Tuesday, 14 August 2012

Thoughts on the death of The Dandy

The Dandy comic is under threat, reports in today's press suggest, and this should come as a surprise to nobody. The Dandy has been under threat for as long as I can remember. And, speaking as someone who has been reading comics for over four decades and working professionally as a comics writer and artist for, amongst others, The Dandy's sister paper The Beano for over two decades, I have a fair bit of remembering to draw on.



The doomsayers are suggesting that the death of the weekly Dandy comic means the death of Desperate Dan, Korky The Cat and all the great work that's been done in the past and is still being done by the writers and artists in The Dandy. But it doesn't. What is going out of fashion, and has been for a while, is the habit of buying weekly, disposable (or some would say collectible) pieces of paper.

In our household, for example, we very recently broke the habit of getting The Guardian everyday, when we realised a) we could read most of it online and b) we would save £300 a year. We're not alone in having made that decision, and that's one of the reasons the weekly paper Dandy comic is no longer viable.

When I was a kid, everyone read a weekly comic, because they were the biggest source or fresh, exciting entertainment for kids. With only an hour-or-so of kids TV on BBC & ITV (yes, I'm that old), and no computer games or even VHS tapes (yes, that old), if you wanted to experience and revisit engaging visual entertainment, you read comics. At the peak of my childhood and teens I was getting ten comics a week, and still had change from a quid (okay, now it sounds like I'm from the ark. You could still do that at the end of the 1970s, okay?).

Now, of course, computer games and an infinity of free stuff on TV, DVD and online means that comic books find it hard to compete for the attention of kids. But the key word there is hard. It's not impossible, it's just harder than it was. If we look at the example of Japan, and of France, and of America, we see three markets where comic books and comic strip art have adapted to the changing environments and survive in different ways.

In Japan Manga is well produced, with high standards of writing and illustration, with long books which reward the reader's attention. There is constant innovation and creators compete to be the best and most original. This has resulted in the tradition of Manga reading being maintained and thriving in the face of competition from all other media. A recent title Black Butler, which won last year's Stan Lee Excelsior Award voted for by schoolkids in the UK, sells 600,000 copies of each new volume. That's how many copies the Beano used to sell 60 years ago, when there was one TV channel and rationing. Black Butler sells that many copies of a 150 page paperback that cost seven quid. Why? Because it's good and worth buying.

The French publishing model has long relied on the book publishing trade to see its titles survive. The weekly comic (or more commonly monthly) has long served as a way of putting the work out in instalments, in the knowledge that those magazines would be disposed of and the real money would be made from the hardback book which will remain in publication in perpetuity. Who knows or cares that Asterix The Gaul was originally serialised in 1958 in Pilote? Is there a big collectors market for back issues? I doubt it. But the hardback books have remained in publication ever since.

And the Americans have followed the same model, with books which they unromantically entitle "trade paperbacks", repackaging the superhero stories from monthly comics which sell a fraction of what they once did. The Americans also dreamed up the term "graphic novel" to describe the comic book that the rest of the world had been publishing for years.

So it is that such great characters as Desperate Dan and, er, ...well actually Desperate Dan is the only really great character that springs to mind from the Dandy back catalogue though I'm sure  there are dozens more. So it is that Dan and others could have a life on the bookshelves, and hopefully they will.

But they won't do unless DC Thomson change their publishing model. Currently The Beano and The Dandy concentrate on short, throwaway stories of one or two pages in length, which lose the reader's attention thirty seconds after they've been read. And their main foray into the book market comes in the form of the annuals, which sell millions (approx figure) but disappear from the shelves in the first week of January never to be seen again (in fact they get trashed, pulped and recycled, having been offered to shops on a sale-or-throw-in-a-bin basis). This was all well and good as a publishing extension of the weekly comic, but nowadays just looks wasteful and self-defeating.

