As part of my Comic Art Masterclasses, I get every pupil in the class to come up with a title for the group comic which they'll take home at the end. Up to 30 ideas are handed in on bits of paper, and we vote on them until a winner is chosen. You'll have seen some of the finished comics, bearing the winning titles, but as for the other suggestions they always wind up in the bin. This week, in Ireland, I've been hanging onto them. Here, for your edification, are the suggestions you get if you ask a collection of various First Years to name a comic book...
Hipys
Evil geniuses
Loser Hero Squad
The stupid molon
Galaxy Go Boom!
Did it Hurt?
Fuzzel Weasels
Dopey moron
Sir Pistol Smack & his Splendid Adventure
Bob the Destroyer of Nuke Town
The Xtra
The Hippie Who Got Drunk (winner)
Cookie Monster
People Rule
Gangster Hampster
Fart Man
Home Sick
gboy
Sandwich Man
1B's Comics
The Legdens Return
Great Magnificent Comic
Gangster Hamster
Austin Powers
Dooms Day Times Day
Cereal Boxes
The First Year Frenzy
Sick Brain (winner)
Pippy Reads
Homer Simpsons Day At The Bar
Messy Madness
Barney The Killer Dinosaur
Boom
The Hardy Biscuit
Hiberian Insurance Pretty Good
Go Away
Trollololo (winner)
We Can Draw
Bark
Tiny Titans
Death
I'm A Weirdo, Don't Be A Faadoodle
Die Die Die
I Can't Draw
The Boys Are Back In Town
Woof Woof
Don't Be Two Faced!
Fizze Brains
The Adventures of Explosive
Tittans
The Mighty Farmers (winner)
Fantastico Fisasco
Canadian Panda
Yoky
Freaky Sock
First Year Fail
The Flailing of the First Years
Duck Man
Super Girl
Fustasco!
Yeah!
First year Fantasy
Fisasco
Bing Bomb
Toasty First Year
Phisasto
Cheese Gone Wild
First Year Funaza (winner)
The Flying Cow
Mades
Wexs Com
Super Story
The Simpsons
Snap It
Messi
Bad Men
Wexford Drying!
Bonic Man
Family Guy
Marvel
Loopy Loo
Splash Boom
The Boys
The Loopies
Boss Angry
Poo
Gidiggi Giddigi Gu (winner)
ET Returns
Gangdem Style
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
Mental Mix of Madness
Assassins Deed
Homer's Duff Attack
Land of the Dead
Marge Kill Attack
Zombie Attack
Killer Aliens
The Zombie Killers
Susidle Bunnie Rabbits
To Be Or Not To Be
Superboy
Egghead and Wonder Woman Unite
Oh Bubby Yaghh X2 (winner)
I Will Kill You Because You Killed My Man
Puberty Paul
Pop
Mass Murder Magazine
Death By Itchy Nose
The Assassins Best
Awesome Sauce Superheroes
Crazy Animations
What's App!!!
Toes
WTF
Jimmy Goes Bad
I'm Having What She's Having
Jimmy Goes Mad
The Crazy Wazys
Looks Like We Got Us A Badass Over Here (winner)
2C Comic
EVC
Smiley Spongebob
Casablanca
Pig
?
The
Crazy Bob
Horse
Chiza
Strong Bob Hairy Legs
Egg Heads
Wdt vs Bots
Ducks Gone Bonkers (winner)
I'm not sure how edifying these are. Still there are some, for posterity.
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