This exchange, tonight on Twitter:
Live At The Electric (who, according to this piece on the British Comedy Guide, have been getting very poor ratings): Want to watch an unseen Russell Kane bit from last night's show?
Me: Ratings-wise, wasn't it all unseen?
Russell Kane: nearly 2 million aggregate figures. Silence, bumhole!
I'm just saying, wouldn't that make a cracking quote for the posters?
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre present not one but two new shows at the Edinburgh Fringe 2012: Boo Lingerie - A Socky Horror Show every night at 10.40pm and Chunky Woollen Nits - The Family-Friendly Hour at 11am. Tickets are now on sale, book now!