Monday, 9 March 2026

I Dropped My Nan Down The Toilet - comics by kids for World Book Week


If it's World Book Week, or more accurately World Book Day plus overspill, then I must have have a packed calendar of Comic Art Masterclasses in schools. Paradoxically this week was slightly less full than the previous week, or World Book Day Overspill Car Park Number Two as we know it. 


Book Week began with a special sci fi themed day at Geoffrey Leigh School in Dartford, which I totally forgot was supposed to be sci fi themed until it was over. One of those days where the teacher who booked you wasn't the teacher who was with you on the day, so no-one reminded me, or seemed that bothered. In fact I only realised it was sci fi themed when I came to sign the books they'd ordered (a bumper bundle of 29 books, for which many thanks) only to find everyone had ordered a copy of Space Elain, a book I don't usually take to schools (cos it's not Shakespeare). A conversation from way back last autumn came back to me, where the teacher had spotted Space Elain on my website and thought it would be the perfect thing to offer the kids on this special day. Where I mentioned sci fi at no point.


Staines Library was a one off afternoon class with half a dozen pupils in. Which is really all I can find to say. They were great. I've cheated that flipchart on the back, haven't I? They didn't get a special drawing of their own (a victim of Uncle Kev's mean-spirited "if I have to supply my own flipchart and pad, they're getting a drawing-I-prepared-earlier to open the class with" rule.)


Oak Bank School in Leighton Buzzard, who got me for World Book Day itself by dint of having booked me for a return visit a whole year ago (schools thinking of doing this for 2027, I can confirm WBD and the day before are already taken) included some slightly older pupils, from years 9, 10 and 11. Can you guess which title they came up with? Believe me I had to eliminate a lot of Epstein Island and Diddy suggestions from the pile before we boiled it down to their vaguely acceptable choice.


Millfield Prep was, as you'd imagine, the poshest school of the week. If you've not heard of it, google its alumni. There you go. They had magnanimously accepted being bumped from World Book Day itself to the day after (when I discovered Oak Bank's booking from twelve months ago hadn't quite made it into the right place in my diary), and were rewarded with a couple of my favourite comic covers from a couple of splendid titles. Yes, you know a school's quite posh when their title mentions drop-kicking someone through a conversion post.

The celebrities these seven groups chose to appear in my demonstration strip were: Stephen Hawking (twice - I subsequently discovered this was because he'd been mentioned in Epstein Files news that I'd managed to miss), Kim Jong Un, KSI (a Youtuber, I'm told), Michael Jackson, Billie Eilish and Taylor Swift. 








Monday, 2 March 2026

Book Sales March - live and online


Above: Me enjoying a record breaking day at Liverpool Book Festival at Box Park.

Live events / classes et al - x books (£x)
Etsy - x books (£x)
D2D - x books  ($x)
Lulu - x books (£x)
Blurb - x book ($x)

Live Sales March 2026 = x books (£x)

Mar 2 - Exhall Grange (additional) - 9 books (£126)

9 x Romeo col

Mar 3 - Leigh Academy - 23 books (£139.80)

23 x Space Elain bw @ £6.99

(Forgot it was a sci fi themed day and I'd offered them Space Elains at a special price, so had to order them afterwards. I don't usually offer that book to schools, or usually sell black & white editions).

Mar 4 - Staines Library - 2 books (£26)

1 x Romeo col
1 x Richard col

Mar 5 - Oak Bank - 5 books (£62)

2 x Romeo  col

1 x Richard 3rd col

1 x Tales from the Bible col

1 x Space Elain col


Mar 6 - Millfield - 21 books (£221.96)


5 x Romeo col

1 x Romeo bw

3 x Richard col

2 x Richard bw

2 x FM

1 x PODS

3 x MNDT

1 x Space Elain col

3 x Kids comics (2 Sausages, 1 Humpty)


Mar 8 - Liverpool Book Fest - 53 books (£555.74)


14 x Romeo col

1 x Romeo bw

3 x Richard col

4 x FM

2 x PODS

5 x MNDT

4 x Omnibus (sold out)

2 x Space Elain col

1 x Joseph col

1 x Esther col

16 x Colouring books:

- 3 x Euro vol 2

- 2 x Doctors, Royalty (sold out)

- 1 x Cult, Bowie, Euro vol 1, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, 20s, Rom Com


Mar 13 - Mary Hare - 13 books (£172)


11 x Romeo col

2 x Romeo bw 



Lives Sales Total March 26 (up to Mary Hare) - 126 books (£1303.50)

tbc


D2D Sales: Happiness was clicking on my D2D sales (on Weds March 11th) to find that, overnight, I'd sold 15 copies of my most expensive book, the Shakespeare Omnibus, netting me over 40 dollars in royalties. I think that's more than I've made in any previous month on D2D. Not JK Rowling money, but an interesting and pleasant blip.

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