Sunday, 23 January 2011

Abu Dhabi Days

If it's Sunday it must be Abu Dhabi. And must feel like a Monday. I've just done two of my Comic Art Masterclasses with two groups of Home Schooled kids, mostly American, in Abu Dhabi (they produced comic called The Flaming Skull and Bombs & Destruction, now you ask, and the celebrities they suggested for the Character Walking Down The Street game were Michael Jackson and George Washington). And it's now 3.10pm in AD, though my time clock has lost track of time (that's 11.10am back home, and I got up at 6.30am or 2.30 in real money, so it's all a bit of a blur). In a moment I get picked up to go to the offices of ADMAF to photocopy the kids work, then you never know I might do some sightseeing. In the meantime, here are some photos, starting with today's first class:



This is the bathroom of my hotel room. It is as big as the hotel room itself:



And this is my hotel key card. They clearly think I'm a Basil Brush presenter:


Wednesday, 19 January 2011

What travel costs

The Socks forthcoming tour is intended to be a money making exercise, but I do a very good job of turning it into a money pit when I try. Today I've been making some travel arrangements and already I find I've left some of them a bit late to make good savings on.

The Socks' gig in Glasgow on 19th March entails a flight up on Saturday and back on Sunday and has just cost £94.98 (looks so cheap before you add the £18 for your bag and £5.50 for using a debit card). I still need to add overnight accommodation to that.

The following weekend's gig in Banchory is even madder. Luckily I've been offered a lift from Aberdeen to Banchory, and may have an offer of a place to stay. As for travel, I kept a note on Twitter as I went:

Booking flights Bristol - Aberdeen. Best so far £128 return direct Eastern. Daftest: all Tripadvisor flights cost £400+ & go via Paris.

Bristol-Aberdeen daftest flight yet: KLM costs £1500 and goes via Amsterdam and Brussels. And takes 8 hours. Slightly slower than train.

Fly.com manages £380 via Paris, and Direct Flights finds most expensive Bristol to Aberdeen flight at £1795. Looks like Eastern Airways win.

Do we have a winner in the Bristol to Aberdeen race? If I go easyjet to Edinburgh then train to Aberdeen it's £112 vs Eastern Airways' £128 >

> + Eastern Airways would need 2 overnight stays, this only needs 1. Yes! This gig might turn a profit yet (Socks Banchory Mar 26 book now)


Along the way I also checked out the train from Bristol to Aberdeen which, in order to get me there on time, would have been £80 one way, £45 the next and taken 8 or 9 hours each way. In the end easyjet Bristol to Edinburgh (£23.99) and back (£58.99 + £18 for bags + £5.50 for Visa debit) and train Edin to Aber (£10 one way, £11.50 back) comes to a total of £128.98 and saves one overnight stay.

And that is as interesting as I ever want my blogs to get (trust me, I'll find this useful some time in the future. Possibly when explaining why, if I'm so clever, why I'm not rich).

Tickets are on sale for all these crazy gigs, do book now.

Additional 20/1/11:

Edinburgh Fri 1st April, Easyjet £26.99 up, £23.99 down + £18 + £5.50 = £74.48. Accommodation to add.

Falkirk Fri 8th April, Easyjet to Edin £24.99 up, £27.99 down + £18 + £5.50, + £11 return train to Falkirk = £87.48. Accommodation to add.

Inverness Fri 22 April (not booked yet), Easyjet today stands at £50.99 up, £36.99 down (£112 minimum + accommodation)


Feb 4, 5, 6 - Leicester Comedy Festival
Feb 23 - Flavel Dartmouth
Feb 26 011 - Stafford Gatehouse
Mar 11 - Stroud Subscription Rooms



Mar 12 - Madcap Milton Keynes
Mar 18 - Palace Theatre Redditch
Mar 19 - Glasgow Britannia Panopticon
Mar 24 - Brecon Theatr Breichieniog
Mar 26 – Woodend Barn Banochry
Mar 30 - Bristol Thunderbolt
Apr 1 - Voodoo Rooms Edinburgh
Apr 4 - Leicester Square Theatre, London
Apr 7 - Rondo Bath
Apr 8 - Falkirk Town Hall
April 11 - Leicester Square Theatre, London
Apr 15 - Barnfield Theatre, Exeter
Apr 22 - Eden Court Inverness



Apr 28 - Milford Haven Torch
May 6 - Farnham Maltings(+Ali Cook)
May 7 & 8 - Brighton Komedia
May 12 - The Lowry, Salford Quays
May 13 - Halifax Victoria Theatre
May 14 - Chorley Little Theatre
May 21 - Norwich Fringe
June 22 & 23 - Harrogate Theatre
July 9 - Norden Farm, Maidenhead
July 21 - Eastgate Peebles

Tuesday, 18 January 2011

1st Comic Art Masterclass comics of the year

The year has kicked off with 4 days of Kev F's Comic Art Masterclasses, and the kids have been producing some great work already. Here are the covers from the comics produced by this year's groups so far (and the last two from last year).



