Thursday, 17 May 2018

Yes, I Remember It Well - new song from the Socks


A new song, written and recorded while writing the Socks' new show Superheroes, and destined never to be in the live show, and probably not in the intro music either - Yes, I Remember It Well.

It's a song about the ret-conning, or retrospective writing of the continuity of a character, in a comic or movie. And, yes, I realise how niche that whole idea is, but I had to write it anyway. A little bit of audience research on Facebook established quickly that nobody understood all of the references in the song, and many people got none of them. The lyrics are below, if you want to make any sense of them.



Yes, I Remember It Well

(SPOKEN)

R   Of course you know the Joker’s origin? He was a stand up comedian, then he does a crime as The Red Hood and –
L  No no no, he’s called Jack Napier played by Jack Nicholson, and he shoots Batman’s parents
R No Batman’s parents were shot by Joe Chill. Yes, I remember it well.

(SUNG)

R  Dick Grayson’s Robin, that’s no mistake
L   No Robin’s Jason Todd, and then Tim Drake
R    Ah yes, I remember it well

R   And Wonder Woman is Zeus’s kid
L    Actually she’s a statue, Hippolyta did
R   Yes I remember it well

R   Now Spider-Man, this I insist,
Has webs that come straight from his wrist
L   Actually they’re from some wee wristbands
That he just sticks on his hands

R    For me to get all these things wrong
It’s like they make it up as they go along
L    Yes I remember it well

R   Deadpool can’t speak, I know I’ve seen
That fight with him in Wolverine
Yes, I remember it well

R    And Scarlet Witch is Magneto’s
L   then
She should be in the films with the X Men
R   Yes, I remember it well

R   The Mighty Thor’s a bloke called Blake
L   Turns out his whole backstory’s fake
R   It seems that happens quite a lot
It’s like they retcon the plot

R   It happens daily, or so it seems,
Next thing you’ll wake up, and it was all a dream

-->
L   And yes you’ll remember it well



The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre* are Superheroes at The Gilded Balloon at the Edinburgh Fringe from August 1st to 26th - ON SALE NOW! 

*Winners of the Bath Comedy Festival Lovehoney Best Joke Award 2018


Previews:

May 26 3.45pm & May 27 5pm Komedia Brighton
June 16 - Zion, Bristol
June 20 - Ludlow Fringe
July 11 - Neath
July 19 - Bedford Fringe
July 29 - Derby Bar One

 - with more preview dates to be announced

Tuesday, 15 May 2018

Steed & Mrs Peel - new video from the Socks


A major item to hit the cutting room floor, here's the song Steed And Mrs Peel which I've just removed from the Socks new show Superheroes.

Riffing on the fact that there's The Avengers and then there's The Avengers, I thought this was quite a fun song, but I now think it's too off-topic to work. So congratulations to the punters of Leicester, Glasgow, Bath and London, who are the only people to have seen this live. This recording comes from Glasgow in March.



The show is shaping up nicely, and it time of writing is preparing for its next previews in Brighton. See you all there.


The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre* are Superheroes at The Gilded Balloon at the Edinburgh Fringe from August 1st to 26th - ON SALE NOW! 

*Winners of the Bath Comedy Festival Lovehoney Best Joke Award 2018


Previews:

May 26 3.45pm & May 27 5pm Komedia Brighton
June 16 - Zion, Bristol
June 20 - Ludlow Fringe
July 11 - Neath
July 19 - Bedford Fringe
July 29 - Derby Bar One

 - with more preview dates to be announced

Wednesday, 9 May 2018

Dude Who I Don't Know's Name - new comics by kids


After a few weeks of travel, it was a treat to be invited to a school in Clevedon itself, All Saints Primary. The school's had a radical rebuilding and is a smashing shiny new building, with a semi-underground level, all very 21st century. And there are only two classes, so I was able to teach the whole school in a day. Captain Clevedon made a contrived return in a comic whose title, Ganze Le Einsatz, was made up by a child taking random words from a German comic (Liga Deutsche Helden, which I brought back from Hannover early this year). It translates as Whole Le Insert.


In contrast to Clevedon, Beckstone is a six hour drive away, as recorded in my Travels blog, and a couple of delightful comic titles they came up with too. These classes were organised by DC Thomson, who awarded me as a prize in a school competition.



Arlecdon was the school who were also in the Lake District, and had me for a half day, thus helping out greatly with justifying the long journey up there. I love an homage when I get the chance so, apropos of nothing, they got the front cover of Action Comic No 1 parodied as their front cover. And a nifty flipchart too, including a Jim Steranko Hulk for good measure.


