Thursday 29 February 2024

"Don't Tell Him Pike" - February Facebook ramblings

 

Feb 5: “Don’t tell him, Pike!”

The race is on amongst Private Eye Magazine cartoonists to be the first to draw a "St Peter Pearly Gates 'Don't tell him your name Pike'" cartoon.
Update: Turns out "Pearly Gates" and Ian Lavender are trending on Twitter. And I thought I was being so original. (I posted this about 3pm I think)

Feb 4: Doing my regular scour of the “Dogman shelf” yesterday I, too, spotted that David Walliams had joined the market for kids graphic novels. There were also a clutch of new all-comic-strip titles I hadn’t seen before, most of them reprinting dog US titles from the last decade (Rollergirl was one). I just hope this market hasn’t got saturated to collapsing point, just as I’m hoping to break into it. (Says the guy who got into Marvel in the 90s just before its bubble burst, and was in the final issues of Oink, Warrior and Sounds)

Feb 2: This morning’s rabbit hole: There was a US sitcom called Hot In Cleveland whose writers included Laura Solon (Sitcom Trials 2002) and - and here was my surprise takeaway - Rachel Sweet.
Recognise the name? Rachel Sweet was signed by Stiff records when she was 16, and had a one off hit with BABY in 1979.
Which obscure one hit wonders from your childhood have you discovered the surprising thing they were doing 45 years later?


Jan 31: Oh dear, Traitors Australia, what did you do to yourself?
Just watched series 2 ep 1 and it’s totally lost it. Series 1 was great, with a great range of characters and a good sense of humour. This time they’ve modelled it on the naff US version and packed it with reality stars and OTT “look at me” influencers, actors, wrestlers and other not-real people.
Watching this so soon after the exemplary UK series 2 makes this second Aus series nigh on impossible to watch. You just keep wanting to punch their annoying faces.
I fear we won’t be watching episode 2. Can you imagine having said that after an episode of the British Traitors?


Feb 11: Fun for Bristolians and South Welsh alike, this video (found this week) shows Gene Pitney travelling over the then newly-built Severn Crossing.
It’s our local bridge and we’ve been enjoying spotting what’s changed since then (circa 1967 we’re guessing).

Feb 12: I was today years old when I discovered Uncle Colm from Derry Girls was the comedian I saw doing his brilliant slide show with owls in a pub in soho 40 years ago


Feb 16: Things I learned today: classic single cover (& ad in the NME which is where I saw it) was based on an obscure advert.

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Feb 5: Aaah, just discovered that Steve Brown, aka Glenn Ponder from Knowing Me Knowing You, has died.
He is commemorated in our house whenever Strictly is on. When they cut to Dave Arch and the house band, we chorus "Glenn Ponder!" Not interesting, but true.



In praise of Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning.
If you ever need to compare two films who've tried to do the same thing with wildly differing results, might I suggest Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning (which we watched this weekend) vs Indiana Jones & The Dial Of Destiny (which we watched a month or so ago, and which I roundly criticised at the time).
Both have a central maguffin that is entirely irrelevant (a key and a dial, respectively); both feature car chases in the middle of busy cities, with our heroes (a male female couple) in amusingly small vehicles, which have among other things to drive down steep staircases; and both feature big fight scenes on trains.
It's almost as if Mission Impossible saw the Indiana Jones effort (which they can't have done, being made & released at the same time), shook its head and said "no no no, THIS is how you do it".
Where Indiana Jones had palpably unconvincing CGI stunts throughout, Mission Impossible pulled off the trick of making you genuinely believe the events were happening before you. Or at the very least leaving you asking how did they do that?
A lot of this is down to the extensive use of genuine stunt actors and explosions, coupled with Tom Cruise's famous attempts to do as many stunts as he can (obviously not all of them but, let's face it, more than octogenarian Harrison Ford could be expected to).
It's also down to attention to detail, especially when it comes to the internal logic of the scenes and the stunts. When Mission Impossible's characters fight on top of a train we are regularly and skillfully reminded of the dangers of being up there, whereas Indiana Jones, at one point, just stands there and stares up at the sky, ignoring all oncoming bridges, as if to double down on the whole "we're only in a studio, you know" vibe of the movie.
The humour is another big success of Mission Impossible. Christopher McQuarrie, the director and writer, knows that the film's premise is silly and that its set-pieces are, well, impossible. So he kind of hangs a hat on it by making the characters complicit in their understanding of the ridiculousness of it all, without undermining the drama. Indiana Jones tried to be funny and ended up seeming witless.
Oh and the Orient Express sequence is one of the best comedy drama stunt set-pieces I've seen in a movie in recent memory. It's right up there with the stunts in Spielberg's early Indiana Jones movies and Jurassic Park, for the originality of the ideas and the meticulousness of the execution. I think I even detected a sly dig at Christopher Nolan's Inception which, if I'm right, was a nice reminder of how much better this film is than that one too.
The only downside of Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning as that someone made the disastrous and hubristic decision to call it "Part One" and to make it part of a pair of films. Given that it under-performed at the box office, having been conceived in the glory days of pre-pandemic film-going and released in the post-pandemic desert of the streaming world, this has doomed its successor to always being referred to as "Dead Reckoning Part Two, oh..." when viewers finding it on TV and streaming realise it's a movie they can't watch without seeing its predecessor, so don't bother.
Very highly recommended indeed. You're welcome.


