Sunday, 30 April 2023

The Chicken Joke and other dribblings - my April Facebook posts


Here’s a first. 4 x @edfringe programmes sent to an eBay buyer just arrived looking like this.
Someone has nicked 2007, 08, 10 & 11 #edfringe progs and replaced them with…
A lump of wood!
Currently filling in @RoyalMail claim form

 I know I’m slow, but it was only yesterday, thanks to a Facebook thread, that I got the Chicken Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to The Other Side.
I never realised the other side meant heaven. I mean, I am familiar with the phrase, although I wouldn’t have been when I first heard the joke as a kid, but for some reason I always thought it was just a nonsense answer.
Did anyone else, possibly raised in a secular household like me, not get this gag? Or am I literally the slowest joke-getter on the planet?
It’s an American music hall gag, from at least the 1890s. Around then, two things were big and new: motor cars and spiritualism. "The other side". I tell you - Mind Blown!


I'd totally forgotten I'd based the character design for Cobweb in my Midsummer Night's Dream Team on Lily Savage.

What better tribute could you pay than buying it? Now!
(Or giving money to Battersea Dogs Home, obvs)

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Re: Article about art students' fears over AI taking their jobs

A very interesting take, from present day art students, on AI. Speaking as someone who graduated from art college 40 years ago this year, I can’t imagine how it would have affected my career decisions.
I studied fine art, five years before Damian Hirst and his mates became rich from exhibition art. We knew none of us would make a living from what we were studying (and I believe, on the whole, that has proved the case). I went into comic art and comedy, neither of which I had studied.
Other fellow graduates include a couple of professional photographers, and a number of us have had exhibitions of our work. But I’m not sure how many have the fine art they studied as their sole career.
I do know that the only one of our year to get a First in painting went on to work for the London Transport Police and didn’t paint a thing for 30 years.
Who else would have reconsidered what they studied, if they knew AI could do it?


That awkward moment when you start by going “ha ha they look so old now” then suddenly realise you’re older than all of them.

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April 25: Fun on eBay. Muriel Gray is now in a bidding war for a copy of Punch with her face on the front cover. I expect the other 8 issues in the batch to go in her recycling instead of mine.

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April 29: I appear on Jim Judge's Character Comedy podcast, as he explains:

In association with my friend and manager Jim Judges I can announce that episode 2 of "The Character of Comedy" podcast is now available - this is a bumper length edition featuring super talented and experienced comedian Kev Sutherland and The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre. From drawing for the Beano and Marvel to wowing the crowds at Edinburgh and beyond with the most famous socks in show business, this is a super listen and a perfect meander through Kev's vast experience as a comedian and comic artist.




Neal Adams 1972, Ron Smith 1979, me 1978.
A set of three Comic Swipes as posted by me, in the fanzine Fantasy Advertiser, back in 1985

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Re: The weekly Succession recap in The Guardian

As I find myself having to read these articles every week, to explain the bits I wasn’t following in last nights Succession (don’t read till you’ve seen the episode), I wonder if there used to be someone in Shakespeare’s London doing the same?
I genuinely need the same sort of explainer in order to follow Richard III and any of the history plays. Am I, perhaps, not a very smart person?
But seriously, on Succession again, who remembers what Vaulter was? (Supposedly a key insult in last night’s show). And who could name the big robot movie they’re making? Are some of you reading study notes between series?


Made up pot calls made up kettle “made up”.

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April 17: Re Grand National

Just a “1.21% fatality rate”? You get a lower fatality rate working on an Alec Baldwin movie.
What I don’t understand is why there are humane societies that insist, by law, in the credits of every movie and TV show that “no animals or insects were harmed in the making of this”, yet horse racing gets a pass.
It was a three horse race. Three dead horses*.
(*Across the weekend. And I can’t believe you even thought of defending that )

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April 30: Started this day 50 years ago: The Tomorrow People.
This was my favourite TV show at the time, displacing Doctor Who in my affections. I made a Jaunting Belt in metalwork (if you know, you know).
And look at that cast: 4 leads, one female, one black. Turns out TV was more diverse 50 years ago than it would be for most of the subsequent half a century.



A comic selling half a million copies? What is this? 1956? No, it's Japan, 2023.
Those are actual book sales! And one of the top ten (Blue Lock) is a football comic! Like Roy Of The Rovers! How did we, as it were, drop the ball so badly here in the UK?

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April 23: Re Death of Barry Humphries

Anyone with a character comedy act worried about not achieving instant fame can take consolation from Dame Edna. As this obit tells, she first appears in 1955, debuts in London at the Establishment in 1963, gets pretty dismissive reviews for show after show in London, despite being massive in Australia, not becoming a smash in the UK until 1977’s Housewife Superstar. Even then Broadway resists her charms for another twenty years!
There’s hope for all of us. (Says he, looking forward to international superstardom in his early nineties).

