Saturday, 8 October 2022
Dad Where Is The Milk Of Sins? - comics by kids
Sunday, 18 September 2022
Writing the new book
Third, or is it fourth time lucky, I've started writing a crime novel. Or rather we have, because this time it's Hev and I who have thought up the premise together, based on Hev's Victorian theatre research. I don't want to say too much about the characters and the content, and those are changing all the time as I go along. But let me just use this blog to at least keep a track of progress.
Tuesday Sept 13th: Hev and I start busking ideas, and each of us do our own separate first bit of writing. After a while she's done about 600 words and I've done about 2000. The problem is, we've both written the start of the book and are likely to clash over content. So she writes a plot outline while I continue story writing. Then we find that the plot I've outlined clashes with what she's written. So it's decided that she'll look at writing the plots for other stories - this is intended to be a series of books - and I get to work on the content.
Weds Sept 14th: A little bit of writing, up to 4400 words.
Thurs Sept 15th: No writing, but I did tinker with the cover. We now have cover designs for the first two books (no, not showing you them or telling you the titles) and a title for the third (a corker, which Hev coined for the book about magicians).
Fri Sept 16th: Some writing done. Up to 5700 words.
Sat Sept 17th: Day out in Bath, I write notes on my phone. In the evening we watch Murder On The Orient Express which gives me confidence in the story structure.
Sunday Sept 18th: First proper writing for a few days, inc totally rewriting the opening chapter, or rather adding a new opening chapter preceding the original one. We're up to 9100 words.
Mon Sept 19th: Lots of rewriting, cutting chunks from opening chapters. Now up to 11,117 words.
Tues Sept 20th 6pm: 14,943 words. And I've just finished the second murder.
Weds Sept 21st 4.47pm. The good news: first draft completed.
The less good news: it's only 20,283 words long and the ending is naff. A lot of rewriting lies ahead. Also wrote a two page plot breakdown for a new book (the one about comedians).
Thurs Sept 22: Classes at Port Talbot library (only classes this month!) so not a writing day.
Fri Sept 23 - Sun Sept 25: To Bodelwyddan to see Aud & Den, so no proper writing. That said, I managed to write two more plot breakdowns (the one about opera and the one about artists), and read a lot of the starts of other books in the genre.
Mon Sept 26: Meant to start writing, and of course failed. Went to unit, opened boxes, rearranged shelves. Designed another front cover (I've now done mock artwork for 6 book covers. It's a lot easier than writing them). Had fun googling one of the titles I'd come up with, for the artists story, only to find it was not as original as I'd hoped...
Tues Sept 27 6pm: Up to 24,731 words, with much rewriting of the opening chapters. 8pm: 25,343 words.
Weds Sept 28 6pm: 28,370 words. Writing myself into a corner (just got Lucy chasing a carriage with Katherine kidnapped in it, for no good reason).
Thurs Sept 29 8pm: 30,762 words. Solved the carriage chase bit.
Fri Sept 30 8pm 33,896. New Cholmondoley and Bill gangster scenes.
Sunday Oct 2 9am, 34,003 after a tiny bit of editing.
Weds Oct 5 8pm 36,023 after very little time for writing.
Thurs Oct 13th (first writing for a week, in hotel room in Leeds) 37,228.
Weds Oct 19 4pm 38,048
Thu Oct 20 12.30 39,189 5pm 40,789 8pm 41,233
Fri Oct 21 8pm 44,449
Mon 24 9pm 46,257
Tues 25 6pm 48,461
Monday Oct 31 - sod all written since last Tuesday!
Tues Nov 1 - 3pm 48,734 End of 2nd Draft
To be continued
Prince Of Denmark Street - Paperback - Kindle - Etsy (signed)
Midsummer Nights Dream Team - Paperback - Kindle - Etsy (signed)
Bowie By Robot - Paperback - Kindle
Eurovision Colouring Vol 1 - Amazon - Lulu £10.94 - Etsy £6.99
Eurovision Colouring Vol 2 - Amazon £15.32 - Lulu £10.72 - Etsy £6.99
Doctor Who Colouring - Amazon £11.84 - Lulu £9.98 - Etsy £6.99
Punk Colouring - Amazon £15.61 - Lulu £10.98 - Etsy £6.99
70s Pop Star Colouring - Amazon £10.98 - Lulu £10.98 - Etsy £6.99
60s Pop Star Colouring - Amazon £12.69 - Lulu £10.98 - Etsy £6.99
Sunday, 11 September 2022
Kirsty Allsopp, AI and other Facebook ramblings
Trying to use AI for my comic covers but I keep getting these vague images that look nothing like the contents. Any ideas?