When I get a good half hour before classes start, it's good to get a flipchart drawn, to which I add once the kids are there. The drawing of myself is almost always done as part of the live class, as are any pictures that look that bit more rushed or scribbled. In the All Saints/Infinity War flipchart you can tell that Doctor Who, Wonder Woman and Spider-Man were drawn more on the hoof than the rest.


The celebrities these five groups chose to star in my demonstration strip were Dwayne Johnson, Cristiano Ronaldo, David Walliams, Simon Cowell (twice).



Kev F Sutherland, as well as writing and drawing for The Beano, Marvel, Doctor Who et al, runs Comic Art Masterclasses in schools, libraries and art centres - email for details, and follow him on Facebook and Twitter. View the promo video here. 

Tuesday, 8 May 2018

Avengers Infinity War - new from the Socks


Will this make it into the show? Who knows. We might try it out in the previews in Brighton next week. Meantime please enjoy some of the fruits of our recent writing on Superheroes, our take on Avengers Infinity War.


The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre* are Superheroes at The Gilded Balloon at the Edinburgh Fringe from August 1st to 26th - ON SALE NOW! 

*Winners of the Bath Comedy Festival Lovehoney Best Joke Award 2018


Previews:

May 26 3.45pm & May 27 5pm Komedia Brighton

June 16 - Zion, Bristol
June 20 - Ludlow Fringe
July 11 - Neath
July 19 - Bedford Fringe
July 29 - Derby Bar One

 - with more preview dates to be announced

Monday, 7 May 2018

My Top 10 (ish) Favourite Films

My Top 10 (ish) Favourite Films

Clearly I'm not a serious cinephile. I realise this from my Facebook friends who can quote entire movies, who go to the cinema almost daily, who see everything when it comes out rather than waiting till it's on TV for free, and for whom the movies are a much bigger deal than maybe they once were for me. But since people are indulging themselves with these Top 10s, who am I to buck the trend. These are 10 movies I've watched and rewatched, and will watch again. You are free to disagree.


10  Play It Again Sam (1972)

It may not be fashionable, or advisable, to include Woody Allen movies in your top ten these days. What am I going to have next? A Bill Cosby movie and the collected works of Harvey Weinstein? But my movie education came through the works of Woody Allen, especially his "early funny ones". This movie isn't even directed by him, but it is his purest comedy stage play, and any comedy screenwriter who can deny being affected by Woody Allen's work is probably lying. If you want to argue, I'll be at Frozen Tundra 555-6535.


9  Sunset Boulevard (1950) / Singing In The Rain (1952)

The history of Hollywood is punctuated by movies that celebrate the history of Hollywood and this pair of films, made when the movie studios were nearing their 50th birthday, nailed the genre from the start. Everyone knows this business is a joke. In Sunset Boulevard it's a dark, gallows humour of nightmarish proportions, in Singing In The Rain it's a laugh and a romance. From The Player to La La Land, every movie about the movies is in the shadow of this pair. 


8  Citizen Kane (1941)

More than any other film, Citizen Kane wears its ambition on its sleeve, with every shot crying out "look at me, someone!". It should, as a result, be an annoying endurance test, like watching a kid doing well at a spelling bee. Instead it's a joy, with Orson Welles' mischevious humour emerging through even the most straight-faced moments. Nowadays, when technical feats with cameras and technology are taken for granted, Citizen Kane still impresses with a dozen "how did they do that?" moments, coupled with as many innovations that no-one had bothered to think of before, and an infinity of moments you've seen spoofed in subsequent movies & TV shows, by people who want to remind you that they too have seen Citizen Kane.


7  Young Frankenstein (1974) / The Man With Two Brains (1984)

As a reminder of how age affects us all, both Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner (still alive at time of writing, and both well into their nineties) have made the greatest comedies ever, and some stinkers. Comedy first, stinker later. Young Frankenstein is Brooks' best, MWTB Reiner's. Steve Martin, in turn, went from being the funniest person on the planet to Mr Schmalz, luckily leaving us with scripts and performances like this along the way. I'd have loved Robin Williams to make it into one of my favourite movies but, I fear, no film has ever been as impressive as his stand-up.


6  An American Werewolf In London (1981)

Jon Landis really got lucky with American Werewolf. Because, to my eye, nothing else he made has been any good. Some might even call him a pretty poor film maker. But when he made this remake of The Wolfman, with a largely British cast, something about it worked magically. Also it's "Our Movie" for me and Hev, so there.


5  The Graduate (1967) / Tootsie (1983)

Mike Nichols and Elaine May, who were making comedy albums 50 years ago at the same time as Brooks & Reiner's 2000 Year Old Man, have had an often unacknowledged mark on cinema through their improvisation work. Though May's input on Tootise goes uncredited, her work was pivotal. And Dustin Hoffman has to be the benchmark for a non comedian doing comedy, which he achieves by hard work. Indeed he spoofs his own methodology, and his "asshole actor" personality, in Tootsie. It's in Graduate where you see this pay off. A timelessly funny and original film that almost every comedy since, from Bridesmaids to The Hangover via every Saturday Night Live starred movie, owes it all to. 