DC Thomson are in a unique position whereby they could take the characters they own, characters familiar to generations of Brits, and produce a range of comic books, or if you will graphic novels, that could entertain and help educate the next generation of young British readers. For those of us who champion comic strip art as a valid artform that is in no way secondary to words alone (I often use the example, when parents suggest comics are bad and words-alone are good, that it is like saying to a 10 year old that they should no longer watch TV and they should only ever listen to the radio) this is something that I dearly want to see.



I have already played my part in this. When I worked for The Beano, to whose pages I hope to return, I wrote and drew long stories, usually serialised over a number of weeks, which I hope flattered the intelligence of the readers and gave the scope for proper storytelling which can't be done in one or two pages alone. I have tried repeatedly to get these stories collected into books but to no avail, so far (you can read some online here, including School's Out and the Bash Street Werewolves).

A series of Desperate Dan graphic novels could become the next Harry Potter, I honestly believe that. The authors and artists would need to be properly credited, respected, and remunerated, which is another part of their antiquated working model that DC Thomson need to have a look at, and it would to everyone's mutual benefit.

Hey, if they need any more advice, they know where I am. I'm busy teaching kids how to write and draw comics in schools, from where I can report they love comics and wish there were more of them out there.


I'm Kev F, the comic writer and artist whose work appears in The Beano, Marvel comics, Doctor Who, Red Dwarf Smegazine, Viz, 2000AD and many points inbetween. If you would like to bring my Comic Art Masterclass to your school or art centre, drop me a line, a comment, a Twitter, Bat-Phone, whatever works. Click below to see more, including video and contact details.



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Monday, 13 August 2012

Big photo in The Scotsman

Now that's a pleasant surprise. Buy the Scotsman and find a whopping big picture of yourselves on the listings page.



And as far as I can tell this has been shot by The Scotsman while we were performing outside on the Gilded Garden's stage, gigs which I'd figured had put absolutely no bums on seats and probably been more trouble than they'd been worth (only cos I lost a bit of the Socks' puppet set down a crack in the stage after the first gig, which has been a pain, then on the third gig we did the iPod went dead meaning we had to do our largely-musical-based outside set entirely without music, with all that entails). How wrong could I be? Well, we'll see when we find out whether this puts any bums on any seats later today. Thankyou The Scotsman, you've always been our favourite.





The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre present not one but two new shows at the Edinburgh Fringe 2012: Boo Lingerie - A Socky Horror Show every night at 10.40pm and Chunky Woollen Nits - The Family-Friendly Hour at 11am. Tickets are now on sale, book now!

★★★★ "A riot of laughs" Broadway Baby - Chunky Woollen Nits

The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre - Chunky Woollen Nits

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Venue Number 14. Gilded Balloon Teviot, Teviot Row House,13 Bristo Square , EH8 9AJ. 2-26 August 11:00 (1 hour). Suitability: U.
Broadway Baby Rating:
Audience Rating:
Stars of stage, screen, and Doctor Who DVDs present a show for kids aged seven upwards (and their pet grown-ups). Songs, sketches, socks and violence. 'Filthy wee tykes' **** (Scotsman).
Venue:Gilded Balloon
Year:2012
Genre:Childrens Shows
Production Company:Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
URL:http://www.edfringe.com/whats-on/childrens-shows/scottish-falsetto-sock-puppet-theatre-chunky-woollen-nits
BROADWAY BABY REVIEW