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Recently someone on my Facebook brought up the old “I’m not paying my TV licence cos I don’t watch the BBC” line, which is promoted by the BBC’s cultural enemies including GB News, the Daily Mail, and Talk TV
So it’s always fun to check the rules and be reminded that the licence fee pays for all live, and recorded, TV. Which means if you want to watch GB News or Talk TV, you need a licence - they’re part of what you pay for.
PS: Also,amazingly, none of your licence fee goes directly to Jimmy Savile, despite what half the people in any comments thread on the subject seem to think.

My Books and where to get them:

Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy 
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon
Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy 

Eurovision Colouring Vol 1 Amazon -  Lulu  - Etsy 
Eurovision Colouring Vol 2 - Amazon  - Lulu  - Etsy 

Eurovision French edition - édition en français
Eurovision Spanish edition - Libro para colorear
Eurovision German edition - Popstar Malbuch
Eurovision Italian edition - il libro da colorare 
Eurovision Swedish edition - Popstjärna Målarbok
Eurovision Colouring Best Of British - Amazon

Doctor Who Colouring - Amazon - Lulu  - Etsy 
Punk Colouring - Amazon  - Lulu  - Etsy 
60s Pop Star Colouring - Amazon  - Lulu  - Etsy 
70s Pop Star Colouring - Amazon  - Lulu  - Etsy 
80s Pop Star Colouring Amazon
80s Superstars - Amazon
90s Pop Star Colouring Lulu - Etsy
2020s Pop Star Colouring Amazon
Bowie Colouring - Amazon
Scottish Pop Star Colouring - Amazon
Rom Com Colouring - Amazon
Royalty Colouring - Lulu
Christmas Movies Colouring - Amazon

NB: Etsy editions are signed and posted by me, and generally cheaper 



Friday, 28 April 2023

Tik Tok videos, a flurry thereof


 I've made sporadic use of TikTok since I discovered it a couple of years ago. 

Last year, when the Socks thought they were going to break big on Britain's Got Talent, we made a few special videos, which got no traction. Then over the Edinburgh period I made special live edits of the show. To date the most viewed Socks TikTok is the Iceland gag from Eurovision, which has a freakish 28,000 views. Then there's a drop to 2404 views for my version of Dean's song Ariel with Little Mermaid lyrics (from 2018 originally, uploaded in 2022), and most of the rest get less than 400 views.

My videos posted as myself have been similarly varied. For a long time my first Eurovision Colouring Book Tiktok was my most viewed, with 13,600 views. Then, back in November, my to-camera rant about The Power Of The Doctor rocketed to an unrivalled 93,400 views.

Most of my Colouring Book videos have been flip-through of the pages, which #BookTok enthusiasts on the group 20BooksTo50K insist gets them the best responses for selling their books. Well not me. With the exception of that first Eurovision flip-through, they get around 300 views and no more.

I returned with a to-camera piece a couple of weeks back, to plug the new editions of my graphic novels, which I'm describing as "All killer no filler" (they have the comic strip, but no Shakespeare play at the back. If you're interested they're Findlay Macbeth, Prince Of Denmark St, and Midsummer Night's Dream Team). This video saw an uptick in my viewings, currently standing at 2531.

Since then I've rattled off quick to-camera pieces for the toys I was flogging on eBay, which started getting a few hundred. Not much, but more than the book-flips. Then I did some unboxings, when some new colouring books were delivered, and look how those viewings shot up (chart below). 

Whether this turns into book sales, we shall see. Meanwhile, if I keep doing these on some kind of regular basis, maybe the algorithms will warm to me and start working in my favour. Time will tell.

Recent Tik Tok videos (from most recent down):

Unboxing Eurovision Colouring (actually a fake unboxing) - 442 views
Unboxing Royalty Colouring - 4389 
Unboxing 1990s Colouring (new cover) - 7153
Unboxing Xmas Movies Colouring - 3957
Action Man on eBay No2 - 282
Action Man on eBay No1 - 495
Batmobile on eBay - 715
James Bond car on eBay - 452
Chitty Bang Bang on eBay - 548
Flip-through Omnibus book - 319
To-camera "All Killer No Filler" books - 2531
Multi-language Eurovision flip - 529
1990s Colouring flip - 248
2020s Colouring flip - 298
Eurovision Vol 2 flip - 578
Sitcom Trials clip - 158 (a record low!)
Eurovision Vol 1 flip - 401
Signing comp slip - 361
Star Wars comics on eBay flip - 557
Punk colouring flip - 313
etc (after this it's low 300s for all vids till...)
Power Of The Doctor rant (Nov 22) - 93,400 views

So, we can conclude that talking to the camera attracts attention, while flipping-through the pages of a book simply doesn't. Lesson learned.

