now dominant is Blairism circa 2005 … The problem is that the country looks more like it did in 1974…” - the thing is I have only fond memories of both 2005 and 1974, and have long been aware that my life and others carry on fine almost regardless of the ongoing politics.
When I’ve been most engaged in politics, ie raging against Thatcher in the 80s, disapproving of Blair’s wars in the 2000s, and despairing of Johnson’s bunch of crooks in the 20s, my life has gone its own way.
The recession and depression of the 70s is, for me, just memories of great comics, great TV and great music. Cos I was a kid. The never-mentioned meh 90s of John Major are probably when I had my biggest financial difficulties, or maybe that was under the glorious first 5 years of Tony Blair. And no one bangs on about the coalition years of the 2010s, and all I can remember are the great comedy shows I did.
Obviously I’m lucky, cos I’m middle class, and people like us aren’t the ones who get affected by hardships like benefit cuts etc - though interest rates affect us, I guess, and I have my experiences with a collapsed NHS to look forward to. But how would that have been any different at any time in the last 50 years?
This has been your good morning mixed optimism and nihilism post.


Happiness is finally getting round to pencilling that bit we’d all been waiting for
*****

Sept 7: Rolling Stones launch new album.

Todays bit of mental arithmetic: the last time Jagger and Richards wrote an album, in 2005, they were a couple of years older than I am now.
By which token, I look forward to producing my nonsense well into the late ‘30s.

*****

Sept 15: Re Fables writer

So, if I understand this correctly, Bill Willingham has just made the following characters public domain:
Snow White
Beauty and the Beast
Prince Charming
Cinderella
Old King Cole
Pinocchio
Rapunzel…
What next? Is Stephen Moffat going to make Sherlock Holmes and Dracula public domain?

*****

Sept 17: Wales gets 20mph speed limit

Could this be what loses Labour the 2024 election?
As soon as the Daily Mail weaponises 20mph in the same way they did with ULEZ as “what Labour will do to us if they get in” it could be enough to do the job.
Or am I wrong?


Wow! Oscar’s film, which we’re going to see tonight, has got a review in the Guardian! Go Oskie!

*****

6 of the worst songs where the single is better than the album version
This is a very 1970s problem. In the days before remixes and 12 inchers, the trend was to make a short single to play on the radio, with the promise that you’d get the longer definitive version on the album. Except loads of long versions are too long. Here’s my six least favourite
The Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy
Life’s Been Good - Joe Walsh
Layla - Derek and the Dominoes
I Don’t Like Mondays - Boomtown Rats
Hold Your Head Up - Argent
Number One Song In Heaven - Sparks
What are your least favourite long versions?


Comics folk, how often has this happened to you?
You draw a scene, then realise you gave the dialogue to completely the wrong character so you have to redraw it?
Luckily this book is in a quick-to-redraw style!

*****

Comics folk, does anyone else do this? I’m printing my new 130 page graphic novel in black and white , but I’m currently colouring the backgrounds in, er, colour.
I then knock this back to greyscale, making sure that it works in b&w, leaving my characters as pure line work.
The plan is, if I go on to do a colour version at a later date, I’ve done half the work.
I’m the only one, right?

*****

“Do you manga?” is one of the questions I get asked a lot, by schools wanting to book me to teach their kids, and by kids in my classes.
My reply tends to be that manga is just the Japanese word for comics and so, technically, yes I “do” manga. But I don’t feel I do. And I know the kids know the difference too.
Does anyone here say they do manga?

*****




I've found out how Amazon are able to sell my books at less than cover price - I don't get paid!
Just got last month's sales (via Lulu) to find 3 copies of Midsummer Night's Dream Team sold, and I get £0 each.
Nab yourself a bargain, I don't mind

*****

Sept 22: So, who’s still watching broadcast TV? Having just read Private Eye’s article about how TV has “fallen off a cliff”, with Eastenders down to 2m viewers and Mrs Browns Boys getting a tenth of what it used to, I am aware that we’ve just started watching our first “must see” shows for months.
We will now be watching as-good-as-live as we can manage* Taskmaster on Thursdays, Ghosts and HIGNFY on Fridays, Strictly on Saturdays and quiz night (Only Connect & Uni Challenge) on Mondays.
Are we the only ones of this dying body of old folk? And if so, whither telly?
* If we’re not out, obviously. And in the case of C4 or (rarely) ITV & other channels, we have to watch on delay so as to ff thru the ads. Watching adverts only happens in hotel rooms or, annoyingly, on ITVX and YouTube.

*****

When kids in my classes ask how much you get paid (for making comics) I always say it varies. I rarely mention that Marvel currently pays less than they used to pay me 30 years ago.
I do have a line about how, if they’ve got sensible jobs like law and accountancy in mind, to not listen to my nonsense.
Comics. We invented the poorly paid gig economy before you kids were born.

*******

Sept 25: On this day 35 years ago: the final issue of Oink
That final issue is one third written and drawn by me. Yes, neither the first nor last comic I’ve brought crashing to the ground.
I started as I meant to go on, a few years earlier, by appearing in the final issue of Warrior (with my strip Worrier), and in a couple of years time I would be in the final issues of Sounds and many more fine publications.
So, if you’re hiring…

My Books and where to get them:

Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy 
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon - Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Richard The Third - Pre-order on Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy 
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon 
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  

Tuesday, 5 September 2023

Richard The Third Grabs


As I progress, I take grabs of the panels I've been drawing that day, to help keep people aware of what I'm doing. He flatters himself that anyone is remotely interested. Here are some.








My Books and where to get them:

Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy 
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon - Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Richard The Third - Pre-order on Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy 
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon 
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  
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