Sock It To Me

Broadway Baby Rating:
The notoriously foul-mouthed Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppets have toned down their act for this family friendly show. Or, at least, they’ve tried to. They haven’t quite got the hang of it yet. This is their first foray into children’s entertainment, which they jokingly hope will lead to a slot on the BBC. Their children’s show is certainly censored, but that doesn’t mean the socks always behave themselves; they’re still as cheeky as ever. This is partly what makes the show so hilarious. The socks interaction with the young audience is very funny – at one point they referred to a child as a ‘gurgling lump’. When they asked what the children enjoy watching on telly, the response they got was ‘death!’ Hilarity ensued and the socks ad-libbed response was very witty.
Despite being a children’s show, the majority of the jokes will go over their heads. The sock puppets actually point out that parents will probably need to explain a lot of the jokes after the show. It didn’t seem to matter that the kids couldn’t possibly understand all the jokes; it seems the novelty of singing Scottish socks is enough to keep them roaring with laughter.
It’s a jam-packed show. The socks aim is to be ‘educational’ and they run through every genre -or ‘genry,’ as they pronounce it- in an hour, covering the western, horror, the musical, the period drama and even magic. These socks are versatile dramatists and they switch costumes with an astonishing grace and dignity. Okay, not really, but that’s why this show is so very funny. Their attempt to tackle these genre’s goes purposely, hilariously wrong.
Sock jokes, bad puns and Cliff Richard jokes abound and a large part of the humour is based on long-running jokes surrounding the misunderstanding of words. Sometimes these jokes begin to tire, but mostly this is the kind of show that will make your face hurt from laughing so much.
When the socks hold up the wrong lyrics to Michael Jackson’s Earth Song, it was hilarious. Before the show started a backing-track plays of the sock puppets singing their own version of the Cee Loo Green song, re-titled “sock you!” They humorously sing, “I pity the foo-ol who doesn’t like our stuff.” I do too because these socks are a riot of laughs and should be enjoyed by all ages.

Reviewer:
Rebecca Brown
Rebecca Brown has written 17 reviews for Broadway Baby since joining the team in 2012.
AUDIENCE REVIEW

Laughed until I cried

Fiona Davy Rating:
For the first 10 minutes of Chunky Woollen Knits I was wiping tears from my eyes! I attended with Miss S (11) & Master T (9) who took 5 to 10 minutes to warm to the humour (or possibly the Scottish accent as we are all from down-under!) but the whole show kept us laughing and amazed by the puppeteer's ability to keep the show flowing whilst interacting, or rather the puppets were interacting, with the audience! No 'rudey' words to offend little ears but enough double entendre to keep the parents laughing!

Reviewer:
Fiona Davy

★★★★★ 5 STARS A Younger Theatre - Boo Lingerie

After Chunky Woollen Nits has been collecting all the 5 Stars, now Boo Lingerie gets its 5 Star Review from A Younger Theatre, Theatre Through The Eyes of the Younger Generations. Check it out.

Edinburgh Fringe Festival: Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre

Posted on 12 August 2012 Written by

Do you get the title? Boo Lingerie – boulangerie – get it? I think it’s brilliant because it sort of embodies what the Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre (now there’s a mouthful) is about: the title has absolutely nothing to do with the show, and the show has nothing to do with the show. Explain? Well the sock puppets are supposed to be putting on a show where they re-enact horror stories – a socky horror show in fact. Why? Probably because the pun is convenient, but it doesn’t really matter why, because the sock puppet on the right (depending on which side of the puppets you are I suppose) absolutely ruins the show that the sock puppet on the left is trying to put on and it’s absolutely hilarious. It’s even funnier when you remember that behind the domestics is a man with two socks on his hands, having something of a bi-polar argument with himself in falsetto for an hour. How on earth this comedy act came to be is beyond me, but thank the sheep that beget the wool that beget the socks it did, because I haven’t laughed this hard is ages.

Therefore, I consider this puppeteer (who prefers to remain anonymous) to be something of a comedy genius. I have wasted countless hours on SFSPT’s YouTube channel, where they re-enact popular programmes like Doctor Who and Sherlock, or generally mess about and sing silly songs – but they are infinitely better live. The SFSPT’s propensity for improvisation is incredible. It’s rather ironic that a show about a show that’s going wrong is even funnier when the show is going wrong because the resulting ad libs are hilarious. Boo Lingerie on the right course explores the genre of horror beginning with the classics Dracula and Jekyll on the Hyde, but the sock puppet on the right prefers horror movies and zombies . It takes almost a full hour for the sock puppet on the left to then explain to the sock puppet on the right that Halloween is not a day when everyone says “hello” to “Ian” Beale, “Ian” Duncan-Smith etc. or dresses up as an Ian (because it would be ridiculous to dress up as Ian dressed as Ian).