My Books and where to get them:

Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy 
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon
Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy 

Eurovision Colouring Vol 1 Amazon -  Lulu  - Etsy 
Eurovision Colouring Vol 2 - Amazon  - Lulu  - Etsy 

Eurovision French edition - édition en français
Eurovision Spanish edition - Libro para colorear
Eurovision German edition - Popstar Malbuch
Eurovision Italian edition - il libro da colorare 
Eurovision Swedish edition - Popstjärna Målarbok
Eurovision Colouring Best Of British - Amazon

Doctor Who Colouring - Amazon - Lulu  - Etsy 
Punk Colouring - Amazon  - Lulu  - Etsy 
60s Pop Star Colouring - Amazon  - Lulu  - Etsy 
70s Pop Star Colouring - Amazon  - Lulu  - Etsy 
80s Pop Star Colouring Amazon
80s Superstars - Amazon
90s Pop Star Colouring Lulu - Etsy
2020s Pop Star Colouring Amazon
Bowie Colouring - Amazon
Scottish Pop Star Colouring - Amazon
Rom Com Colouring - Amazon
Royalty Colouring - Lulu
Christmas Movies Colouring - Amazon

NB: Etsy editions are signed and posted by me, and generally cheaper


Thursday, 20 April 2023

The Flyaway Pants - comics by kids

More travels with my art, this time from Bristol to London to Ellesmere Port. Quite the variety of groups and students, all with impressive end results.

Zion Arts Centre in Bristol is fun, cos it's not far too travel so I was able to take a gamble on doing the event on a doorsplit. It worked out fine, and had a good two groups of grateful artists having a fun time in their Easter hols. Even without a photocopier, so no comic to take away in their hands, the kids were happy. They get these coloured versions of the cover emailed to them after the event.

Arts Depot in Finchley's Book Buzz event only had enough time for me to run one class, but what a good one it was. I've done classes with Arts Depot before, but only on Zoom, so it was quite a revelation to see this vast four-storey arts centre in the middle of busy Finchley. I drove down from Newcastle the night before, where the Socks had been playing.

Another long drive took me up to Cheshire College in Ellesmere Port, where I was working with older students with a variety of educational needs. As always, some excllenet ideas and impressive results from them.

The celebrities these five groups chose to appear in my demonstration strips were King Charles, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Barack Obama, Ryan Reynolds, and Mike Myers (though the person the student actually wanted was Michael Myers from the Halloween films).

My Books and where to get them:

Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy 
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon
Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy 

Eurovision Colouring Vol 1 Amazon -  Lulu  - Etsy 
Eurovision Colouring Vol 2 - Amazon  - Lulu  - Etsy 

Eurovision French edition - édition en français
Eurovision Spanish edition - Libro para colorear
Eurovision German edition - Popstar Malbuch
Eurovision Italian edition - il libro da colorare 
Eurovision Swedish edition - Popstjärna Målarbok
Eurovision Colouring Best Of British - Amazon

Doctor Who Colouring - Amazon - Lulu  - Etsy 
Punk Colouring - Amazon  - Lulu  - Etsy 
60s Pop Star Colouring - Amazon  - Lulu  - Etsy 
70s Pop Star Colouring - Amazon  - Lulu  - Etsy 
80s Pop Star Colouring Amazon
80s Superstars - Amazon
90s Pop Star Colouring Lulu - Etsy
2020s Pop Star Colouring Amazon
Bowie Colouring - Amazon
Scottish Pop Star Colouring - Amazon
Rom Com Colouring - Amazon
Royalty Colouring - Lulu
Christmas Movies Colouring - Amazon

NB: Etsy editions are signed and posted by me, and generally cheaper


Tuesday, 11 April 2023

Royalty - another colouring book

Since I had urgent work to get on with, getting my accounts ready for the accountants, and finishing off those damn crime novels, I allowed myself the distraction of making a quick, new colouring book. I was sure it wouldn't take long. I started it on Monday afternoon, and didn't get the stupid thing uploaded till Friday.

You can buy Royalty - The Kings & Queens Colouring Book - here. 

I had excuses, of sorts, for the book taking so long. It consists, after all, of just 20 new pictures of various royals, accompanied by articles. I got a helping hand from a chatbot with some of the articles, asking it, for example, to describe Edward VII in the style of TS Eliot's Cats, which was one of the more amusing results. Others I wrote from scratch, and all of them got tweaked by me. But it certainly shouldn't have taken that much time. Indeed by the end of Tuesday it was almost ready to go. Then on Wednesday Hev needed a day out, my having been away at the weekend with Socks gigs, so we went to Exeter for the day. During which excursion we got word that Heather's Dad was particularly unwell in hospital and that things might be getting terminal. 