If you're a school, library, festival or art centre who had my Comic Art Masterclasses in 2023, then this new book should be of interest. It's called Poopy Doo Doo Heads and comprises 120 full colour pages containing every single comic cover I drew with kids in my classes from Jan to December 2023. It costs just £12.99
lulu.com/shop/kev-f-sutherland-and-kev-sutherland/poopy-doo-doo-heads-kev-fs-comic-art-masterclass-annual-2024/paperback/product-v8k9wd6.html

I released a version of this in December (called The Killer Children) through a different publisher, which cost nearly twice as much. This new version has come down to as cheap as I can get 120 full colour pages to be.
Feel free to double check with me whether your comic covers are in there before buying, but they should be. (The previous version also had a lot of copyrighted characters removed so I could sell it on Amazon, but this has every Peppa Pig, Shrek, and Thomas The Tank Engine in there intact).


My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon Webtoons
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  




Butox Says Cheesecake - comics by kids

My most recent Comic Art Masterclasses have taken me from Bexleyheath to Battersea, via Dartford and Coventry, and what a smashing little bunch of comics they've thrown up along the way.


At Bexleyheath Library in the morning, and Crayford in the afternoon, these were the fruits of  a pair of sold out half term classes.


These two covers, produced at Exhall Grange school in Coventry, show the two extremes I can get with class suggestions. Little Jimmy, not a bad title, led me to quite an uninspired drawing. While Ronald McDonald and his epic title led me to a nifty drawing of the man himself. Unfortunately, when I came to colouring it later, I didn't notice until too late that I was colouring the version without the kids little doodles on. Sometimes I think these are a vital part of the texture of the background. Clearly it doesn't bother me so much that I even notice when it's not there sometimes!


L'Ecole De Battersea was an interesting school, in that, as its name might suggest, the pupils speak French. Luckily they also speak English so I was able to do the classes as normal. Another interesting quirk came up when, while scattering a range of comics around the room (mostly generic comics of all sorts, but including my own books) I was about to hand out a copy of my Comic Tales From The Bible, when I was stopped by the head teacher, who happened to be there. We can't, I was told, let the kids have stuff like that. They have a very strict secular thing in France and, by extension, in French schools, so Bible stories are very much not on the table. Literally. I should imagine, if I'd have produced the illustrated story of the life of Mohammed, I'd have been in similar difficulty. Good classes and great school by the way, even though they'll never experience the joy of my Jael Wife Of Heber.


Leigh Academy in Dartford brought up another interesting development, which I must look into further. The kids were able to pre-order my books and pay for them by something called Parent Pay. Thus I sold and signed a dozen Richard The Thirds after the two classes. I must look into whether other schools have a system like this. Cos this could revolutionise my book sales. (A dozen books per school last year, for example, would have added up to nearly 1000 books sold. I have very much got Parent Pay on my Things To Bring Up In Conversation list).

The celebrities these eight classes suggested to star in my demonstration strip were: Mr Beast (twice at the same school), Michael Jackson (twice, also at the same school), Ant McPartlin, Andrew Garfield, Albert Einstein, and Lionel Messi.

My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon Webtoons
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  

Sunday 18 February 2024

Feb Live Book Sales, Torquay & Bexley


Here we see, bathed in the orangest of lights (which honestly I wasn't aware of at the time) my table of wares at the Torquay UKCGF Comic Con, my first proper live event, booksales-wise, of 2024. Making its first outing of the year (save for an appearance at the United Agents Illustrators Showcase last week and at my classes at Bexleyheath & Crayford libraries) was the point of sales display for Richard The Third (which I thought was brand new, but I now realise debuted at LFCC back in November). How did those sales go? 

Torquay UKCGF Comic Con, Sat Feb 17 2024

Total £213.36 -  £173.36 (card sales) £40 (cash)

Richard The Third - 8
Doctors Who Colouring - 6 (SOLD OUT)
Midsummer Night's Dream Team - 5
Findlay Macbeth - 4 (SOLD OUT)
Eurovision Vol 2 - 2 (SOLD OUT)
1960s - 2, Punk - 1, Euro Vol 1 - 1, Bowie - 1
Prince of Denmark St - 1

To compare:
NICE Bedford Sept 2023 Saturday £235 (+art), Sunday £118 (+art)
LFCC November 2023 Saturday £178.80, Sunday £219.83
LFCC July 2023 Sat £118, Sun £176 (+art)
Lakes Sept 2023 Sat £166 (+art), Sun £100 (+art)
Wollaton Library Aug 23 (after class sales) £125
Cockerton Library Aug 23 (after class sales) £124
Kettering Book Fest Sept 23 (after class sales) £119
St Ives Book Fest Sept 23 (after class sales) £101

Bexleyheath & Crayford Libraries, Mon Feb 12 2024

£93.86 (card)

Richard The Third - 10
Findlay Macbeth - 3
MNDT - 1


I brought original artwork with me, including newly discovered pages of Ghost Rider 2099 and Star Trek, but it wasn't that kind of an audience.