By this point you’ve probably peed yourself laughing as everything gets crazier and crazier and the SFSPT are on the verge of splitting up… if it’s possible for two hands attached to the same body to do that. So it breaks up the show a bit to have a song from the puppets on a guitar called Audrey the Technician. These songs show off the full extent of SFSPT’s skill with words, and end the show on the right note, so to speak, if not at the right time because the puppets have improvised miles away from the script and their ad-libbing has overrun. I wasn’t complaining.

Boo Lingerie is a show that will have you smiling from beginning to end: an original idea from the puppeteer, with adorable stars that are very punny indeed. Punny – funny – get it? Best leave it to the experts I guess. Can two socks really be that much funnier than me?

***** – 5/5 stars
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre: Boo Lingerie plays at the Gilded Balloon Teviot until 26th August as a part of the Edinburgh Festival. For more information and tickets, see the Edinburgh Fringe website.

Socks Three Weeks Quick Quiz

Friday July 13th, 2012 14:18

Quick Quiz – Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre

Sock Puppet Theatre
ED2012 QUICK QUIZ: Ah, the Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre. You’ve checked their YouTube channel right? Well, if not, there’s nothing I can write here that will introduce you to this lot better. Though I can tell you they have two shows this year, a late night affair, and one for the kids in the morning. And here’s their Quick Quiz.
TW: Tell us about your 2012 show in no more than 60 words.
SFSPT: That’s not fair, we have two shows a day so that’s only 30 words each. And we’ve just used twenty of them. Dammit, twenty-one. Twenty-two. Okay, this isn’t going well, quick, think. (Thirty) I know it’s thirty! Shut up! (Thirty-six) That is not helping, idiot! (Forty) Er, double act..uh… Socks…um, help, funny (Fifty) That bloody does it! Come here you little.
TW: Tell us about another show or performer you’re looking forward to seeing this year.
SFSPT: Morgan & West the Time-Travelling Magicians went to Adelaide with us earlier this year and they’re excellent. And time-travellers, so they’ll probably manage the two shows a day thing better than us (both shows at Gilded Balloon Teviot).
TW: How will you be preparing for the Fringe this year?
SFSPT: Practising not using sweary-words ready for our first ever family-friendly show which we’ll be doing in the mornings. We then have to remember all the sweary words again for the show at night. Don’t swear in front of 7 year olds, do swear in front of drunks, that’s easy to remember. Surely nothing can go wrong.
TW: What advice would you have for someone coming to the Fringe for the first time?
SFSPT: Come in 1984, it’s way quieter. The time-travelling magicians told us that.
TW: If your show was an Olympic sport, what would it be and why?
SFSPT: We actually entered the Poetry Olympics once. We were in the Synchronised Not Waving But Drowning. B’doom-tish. We’re on all month, try the fish.
Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre – Boo Lingerie!, Gilded Balloon Teviot, 1-26 Aug, 10.40pm. 
Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre – Chunky Woollen Nits, Gilded Balloon Teviot, 2-26 Aug (Thu-Sun), 11.00am.
LINKS: utproductions.co.uk/socks.html

Socks kids interview, The Me & The Him + The List interview


The Socks in the studio for their Fresh Fringe radio interview, in a wee studio high up above the Pleasance Courtyard. Here it is online.

The Socks have done a few interviews this year, one of the sweetest being this one with young Eilidh and Mairi for the Edinburgh Fringe Podcast. Click to hear and enjoy.

In fact the Socks are proving quite a hit with the kids this year, as this piece by The Me & The Him (whose blog you should follow) attests.