4  Alien (1979)

Not every film on my list is a comedy, and here's an exception. Unless you appreciate the dark comic timing that's essential for a good thriller or horror movie. As well as being a perfect thriller, Alien is a rare science fiction film in that it doesn't look dated. Ridley Scott created the dystopian future look that has remained ubiquitous in sci fi movies since, and is the main reason I never took to Star Wars. After you've been inside a grody spaceship like the Nostromo, how can you take spaceships with clean walls seriously again?


3  Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Again, most people don't think of this as a comedy, and it's true that it's not a laugh riot throughout. But Tarantino's reappropriation of the clean look of the 1970s, with the borrowing of a Hong Kong movie plot, and his total disregard for prevailing fashions, coupled with some out-of-the-box scripting and ingenious casting, made this a movie so impressive it's hard to describe 25 years later. A decade later, we'd been so deluged by low budget heist movies that it was hard to do anything but blame Tarantino for starting it all off. But, as unoriginal movies go, this has to be the most original. Also, notably, the most recent movie on this old man's list of favourites.


2  This Is Spinal Tap (1983)

None more black. Too much perspective. You can't dust for vomit. We should record it in Dobly. Earth's most quoted movie remains one of its most delightful. The original mockumentary, merging improv with plot so skillfully it's possible to forget you're watching one and following the other, Spinal Tap became the model for most TV comedy of the 21st century, from The Office to Veep. Don't look for it, it's not there any more.


1 Psycho (1960)

I have a feeling this was Hitchcock's favourite, it's certainly the one that he was proudest to call a comedy. And though I'm not in a hurry to watch horror, slasher, or shocking films, there's no denying this is the grandaddy of them all. It's so transcended its original small-scale made-TV-style roots, that it's almost hard to look at objectively. It's been remade as an art piece, in Gus Van Zandt's shot-for-shot remake and in Douglas Gordon's brilliant 24 Hour Psycho (which we've seen twice now, parts of that is, and could watch all day. Literally), and never ceases to impress. Like American Werewolf, a lot of its charm comes through luck as much as design, with assistant director Saul Bass and a TV crew working to a tight schedule coming up with results that possibly no one had fully in mind when they started. Some acting is dated, some green screen shots in cars are risible, and in so many ways it could be dismissed almost as a B movie. But everything comes together, with striking images, unprecedented twists (spoiler alert: don't look for Janet Leigh after the first 20 minutes), and not a second of screen time wasted, to give you very nearly the perfect use of 90 minutes of film. It's surely no coincidence that Mum went to see this movie when she was pregnant with me.



Kev F Sutherland, as well as writing and drawing for The Beano, Marvel, Doctor Who et al, runs Comic Art Masterclasses in schools, libraries and art centres - email for details, and follow him on Facebook and Twitter. View the promo video here. 



The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre* are Superheroes at The Gilded Balloon at the Edinburgh Fringe from August 1st to 26th - ON SALE NOW! 

*Winners of the Bath Comedy Festival Lovehoney Best Joke Award 2018


Previews:

April 27 - The Canvas, London E1
May 26 3.45pm & May 27 5pm Komedia Brighton
June 16 - Zion, Bristol
June 20 - Ludlow Fringe
July 11 - Neath
July 19 - Bedford Fringe
July 29 - Derby Bar One

 - with more preview dates to be announced

Sunday, 6 May 2018

10 Favourite Albums

Since I know no-one can possibly care about my Top 10 favourite albums (yeah, like I've looked at all ten of any of yours) I'll get this over and done with in one go. Ten fave albums, in no particular order. You may care to play Top 10 Albums Bingo with this list. If more than 2 of these albums are on your list, or even in your collection, I'll be amazed.


Well Well Said The Rocking Chair - Dean Friedman

   It's hard to explain to kids today how much impact a comic-book loving humorous singer-songwriter can have on an impressionable teenager, but from his first single Ariel I was hooked. It's hardly as if he was singing about my life - though picturing himself reading the Howard The Duck Treasury Edition on his album cover let me know we had a bit in common - but I loved the way he did it. Where some people see cheesiness, especially in his classic Lucky Stars, I saw humour, and an artist who was having fun playing with pop music, telling stories and breaking the mould. It was from this album that I learned the term S&M (no coincidence that, on his edition of Radio 1 Star Special in 1979 he chose Tom Lehrer's Smut), and heard for the first time the authentic sounds of a New York Deli (in The Deli Song, subtitled Corned Beef On Wry - do you see what he did there). I can still be found, in my car, knacking my voice trying to sing along to the bombastic closing track Don't you Ever Dare. And I couldn't give a good goddamn.