I travel all round the country, nay the world, teaching kids how to draw comics. By the end of a morning or afternoon they've produced a comic to take home and I've drawn their faces. If you'd like me to come to teach your kids, please don't hesitate to get in touch.

RECOMMENDED COMIC BOOKS & GRAPHIC NOVELS for Comic Art Masterclass students, teachers and librarians





Monday, 17 January 2011

Socks Angel 2008. Back for 2011?

This is how the Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre helped raise some of the money to take them to the Edinburgh Fringe in 2008. Through 2009 & 10 they decided against such an offer. But could it be about to return for 2011? Some details will have changed, only meaning bigger and better things for anyone able to help. Let's see. Stay tuned. (Click the picture to play the full Sock Angels 08 video)



Sunday, 16 January 2011

Socks tour publicity + Edfringe costs

This will interest nobody but me, but this is the most reliable place I can think of to write it down so that, this time next year, I'll be able to find the details again.

This is how much it has cost to produce & send, and who has done the printing of,the flyers & posters for this year's Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre spring tour.

We're playing 32 dates, for which we've printed 30,000 flyers & 500 posters. These have then needed posting to venues.



Out Of Hand printing. 3 day turnaround, art sent via Transferbig files.com.
1) 30,000 17pgsm A5 dbl sided colour flyers = £475 inc delivery
2) 500 x A3 posters = £288 inc VAT (£48)
(NB: This special offer came from Big Byte 20/1/11: 1,000 x A3 posters printed full colour one side on 150gsm gloss art stock. £195 ex vat) - Updated 21/1/11: 1,000 x A3 posters printed full colour one side on 150gsm gloss art stock. £150 ex vat

Postage of flyers:
4 kilo is the limit, costs £7.06 parcel post. Over 4 kilo costs £9.
So 23 x £7.06 = £162.38
(+ one Special Delivery for Leicester Comedy Festival launch cost £21)



Postage of posters:
A roll of 10 posters weighs 350gm and costs £1.95 second class
A roll of 20 posters weighs 180gm and costs £1.51 second class
5 posters costs £1.17 second class, and just 3 posters only cost 51p
So 14 x £1.95 + 6 x £1.51 + 2 x £1.17 + 1 x 51p = £39.21

TOTAL spent so far: £985.59

(total amended 20/1/11 to include VAT on posters)


In addition to this there are festival registration fees for Brighton & Leicester, and possibly another I've forgotten, and there will be venues that either want more posters or flyers, or haven't received them (in 2008 a couple of packages of flyers disintegrated en route as a result of me trying to keep the weight of the wrapping down).

So, if every show were to generate £300 profit, it would take at least 11% of this tour to cover the publicity costs so far. Blimey. Next I'll start adding up the mileage and cost of overnight accommodation, and this may start to explain why my phenomenal success has not yet turned into actual money. (And don't get me started on venues that still owe me money about which more anon).

Kev F & the Socks

PS: Notes on Edinburgh Fringe costs written by me on Chortle, Sept 2010

Venue cost me around £4500 or 40% of door, whichever is the greater (for a 9.15pm slot in a 90 seater room, other slots are cheaper).

Accommodation cost me £1200 for me & my wife (cheaper flats are available). Fringe entry cost me £500, 8th page ad in programme cost £750.

Flyers cost approx £300 for 10,000 (though I only used 5000 so could have got away with £180). Posters cost £80 (only printed 50 to go around venue. In the past I've printed 2000 and paid £250 a week to have them fly-posted but this stopped being an option in 2008 when the council stopped all flyposting, and I don't have prices on putting posters on official sites, but no point unless you print giant sized posters which can cost thousands).

Add travel costs of £100 return and living costs of £20 a day, and putting one show on at The Fringe this year cost me approximately £8000.

So, to break even, I would need to sell over 800 tickets @£10 each. Over 25 days that's 32 tickets per show average.

Our show has been very lucky and has sold over that average every year since 2007, so the maths works for us.

I have found that flyering is the sales method that works best for us, and that 300 flyers distributed per day equates to 30 bums on seats that night. It's not a perfect science. There are some days when the audience is not out there to be grabbed. And, of course, you have to have a show that works and that people will go away saying good things about, and you need good reviews etc etc. But even starting cold, as we did in 2007 (and with my previous show The Sitcom Trials in 2001-04, which didn't get great reviews by any stretch) I found heavy flyering (done properly, another story) brought in enough of a crowd for us to at least break even every year (though we didn't start making a real profit until 2008, the second year of the Socks show).

