Thursday, 3 October 2013

October in the Socks Calendar - The Terminator

This is how we celebrate October on the Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre's 2013 calendar, with the Socks being Arnie in The Terminator. Click to enlarge.


If you want to enjoy this in full printed glory you can still buy the calendar with its 12 unique brand new specially drawn cartoons by Kev F formerly of The Beano. It's good for another 3 months and is a collector's item joy to treasure. Click on the image to see more of the calendar and the link to the shop, or if you can't wait, buy it here.

And they'll be back (do you see what we did there) with the 2014 calendar very shortly. Watch this space for news.






SOCKS IN SPACE - The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre are on tour... NOW!

Oct 5 - Farnham Maltings
Oct 11 - Old Joint Stock Theatre, Birmingham
Oct 24 - The Capitol, Horsham
Oct 25 - Tom Thumb Theatre, Margate
Oct 26 - Canterbury Festival
Nov 1 - Ace Centre, Nelson
Nov 2 - Leeds Carriageworks
Nov 14 - Hull Comedy Festival
Nov 15 - Ropewalk, Barton On Humber
Nov 16 - Chorley Little Theatre
Nov 17 - Lass O'Gowrie, Manchester
Nov 30 - Christmas Special, Camden Head, London
Dec 6 - Christmas Special, Ring O'Bells, Bath

Wednesday, 2 October 2013

Pop! Science! Football! - new video from the Socks



New from the Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre, here's a video where some stuff gets mashed up. How can you not enjoy it?



SOCKS IN SPACE - The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre are on tour... NOW!

Oct 5 - Farnham Maltings
Oct 11 - Old Joint Stock Theatre, Birmingham
Oct 24 - The Capitol, Horsham
Oct 25 - Tom Thumb Theatre, Margate
Oct 26 - Canterbury Festival
Nov 1 - Ace Centre, Nelson
Nov 2 - Leeds Carriageworks
Nov 14 - Hull Comedy Festival
Nov 15 - Ropewalk, Barton On Humber
Nov 16 - Chorley Little Theatre
Nov 17 - Lass O'Gowrie, Manchester
Nov 30 - Christmas Special, Camden Head, London
Dec 6 - Christmas Special, Ring O'Bells, Bath

Fun with Mr Site's shrinking website

I've been the proud owner of a Mr Site website-in-a-box since 2009, and jolly good fun it's been too. Easy to use, and not too expensive, it allowed me to transfer my previous website (which had been on Yahoo's Geocities freespace before then) and to keep updating it. So it was that I was able to direct everyone to one address - comicfestival.co.uk - for everything to do with my work. The Scottish Falsetto Socks, my Comic Art, my Comic Art Masterclasses and most importantly lots of pages of artwork from The Beano and Doctor Who to the Socks calendars and other nonsense.

(Actually, there was one problem that no-one could help me with and that was the inability to update the very front page - utproductions.co.uk. This remains out of date, and with an incorrect phone number on it, but no matter how often I try and upload an amend I can't, I can only upload one that appears at utproductions.co.uk/index.html. If anyone can help me change that, that would be great, though so far a dozen people have just suggested exactly the same things, like "make sure you're uploading to the www.root folder" and "remove the previous version" all of which I've tried and none of which works).

Anyhoo, everything had been dandy with me and Mr Site, right up to and including the last time I'd tried uploading anything, at the end of August. Not a problem. Then at the start of this week I try updating my front page (just the "/index.html" page obviously, I've long given up on being able to amend the front page proper) when suddenly - horror of horrors - I can't log in. A lot of to-ing and fro-ing with the helpful folk at Mr Site and they provide me with a new username (though no reason why the old one had changed) and away I go, for a bit of happy up-dating.

Only now I find I can't upload a tweaked version of the index.html page. It bounces back, telling me:



... which if you can't make it out is telling me I can't upload because I've over-filled my allocated webspace. Overfilled it by over 600 per cent! I've used 496MB of space and I'm only supposed to have 75MB. Who knew? I certainly didn't. And how come they've only told me about this now. Worse, not only has my new front page not uploaded, the old one has vanished, leaving my website blank. Helpful.

As, on their instructions, I go through and start removing picture after picture, it becomes clear that I very obviously went over my 75MB allocation on the very first day I uploaded my website. 50 comic strip pages would fill that space, and I've had hundreds up there.