The Higher They Climb The Harder They Fall - David Cassidy

   No one said this list was going to be cool. But anyone who thinks David Cassidy is the least cool part has never listened to this album. This concept album. Yes, you heard me. As David's pop star career went into a nosedive, he made this album about a pop star whose career has gone into a nosedive. The two minute drama in the middle, Massacre On Park Bench, is tragi comedy genius and shows that, though his mental health and self esteem were to decline a lot in the years that followed, at this point he had a good deal of perspective on who he was and what his painful career amounted to. I can recommend his autobiography Come On Get Happy if you want the backstory on the unhappy life of a teen idol, for which this album provides a perfect soundtrack. 


The Rutles - The Rutles

   No Beatles in my list, just The Rutles. I bought this album on CD (in America in 1991, when it was as yet unavailable in the UK) long before I bought any Beatles CDs (in fact I only ever got round to getting Sgt Pepper). Neil Innes' songs sum up the Beatles' career, in many ways better than The Beatles. And they stand alone as singalong classics. When Oasis came along, I compared them unfavourably to The Rutles, and I think I still do. (For the record, The Rutles' movie has dated badly, but the music has got better with age).


Widescreen - Rupert Holmes

   I'm proud to say I was a Rupert Holmes fan long before he started appearing on the Gilbert Gottfried podcasts and it turned out he's a fantastically witty and intelligent guy with an encyclopaedic knowledge of movies. On this movie-themed album he throws every idea, every orchestral twist, and probably some actual kitchen sinks into a set of songs that can be misconstrued as unintentionally funny - Letters That Cross In The Mail and Terminal having some gloriously cheesy storylines with terrible puns - until you realise he knows just how cheesy he's being, and he's loving it. I made a movie of Our National Pastime in my first year at art college, and I'm so glad I did. When everybody else starts becoming Rupert Holmes fans, I'll be able to point at that movie and prove I was there before all of you!


Flood - They Might Be Giants

   Straying into territory some might call acceptable, even respectable, here's the album where I discovered the geeks' geeks, TMBG. They can do no wrong, and here's an hour of them doing not so.


Cosmic Thing - B52s

   Oh, we're being far too popular again aren't we? But what can I say? There's not a bad track on this album, and if geeks are allowed to dance, then let them dance to The Deadbeat Club.


Tonic For The Troops - Boomtown Rats

   The Boomtown Rats became unfashionable very quickly, and were soon outranked by the cooler spokesmen-for-a-generation like Paul Weller and Elvis Costello, and their fellow Dubliners U2. But for a brief time they were the smartest, and most successful, new wave act in town, and hits like Like Clockwork and Rat Trap knocked spots off all comers. Bob was also the best value for money pop star in a TV interview since The Beatles - fact. The tracks on this album, though occasionally musically narrow in range, are nostalgic fun and still listenable. Ouch, damned with faint praise. But brilliant.


Day At The Races - Queen

    It's hard to choose a favourite Queen album, cos they're far too popular and everybody else has heard of them, and you hear them all the time on the radio, and when that Freddie biopic finally comes out you won't be able to move for them. But for the duration of 7 albums (which, because it was the 70s, came out in less than 6 years) they were the greatest band on the planet, and can take responsibility for the musical part of my musical education. If there was anything done on a pop record that Queen didn't have a stab at doing better than everyone else, I don't know what. I remember Elvis Costello mocking them on Radio 1's Round Table saying "Bryan May is to the guitar what Roy Castle is to the trumpet." Somehow he made that sound like a bad thing.


The Stranger - Billy Joel

    Once again, I'm not sure why I felt middle aged Jewish singer songwriters from New York were saying so much about my life, but this record shares shelf space with the likes of Stephen Bishop, Janis Ian, and of course Dean Friedman. And I like it just the way it is. Scenes From An Italian Restaurant, isn't it? Jumpers for goalposts... (This is the record that pretty well tells the world how old you are. In 40 years time, possession of Ed Sheeran and Adele will do much the same thing).


Life - The Cardigans

    They subsequently slagged their own album off as being an early work that sounded like old sixties songs. Which just goes to show you why you should never ask bands about their earlier, best, work. The best pop songs to come out of Sweden since Abba. And, since I've never owned an Abba album (he lies, he has Abba Gold, but the classic albums were only ever on loan from his sister), The Cardigans are in the chart, and always getting a replay. Rise and Shine everyone, I've finished my list, you may relax.


Kev F Sutherland, as well as writing and drawing for The Beano, Marvel, Doctor Who et al, runs Comic Art Masterclasses in schools, libraries and art centres - email for details, and follow him on Facebook and Twitter. View the promo video here. 



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