So we moved our planned weekend visit to Bodelwyddan forward and drove up on Thursday, spending Thursday afternoon and early evening in hospital with Dennis, who is indeed not doing well. Annette was up there too, having been up for a few days. On Thursday night I did some of the artworking of the colouring book, sticking the text pages together ready to assemble the book. 

On Friday I left Hev in Bod and had to drive back down to Chepstow in order to do the Socks' Friday night gig in Bath, which went very well. Between arriving home and setting off for gig, I finished assembling the book, uploaded it and published it. Then on Saturday I drove back up to Bodelwyddan, where we spent more of the day with Dennis, who's seeming a little brighter.

The plan had been to stay up there till Easter Monday, but Dennis's improving demeanour meant that Hev & I headed off home on Sunday. We await the call back to Bod, if and when things call for us again. So, we certainly put the miles in this week, but it wasn't destined to be one of the most productive ones.

My Books and where to get them:

Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy 
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon
Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy 

Eurovision Colouring Vol 1 Amazon -  Lulu  - Etsy 
Eurovision Colouring Vol 2 - Amazon  - Lulu  - Etsy 

Eurovision French edition - édition en français
Eurovision Spanish edition - Libro para colorear
Eurovision German edition - Popstar Malbuch
Eurovision Italian edition - il libro da colorare 
Eurovision Swedish edition - Popstjärna Målarbok
Eurovision Colouring Best Of British - Amazon

Doctor Who Colouring - Amazon - Lulu  - Etsy 
Punk Colouring - Amazon  - Lulu  - Etsy 
60s Pop Star Colouring - Amazon  - Lulu  - Etsy 
70s Pop Star Colouring - Amazon  - Lulu  - Etsy 
80s Pop Star Colouring Amazon
80s Superstars - Amazon
90s Pop Star Colouring Lulu - Etsy
2020s Pop Star Colouring Amazon
Bowie Colouring - Amazon
Scottish Pop Star Colouring - Amazon
Rom Com Colouring - Amazon
Royalty Colouring - Lulu

NB: Etsy editions are signed and posted by me, and generally cheaper


Monday, 10 April 2023

How much? Shock book sales figures for March


Well that's a bugger. My sales of books through Lulu, which is now the only way I can get things onto Amazon, appear to have taken a massive tumble.

January £26.84, February £35.25, March £38.57, then in the first week of April it tells me that, in the whole previous month, I've sold a total of £8.56.

I can't fathom it. The books only started appearing in December, and they've been growing steadily. Suddenly no-one wants them? This is despite March seeing the fresh publications of 11 new books (five translations of Eurovision, three repackagings of the Shakespeare graphic novels, a Shakespeare omnibus, and the Rom Com and 80s Superstar books). Mystifying.


Could be worse. Could be my sales through Blurb, which have gone from 14 in Jan, to 35 in Feb, right down to 3 in March. Three? Three??????


Only Etsy is keeping the side up, with a consistent 10 sales a month. I mean, pretty pathetic by 20Booksto50k standards, and literally not worth bothering with, but at least it doesn't signify the book-buying audience having ghosted me this past month. 

Of course, if you want to add insult to injury, you can always check on your Draft2Digital royalties...



My Books and where to get them:

Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy 
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon
Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy 

Eurovision Colouring Vol 1 Amazon -  Lulu  - Etsy 
Eurovision Colouring Vol 2 - Amazon  - Lulu  - Etsy 

Eurovision French edition - édition en français
Eurovision Spanish edition - Libro para colorear
Eurovision German edition - Popstar Malbuch
Eurovision Italian edition - il libro da colorare 
Eurovision Swedish edition - Popstjärna Målarbok
Eurovision Colouring Best Of British - Amazon

Doctor Who Colouring - Amazon - Lulu  - Etsy 
Punk Colouring - Amazon  - Lulu  - Etsy 
60s Pop Star Colouring - Amazon  - Lulu  - Etsy 
70s Pop Star Colouring - Amazon  - Lulu  - Etsy 
80s Pop Star Colouring Amazon
80s Superstars - Amazon
90s Pop Star Colouring Lulu - Etsy
2020s Pop Star Colouring Amazon
Bowie Colouring - Amazon
Scottish Pop Star Colouring - Amazon
Rom Com Colouring - Amazon
Royalty Colouring - Lulu

NB: Etsy editions are signed and posted by me, and generally cheaper
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