So I guess I should count my blessings that Mr Site let me have four years of excess web space for all that time, but I can't describe what a frustrating process it's been having to remove all that artwork. And meanwhile I have to begin the search for a new web host now that'll allow me to keep the artwork up there. Almost all of the pages of comic strips by kids in my Comic Art Masterclasses have had to come down, and if anyone was hoping to read my Prince William He's Second In Line To The Throne strips from 1990-93, don't look for them, they're not there any more. Neither is BS1, Sinnerhound, the Gladiators or dozens of others. For a taste of the frustration of peeling the pages from the walls of my site, which took an agonising and non-constructive morning, here's the Twitter trail I left between about midday and shortly after 2pm:

Sadly most of my comic strips are coming down from my Mr Site web pages (have to remove 275MB worth, ie...

Grrr, loads taken down from (most Beano, Dr Who, Gladiators, kids comics) & still 95MB to remove. I need free web space. Anybody?

Grr still 68MB of art to remove from my site before will let me carry on using it. 200MB of comic strips removed  

Aaargh! Still 57MB to remove! I'm gnna be left with nothing on this site. It's like have let me use a room then removed 3 walls.

Just 35MB of art to remove from my website & will let me use it again. I'll do this even if I'm left text only!  

Just 24MB of pictures to remove and let me use my site again! Nearly there!  

11MB to remove from my website before i can use it again. I'm down to skin and bones here.

Nearly there 6.48MB of pictures to remove from my website and I can start using its worthless husk again!

Ha ha ha!!! 555.545KB to remove and the site is mine again! I'm Kilobytes away!!!! Mwaa-ha ha haaa!!!!!!

Yes! I did it! I removed 250MB of stuff from my website and have let me use it again! Hooray!!! (Now, lunch)

Kev F Comic Artist, and the Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre, can be found as always at comicfestival,co.uk, which currently diverts from utproductions.co.uk/index.htmlutproductions.co.uk/index.html and will soon, no doubt, divert from somewhere else.

Tuesday, 1 October 2013

Patents - new video from the Socks

The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre have had a look at a couple of subjects suggested by friends on Facebook, cos ideas got to come from somewhere. Professor Hazell's suggestion that they might look at patents inspired this new sketch...



This fun bit of nonsense was preceded by this piece, on the subject of Digital Rights Management, which turned out to be exactly as inspiring as you might imagine it would be. Still, always good to have an excuse to plug the new comic (ready in time for Christmas, stay tuned).





SOCKS IN SPACE - The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre are on tour... NOW!

Oct 5 - Farnham Maltings
Oct 11 - Old Joint Stock Theatre, Birmingham
Oct 24 - The Capitol, Horsham
Oct 25 - Tom Thumb Theatre, Margate
Oct 26 - Canterbury Festival
Nov 1 - Ace Centre, Nelson
Nov 2 - Leeds Carriageworks
Nov 14 - Hull Comedy Festival
Nov 15 - Ropewalk, Barton On Humber
Nov 16 - Chorley Little Theatre
Nov 17 - Lass O'Gowrie, Manchester
Nov 30 - Christmas Special, Camden Head, London
Dec 6 - Christmas Special, Ring O'Bells, Bath

Top 10 Comics in Comics - No 8 Ken Dodd

In anticipation of the Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre's long-awaited second comic book "Goes To Hollywood" - buy it now for Christmas (NB that link will work as soon as the comic's ready) - we're looking at the Top Ten comics based on comedians. And at number 8 we find...



Ken Dodd appeared in the sidelines of the strip featuring his puppet characters The Diddymen in the weekly TV Comic in the late 60s and early 70s. TV Comic also featured Dad's Army in strips drawn by Bill Titcombe, who also drew The Diddymen and who went on to draw Benny Hill's adventures in Look-In, while regulars in early issues of TV Comic, which began life in 1951 and kept going until 1984, were ITV's star comedian Dickie Henderson and childrens TV favourite Mr Pastry, while in the sixties there was a comic adaptation of the TV adaptation of the Goons, the Telegoons. TV Comic's best remembered strips include Mighty Moth and the original comic strip version of Doctor Who which began in 1964.



No 10 - Arthur Askey
No 9 - Jonathan Ross
No 8 - Ken Dodd
No 7 - S*****? C*****?
No 6 - R*? V****?
No 5 - B***? C******?
No 4 - L****? & H***?
No 3 - H***? H**?
No 2 - T*? G*****?
No 1 - ?

The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre Goes To Hollywood is their second comic book, an 80 page bonanza of comic strip adaptations of some of their best sketches including Star Wars, Casablanca, Robin Hood, A Christmas Carol and many more. As soon as it's ready, click here to order a copy. Their first comic book, Sock, featuring Halloween, Torchwool, Life On Mars, Primarkeval and Romeo & Juliet is still available in print and on Kindle.



SOCKS IN SPACE - The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre are on tour... NOW!