The Socks have also done an interview with The List. Here. Look:

The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppets

Five things about 2012 Edinburgh show Boo Lingerie!

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The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppets

1. What 5 things should everybody know about you?

‘That we are not a kids show! Except that, this year, we are also doing a kids show; that we are also doing our brand new show of songs, sketches, socks and violence at 10.40 at night; that this is our fifth year at the Fringe (that’s five hours of nonsense under our belts. If we had belts); that we’re originally from Aberdeen, though we’ve lost the accent – fit like – cos at an early age we went to … er … school; that I’m a Sock, and so is he.’

2. Give 4 reasons why people should come to see your Fringe kids show, Chunky Woollen Nits

Because it’s the first time we’ve ever done a show that 7-year-olds can watch; we’ve always said we were for grown-ups aged 12 and over, because of some sweary words and subjects that kids wouldn’t understand; we realised at this year’s Adelaide Fringe that if we took out the rude bits, we were probably even funnier; so far this family-friendly show has had three five-star reviews, our best ever!

3. What are the 3 best things about being part of the Fringe?

‘Hanging out with our fellow Socks. Comedians hang out in bars, we hang out on a big celebrity washing line; meeting people from all over the world, enticing them into our show, then watching them gape in awe and wonder, mostly because they don’t speak English; being in Edinburgh, which is like the Athens of the North, except it’s not bankrupt and there’s a lot less Taramasalata.

4. What 2 things should all good children’s shows have?

Kids in the audience. Idiots on the stage.’

5. What 1 word sums up your style?

‘Sockwits.’
Gilded Balloon Teviot, 622 6552, until 26 August (not 13–15, 20–22) 11am, £8.50–£9.50 (£7.50–£8.50).







The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre present not one but two new shows at the Edinburgh Fringe 2012: Boo Lingerie - A Socky Horror Show every night at 10.40pm and Chunky Woollen Nits - The Family-Friendly Hour at 11am. Tickets are now on sale, book now!




Saturday, 11 August 2012

Edinburgh, the Olympics effect


The Socks and some girning bloke in an anorak, last week before the weather turned good, on the Royal Mile

The Olympics come to an end tomorrow night, Sunday, with a televised ceremony which everyone will be watching. Which explains why my show has sold 8 tickets, and I bet all of those were bought by people before Danny Boyle's opening ceremony two weeks ago. I am not alone in having detected a downturn in sales. whether as a result of the Olympics or the economy. I am delighted to know it's not just me, or more importantly the popularity of the Socks. Conversations with fellow comedians have all involved the relative dip in ticket sales over previous years. And you just have to look at Twitter for further evidence:


Really need people to help me push my show. Audiences just not coming. This is the best thing I've ever done. Gah. 

What a strange day!?! Thousands of people about. No one buying tickets

If you're in Edinburgh tonight and you're looking for something to do, I have lots of spaces to fill at 8.15 at Udderbelly!  

Being an events promoter is stressful - buy tickets people! 


Quiet in Edinburgh for previews tonight, big names like Seann Walsh only half full.


FUCKSTICKS!! Norman lovett's solo show was cancelled >=[ only 2 tickets were sold, of which i was one...  

Edfringe update - remaining 18 performances of "Keith Looks Back In Anger" have been cancelled due to venue issues & low audience numbers 

So it is with some degree of schadenfreude I can report that total sales for the Scottish Falsetto Socks two shows at this year's Edfringe have now overtaken our previous best from 2010 (individually Chunky is beating 2007's show while only playing 4 days a week, and Boo is catching up with 2009's show).

Let us all see how post-Olympics Edinburgh shapes up shall we?





The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre present not one but two new shows at the Edinburgh Fringe 2012: Boo Lingerie - A Socky Horror Show every night at 10.40pm and Chunky Woollen Nits - The Family-Friendly Hour at 11am. Tickets are now on sale, book now!

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