I posted the above image to Facebook and got quite a few responses. About half of them realised it was Dave McKean's covers of the first 4 Sandman comics, which I thought looked like AI, of which there is a lot about recently. The other half gave me very helpful advice on how to get better results from AI.Wednesday, 31 August 2022
Book Sales August continue to tail off
Looks like I need to do something to boost my book sales. The existing titles are continuing to decline in sales, from July's 59 to this month's 42. Slightly more than a book a day, but not setting the world alight.
August Sales (Amazon)Monday, 29 August 2022
Announcing All Request Pop Star Colouring Book
The Kickstarter is live now!
I'm producing a brand new book: The All Request Pop Star Colouring Book. A colouring book, in the style of my previous books, but where you get to choose the acts that go in it!
Who's your favourite pop star or rock act? You name them, and they can be drawn and included in this the ultimate Pop Star Colouring Book. No act is too obscure, too cheesy, or too popular to be included.
You even have the chance to write the article that goes with the picture which Kev F will draw. As long as you're not libellous, inappropriate or offensive, your words and opinions could be part of this book.
And as if that weren't enough - you can be in the book too! Yes, a limited number of people will get the chance to turn themselves into pop and rock acts and be drawn by Kev F. You just need to send me a photo and name & describe your act, and you or your family could be in this book, rubbing shoulders with the actual superstars. If that's not the perfect seasonal family gift, we don't know what is!
Join the Kickstarter now
UPDATE Sept 25th:
Sunday, 28 August 2022
Guns Don't Kill People, Teachers Do - more comics by kids
A fabulous range of comic titles, dreamed up by kids in Nottingham, Oswaldtwistle and Belfast, rounding off a spree of two blogs worth of Comic Art Masterclasses, all done when I would usually have been at Edinburgh. And, going by the sounds of widespread mithering from acts whose last two weeks up there have been a lot harder going than the first, it sounds like I made a good decision to do half a dozen days of classes rather than another fortnight of shows.This week of classes saw a few early starts, beginning with me setting the alarm for 4.30 on Monday morning, in order to leave the house by 6am and get to Nottingham in order to do a class at Clifton Library in the morning and Wollaton Library in the afternoon. This "dad getting the milk" thing is some sort of meme they've not been able to explain to me.
Then on Saturday morning it was a case of setting the alarm for 3.30am in order to get to Bristol Airport, not as close as it used to be, to check in at 5am for my 7.05 flight to Belfast. Had my classes been on Saturday I'd have been in plenty of time. But sadly the flights weren't so obliging, and this was the flight I had to take to make my classes on Sunday. Meaning I had a day to fill in Belfast, which I did with a visit to the Ulster Museum followed by the Ron Mueck exhibition at The MAC, where my classes were to be, and a walk around the Titanic Quarter. Also quite a bit more Socks video editing. I've now finished putting as much of Eurovision Sock Contest up on Youtube as I intend to. The classes on Sunday were great fun, and were supposed to be themed around the Ron Mueck exhibition, something that was much easier to get the afternoon's 11-15 year olds to be, as opposed to the morning's 7-11 year olds, who preferred to do toilets, as is their wont.
The celebrities these six groups chose to appear in my demonstration strip were Dwayne The Rock Johnson (twice), Tom Holland, Ed Sheeran, The Queen, and Billie Eilish.
Graphic novels:
Comic Tales From The Bible - 90 pages, colour, only £8.99 paperback
The Midsummer Nights Dream Team
Saturday, 27 August 2022
Socks Tik Tok gets 20,000 views
How the hell do the algorithms at TikTok work? I've been uploading a few Socks gags as one-liners and, while most of them level off at about 200 views, suddenly one of them gets 20 thousand views. Then the one after it is back to chicken feed.
Still this should put lots of bums on seats. For my show that closed two weeks ago. D'oh.
UPDATE: As of Sunday night, that Iceland video has levelled off at 24.5k views. The Batman gag has got 1698 views, but all the others linger between 250 and 350.
Weds Aug 31; Iceland has 25.8k views, Batman 1854, UK 428, Strongman 357, Joker 322, Circus Owner 285
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