Hope that helps

Kev F

Socks tour publicity - memo to self re costs

This will interest nobody but me, but this is the most reliable place I can think of to write it down so that, this time next year, I'll be able to find the details again.

This is how much it has cost to produce & send, and who has done the printing of,the flyers & posters for this year's Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre spring tour.

We're playing 32 dates, for which we've printed 30,000 flyers & 500 posters. These have then needed posting to venues.

Out Of Hand printing. 3 day turnaround, art sent via Transferbig files.com.
1) 30,000 17pgsm A5 dbl sided colour flyers = £475 inc delivery
2) 500 x A3 posters = £240

Postage of flyers:
4 kilo is the limit, costs £7.06 parcel post. Over 4 kilo costs £9.
So 23 x £7.06 = £162.38
(+ one Special Delivery for Leicester Comedy Festival launch cost £21)

Postage of posters (to be added tomorrow)

TOTAL spent so far: £898.38

In addition to this there are festival registration sees for Brighton & Leicester. So, if every show were to generate £300 profit, it would take 10% of this tour to cover the publicity costs so far. Blimey. Next I'll start adding up the mileage and cost of overnight accommodation, and start to explain why my phenomenal success has not yet turned into actual money. (And don't get me started on venues that owe me money about which more anon.

Kev F & the Socks

Sunday, 9 January 2011

Socks 2011 Tour full listings for the press

fao all media

Here are all the tour dates & details for The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre's 2011 Spring Tour.

The avatar to go with the tour is

http://i56.tinypic.com/307z0n4.jpg


and the full promo photos are:
PROMO PHOTO: http://i39.tinypic.com/2cmly8i.jpg
PROMO PORTRAIT: http://i40.tinypic.com/10o395f.jpg
URLs are at the foot of the email.

Thanks a million


THE SCOTTISH FALSETTO SOCK PUPPET THEATRE
comicfestival.co.uk


Friday 4th February
Leicester
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Leicester Kayal Comedy Club, Granby Street,
LE1 6FE (0115 952 5050) 8pm, £8.00

Saturday 5th February
Leicester
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Leicester Kayal Comedy Club, Granby Street,
LE1 6FE (0115 952 5050) 8pm, £8.00

Sunday 6th February
Leicester
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Leicester Kayal Comedy Club, Granby Street,
LE1 6FE (0115 952 5050) 2pm, £8.00

Wednesday 23rd February
Dartmouth
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
The Flavel,Flavel Place
TQ6 9ND (01803 839530) 7.30pm, £10 concs £8.00

Saturday 26th February
Stafford
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Gatehouse Theatre MET Studio, Eastgate Street
ST16 2LT (01785 254 653) 8.00pm, £11 concs £9.00

Friday 11th March
Stroud
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
The Subscription Rooms, George Street
GL5 1AE (01453 760900) 8.00pm, £8.00 concs £6.00

Saturday 12th March
Wolverton, Milton Keynes
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Madcap, Creed Street
MK12 5LY (01908 320179) 7.30pm, £8.00


Friday 18th March
Redditch
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Palace Theatre, Alcester Street,
B98 8AE (01527 65203) 7.45pm, £10.00

Saturday 19th March
Glasgow
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Britannia Panopticon Music Hall, Trongate
G1 5HD (0141 553 0840) 7.00pm, £10.00

Thursday 24th March
Brecon
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Theatr Brycheiniog, Canal Wharf
LD3 7EW (01874 611622) 7.30pm, £10.50

Saturday 26th March
Banchory
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Woodend Barn, Burn o' Bennie
AB31 5QA (01330 825431) 8.00pm, £10.00, concs £8.00

Wednesday 30th March
Bristol
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
The Thunderbolt, Barn, Bath Road
BS4 3ED (0117 3738947) 7.30pm, £10.00

Friday 1st April
Edinburgh
Friday Fix,
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre, Teddy, Joe Lycett, Jojo Sutherland
Voodoo Rooms, West Register Street
EH2 2AA (0131 556 7060) 7.30pm, £9.00

Monday 4th April
London
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Leicester Square Theatre Basement, Leicester Place
WC2H 7BX (0844 847 2475) 8.00pm, £10.00

Thursday 7th April
Bath
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Rondo Theatre, St. Saviours Road
BA1 6RT (01225 463362) 8.00pm, £10.00 Concs £8.00