Oct 5 - Farnham Maltings
Oct 11 - Old Joint Stock Theatre, Birmingham
Oct 24 - The Capitol, Horsham
Oct 25 - Tom Thumb Theatre, Margate
Oct 26 - Canterbury Festival
Nov 1 - Ace Centre, Nelson
Nov 2 - Leeds Carriageworks
Nov 14 - Hull Comedy Festival
Nov 15 - Ropewalk, Barton On Humber
Nov 16 - Chorley Little Theatre
Nov 17 - Lass O'Gowrie, Manchester
Nov 30 - Christmas Special, Camden Head, London
Dec 6 - Christmas Special, Ring O'Bells, Bath

Monday, 30 September 2013

Top 10 Comics in Comics - No 9 Jonathan Ross

In anticipation of the Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre's long-awaited second comic book "Goes To Hollywood" - buy it now for Christmas (NB that link will work as soon as the comic's ready) - we're looking at the Top Ten comics based on comedians. And at number 9 we find...



Jonathan Ross has a unique place in British comics history, being one of our most famous comic collectors (he has a house at the foot of his garden where he keeps his comic collection and briefly opened a comic shop with fellow fan Paul Gambaccini), a recently emerged comics writer, with his books Turf and America's Got Powers, and most significantly (for this countdown) as the man who was the model for the villian, the Devil indeed, in one of Mark (Kiss Ass) Millar's first ever comic books, Saviour. "It wasn’t really me," says Jonathan of his comic book debut (here on Comics Alliance, "it was basically Satan, but he had a talk show". He has more recently appeared in The Beano (below), in the Comic Relief comic in 1991, and was the presenter of the very first National Comics Awards in 1997, produced by the Scottish Falsetto Socks' producer Kev F Sutherland, for which Jonathan presented the show for free.



No 10 - Arthur Askey
No 9 - Jonathan Ross
No 8 - K*? D**?
No 7 - S*****? C*****?
No 6 - R*? V****?
No 5 - B***? C******?
No 4 - L****? & H***?
No 3 - H***? H**?
No 2 - T*? G*****?
No 1 - ?

The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre Goes To Hollywood is their second comic book, an 80 page bonanza of comic strip adaptations of some of their best sketches including Star Wars, Casablanca, Robin Hood, A Christmas Carol and many more. As soon as it's ready, click here to order a copy. Their first comic book, Sock, featuring Halloween, Torchwool, Life On Mars, Primarkeval and Romeo & Juliet is still available in print and on Kindle.



SOCKS IN SPACE - The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre are on tour... NOW!

Oct 5 - Farnham Maltings
Oct 11 - Old Joint Stock Theatre, Birmingham
Oct 24 - The Capitol, Horsham
Oct 25 - Tom Thumb Theatre, Margate
Oct 26 - Canterbury Festival
Nov 1 - Ace Centre, Nelson
Nov 2 - Leeds Carriageworks
Nov 14 - Hull Comedy Festival
Nov 15 - Ropewalk, Barton On Humber
Nov 16 - Chorley Little Theatre
Nov 17 - Lass O'Gowrie, Manchester
Nov 30 - Christmas Special, Camden Head, London
Dec 6 - Christmas Special, Ring O'Bells, Bath

Sunday, 29 September 2013

I Borrowed HItler's Brain - new comics by kids



September's not been the busiest month for Comic Art Masterclasses, but I've done a few including at the last days of Beanotown on the Southbank, a school in Lincoln and libraries in Woking and Dorking. Here are the covers of the comics they produced (can we guess whose schools are doing World War Two this term?) and a smattering of my caricatures of them.

The celebs they chose for the worm-treading demonstration (see the class, it makes sense) were Simon Cowell (twice, and he is currently suggested in 90% of classes, easily beating Michael Jackson as the most popular celeb among schoolkids), Harry Hill, Keith Lemon, David Bowie, Daniel Radcliffe. and Freddie Mercury.

I am, as always, available to give my Comic Art Masterclasses to your kids, wherever they be* (*NB Within reason. I mean if you live on an island in the mid-Atlantic it'll cost, is all I'm saying.) Tweet @KevFComicArtist, find me on Facebook, or why not try emailing me? Details at comicfestival.co.uk And have you seen the new video promoting my classes? Go on then, here it is...


The Dog Did It - comics by kids Aug 2013
Bunny Dood Defeats King Lettis - July 2013
I Flushed My Magical Penguin Down The Toilet - Mar 2013
The Bean Men - Feb 2013
Aquatic Owls vs The Moon - Dec 2012
The Hairy Bottom - July 2012
Kid Afro Spaghetti - June 2012 

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