My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon Webtoons
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  

Monday 12 February 2024

Post Office Scandal Zoom Preview Feb 10



So the Socks did a Zoom preview of Post Office Scandal on Saturday Feb 10th and I think it went well. It was hard to tell because Zoom's sound seems to be worse quality than it was back in the heyday of our lockdown gigs, rendering our songs impossible to sing, we had to mime to them, and laughter hard to hear. No one could stay unmuted for long without it being cacophonous. Quite why Zoom would have had better sound four years ago than it does now seems unfathomable, but it does appear to have been the case this time round. Whatever, we tried out the following material, and I now know what needs writing or rewriting before Leicester.

Opening - Hold the mayo (good)
I'm A Sock
Traitors routine - (ok)
Magic Routine + Earth song (included as warm up, not intended for show)
Assyrians & Romans (good)
Rowland Hill song (good)
Fujitsu (good)
Post Office Rhapsody (good but over-long)
Interrogation (good)
Flintstones ad (included to let me change scripts)
Alan Bates intro (good)
Alan Bates song (good)
Alan Bates meeting (good)
80s Medley (good)
- at which point we were nearly at the one hour mark, so I dropped Postcodes
Paula Vennels Wasn't Me (ok, but maybe earlier in show)
Denouement routine (good, but only written as filler for this preview)

This totalled one hour of show, though with Magic & Earth Song removed it'd be closer to 45 minutes. What we now need is more comedy between the Socks, bringing out their characters, as well as a proper resolution for the Post Office story. I am on it.

Update: I have included Macacque and Duel, from old shows, and have Postcodes & Earth Song still in there, waiting to be used if we need them. New material written in the week before Leicester is Paula Vennels intro, and, er, that's it. So Leicester's first night will be getting largely what the Zoom preview saw, just tighter and in a different order.

Sales Fri Feb 23 (am) Fri 15, Sat 30, Sun 19




Saturday 10 February 2024

The Rise Of Elmo - comics by kids

Three days of classes took me from Harrow to Wellington, all very classical and posh sounding. And, of course, the greatest fun.

At Claremont Academy in Harrow I worked with year 7, 8 and 9 and got the sort of comic titles you'd expect. I think we got away with the Cracky Pony. Elmo is this week's meme, it seems.

Sampford Arundel was the first of two twin schools, that share a head teacher, near Wellington in Somerset. Each school has less than fifty pupils in, so I essentially taught the whole school apart from the infants. They were smashing and came up with some excellent titles.

Stawley Primary was day two of the Wellington excursion, and gave us my two favourite cover designs of the week. Sometime a combination of inspiration and time to draw means some covers come out better than others.

The celebs these 6 groups chose to appear in my demonstration strip were Michael Jackson (twice), Boris Johnson, Taylor Swift, Elon Musk and David Attenborough.

My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon Webtoons
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  


Friday 9 February 2024

January book sales

Sales of my books for Jan 2024, ranked in order of takings

Etsy - £44.43
Live - £32.95
Lulu - £26.41
D2D - $5.44
Blurb - 60p


Etsy
 Jan sales -  £44.43 (6 sales, figure includes postage)

Euro Vol 2 - 2
Euro Vol 1 - 2
Punk - 2

Dec 23 £131.22, Nov - £152.34, October - £51.92, Sept £0, August £13.98, July £48.93, June £55.92, May £58.05, Apr £171.05, Mar £80.86, Feb £44.50, Jan £82.86


Live Jan sales (after 1 class at Cheshire college) - £32.95

Richard The Third - 3
MNDT - 1
PODS - 1

Lulu (Amazon)
 Jan 2024 sales - £26.41 (19 sales, figure is all royalties)

Dec 2023 - £109.94, November - £107.53, October - £14.23, September - £18.76, Aug £33.34, July £27.60, June £29.94, May £48.33, April £52.26, March £8.56, Feb £38.57, Jan £35.25, & Dec 2022 £26.84

Sales are all UK, unless indicated:

Doctors Who - 6
Eurovision Vol 2 - 1 (UK), 2 (CA) 1 (US)
60s Pop Star - 2 (US)
Eurovision Best Of - 2
Shakespeare Omnibus - 1 
Scottish Pop - 1
Hamlet PODS - 1
80s Pop Star - 1
Captain Clevedon - 1

January's Lulu/Amazon book sales come in in the middle of Feb, so perhaps I'll get into the swing of reporting those figures around now, so I get to know where to look for them at the end of the year.



D2D/Ingram
 Jan sales - $5.44 / 11 sales

Dec 23 $19.69, Nov $34.57, Oct - $90.48, Sept - £0, August $4.23, July $7.39, June $6.03, May $1.86, April $1.52, March $2.46, Feb $0, Jan $4.10

Richard The Third - 6, everything else - 1 each

Blurb Jan sales - 60p (3 sales. No, me neither)

My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon Webtoons
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  


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