Friday 8th April
Falkirk
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Town Hall, High Street
FK1 5RS (01324 506850) 8.00pm, £8.00 Concs £7.00

Monday 11th April
London
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Leicester Square Theatre Basement, Leicester Place
WC2H 7BX (0844 847 2475) 8.00pm, £10.00

Friday 15th April
Exeter
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Barnfield Theatre, Barnfield Road
EX1 1SN (01392 270891) 7.30pm, £8.50 concs £7.00

Friday 22nd April
Inverness
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Eden Court, Bishops Road
IV3 5SA (01463 234 234) 7.30pm, £10.00 concs £8.00

Thursday 28th April
Milford Haven
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Torch Theatre, St. Peter's Road
SA73 2BU (01646 695 267) 7.30pm, £10.50

Friday 6th May
Farnham
Ali Cook, The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
Double bill of Socks and Magic
Farnham Maltings, Bridge Square
GU9 7QR (01252 745 444) 7.30pm, £8.00


Saturday 7th May
Brighton
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Komedia, Gardner Street
BN1 1UN (0845 293 8480) 7.30pm, £10.00

Sunday 8th May
Brighton
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Komedia, Gardner Street
BN1 1UN (0845 293 8480) 7.30pm, £10.00

Thursday 12th May
Manchester
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
The Lowry, Salford Quays
M50 3AZ (0843 208 6000) 7.30pm, £12.00

Friday 13th May
Halifax
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Victoria Theatre, Fountain Street
HX1 1BP (01422 351158) 7.30pm, £9.00

Saturday 14th May
Chorley
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Little Theatre, Dole Lane
PR7 2RL (01257 264362) 7.30pm, £6.00

Saturday 21st May
Norwich
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Norwich Fringe Festival
(07920 402690) £TBC

Wednesday 22nd June
Harrogate
Ali Cook, The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
Double bill of Socks and Magic
Harrogate Theatre, Oxford St
HG1 1QF (01423 502 116) 8.00pm, £10 - £12

Thursday 23rd June
Harrogate
Ali Cook, The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
Double bill of Socks and Magic
Harrogate Theatre, Oxford St
HG1 1QF (01423 502 116) 8.00pm, £10 - £12

Saturday 2nd July
Manchester
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Lass ‘O Gowrie, Charles Street
M1 7DB (0161 273 6932) 7.30pm, £8.00

Sunday 2nd July
Manchester
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Lass ‘O Gowrie, Charles Street
M1 7DB (0161 273 6932) 7.30pm, £8.00

Saturday 9th July
Maidenhead
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Norden Farm Arts, , Altwood Road
SL6 4PF (01628 788997) 7.30pm, £8.00

Thursday 21st July
Peebles
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
‘Filthy Wee Tykes’ (★★★★ The Scotsman)
Eastgate Theatre and Arts Centre, Eastgate
EH45 8AD (01721 725 777) 7.30pm, TBC


------------------------

Leicester Comedy Festival http://www.comedy-festival.co.uk

Flavel Dartmouth http://www.theflavel.org.uk/whatson

http://www.staffordgatehousetheatre.co.uk

http://community.stroud.gov.uk/event_view.asp?pid=12&pgid=337&eid=5888

http://www.madcap.org.uk/

http://www.redditchpalacetheatre.co.uk

http://www.britanniapanopticon.org/2.html

http://www.brycheiniog.co.uk

http://www.woodendbarn.co.uk/home/comedy.html

http://www.allgigs.co.uk/view/event/351670/

http://www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/lqt/show/S1262884630/Scottish+Falsetto+Sock+Puppet+Theatre

http://www.rondotheatre.co.uk/listing/2011/4/

http://www.ents24.com/web/event/The-Scottish-Falsetto-Sock-Puppet-Theatre-Falkirk-Town-Hall-FTH-2314690.html

http://www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/lqt/show/S1262884630/Scottish+Falsetto+Sock+Puppet+Theatre

http://barnfieldtheatre.org.uk/Shows/2011/April/sock%20puppet.html

http://www.eden-court.co.uk/whats-on/shows/the-scottish-falsetto-sock-puppet-theatre

http://www.torchtheatre.co.uk

http://www.farnhammaltings.com/

http://www.brightonfestivalfringe.org.uk

www.thelowry.com

http://www.calderdale.gov.uk/victoria/

http://www.allgigs.co.uk/view/event/334994/The_Scottish_Falsetto_Sock_Puppet_Theatre_Little_Theatre_Chorley_Lancashire_14_May_2011.html

http://norwichfringefestival.com

http://www.harrogatetheatre.co.uk

http://www.thelass.co.uk

www.nordenfarm.org

http://www.eastgatearts.com/
Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...