Thursday, 21 March 2024

Bunny Finds A Machine Gun - comics by kids


The busy month of March, continuing from the over-bookable excitement of World Book Day, saw me this week travelling down to Tavistock in Devon, to Leamington Spa, to Leicester and Neath, via the most intriguing booking of the week: a return to my alma mater of fifty years ago.

Mary Tavy in Tavistock was a delightful little primary school, so small that I manage to teach virtually the entire school in a day, so I'd need them to wait four years till they've grown a whole new school full before they can have me back. A fine pair of comic creations.

St Josephs primary in Whitnash, near Leamington Spa, came up with the two titles that led to my two favourite cover designs of the year so far. When I tweeted the Bunny homage, I tagged Jamie Smart, who was lovely enough to retweet it to his thousands of followers, saying "Amazing> Schools, you should get Kev in for a comic making masterclass". Which was nice.


My triumphant return to Kibworth after fifty years away wasn't really a big deal to anyone involved. Obviously nobody who was there when I was (I left in 1976) is still working, in fact most won't still be alive. And the building, which was called The New Block when I was there for the opening in 1975, has now been so expanded as to barely resemble the old place I used to attend.

Back then, the bulk of classes were still taught in The Old Block, or Kibworth Grammar School, which has new all been divided up into houses, with an estate of new build houses where our playground, dining hall and portakabins used to stand. Other classes were scattered across Kibworth Beauchamp, with woodwork and metalwork taught in the Old School behind the Library, and science taught in a block which is now a doctors surgery opposite the village hall. Our headmaster of the time used to refer to this as the Four Site Saga. (This was hilarious in 1975).


Neath Library had organised a one off class where kids would come from the school across the road to the library. It hadn't quite worked that way, so I went over to them and, slightly rushed, did the class there. Here we see how good a flipchart can be when I spend half an hour waiting for a class to appear.


A one-odd class at Leicester library made for a fun Saturday afternoon. Sadly I didn't get a shot of the finished flipchart. Did anyone? Sold fifty quids worth of books to parents after the class, so that's nice.

The celebrities these six groups chose to appear in my demonstration strip were Mr Beast, Taylor Swift (twice), Dwayne The Rock Johnson, Donald Trump, John Cena, Tom Holland and King Charles.


My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon Webtoons
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  




Sunday, 17 March 2024

Caricaturing at events - I start charging, but also a complaint

It was on the second day of the LFCC con in July last year that I started doing caricatures of passers by, in order to attract them to my table which they were otherwise ignoring. At that time I had to nip out to a nearby shop to get some paper at short notice. This time round I turn up with 100 pre-printed sheets with my website address on. By stoppeth-ing one of three and drawing their faces, I do a very good job of ensuring they don't pass me by, and that turns into book sales, a good percentage of the time.

But I was giving the caricatures away for free. I have felt bad about this a few times, especially when I realise my fellow artists on neighbouring tables are trying to make money by charging for doing drawings of people. And it was a conversation with fellow artist Grant Perkins on this very subject, while setting up for Saturday's one day UK Comics & Gaming Convention at Ashton Gate Stadium in Bristol, that made me realise quite what I was doing and how I really ought to change my practice.

So, as you can see above, some nifty last minute modifications of a cardboard box turned it into a donations box. Then all that was needed was a change to my spiel when approaching punters - from "let me draw you, it's free" to "you don't need to keep this, it's free if you buy a book, or a small donation in the box and it's yours, or I can keep it" (or permutations thereof, which I experimented with through the day) and suddenly I had changed what I do at comic and bookselling events.

Now I'm no longer giving my art away free, I'm not drastically undermining my fellow artists' businesses, and - revelation of revelations - I'm taking in more money. Quite a lot more money, when you do the simple maths. I arrive with 100 pre-printed pages and I use all of those and more during the course of the day. Which means, charging two quid for each drawing, I'm suddenly taking a minimum of £200 from the drawings alone, with a good few of those then turning into book sales. Re - as they say - sult.

My takings for the day are recorded and itemised here in my March Live Book Sales blog, and I can say I'm happy with them.

Oh and, for the record, only two people out over over a hundred left me their caricatures without paying for them, and they were a couple of Spanish students, so possibly hadn't quite understood the nature of my garbled proposition (or thought their drawings were crap, who knows?). The next test of my convention practices will be at Swansea in April.


UPDATE: March 28th. I may need to think yet again about my caricaturing at events, having learned that it's not universally popular. As I noted above, it was at LFCC in July 2023 that I first came up with the idea of drawing people's caricatures to draw them to my table. As my blog from that day records, I'd sold only one book on the Friday (though I'd sold some original art), and sold £118 worth of books on the Saturday (£50 less than the same day the previous year). So on the Sunday I started "reaching out" by drawing passers by, and using that to entice them to my table, and lo by the end of that day I'd sold more than at any previous event. 

Everyone was happy, it seemed. So I used this technique again at NICE in September and The Lakes in October, all to great effect, and returned to LFCC in November to do more of the same. It went well I thought. Until today, four months later, when I asked about coming to LFCC July. Tony replied...

"...Back in November, you attended the London Comic Con Winter, and after the event had finished, I learned from Showmasters that we'd had several complaints about you. Two of which had come from separate members of the audience, and one had come from one of the Artist Alley exhibitors on the other side of the walkway from us. 

In a nutshell, it was your selling technique that caused the issues. 

The two complaints were from people who felt uncomfortable that you'd accosted them in the middle of the area, walking from your table, and hijacking them for a sketch they didn't want, and both felt uncomfortable and obligated to walk over and look at your table.

Now having been with you for most of the weekend, sitting next to you, I know you were just doing selling techniques, and you weren't that forceful. But obviously, some people out of the day had issues with you doing this.

In addition to this, one of the artist alley exhibitors had complained that at least  two people who were considering whether to approach their stand, were stolen by you, walking out over to their side of the area, and bringing the people across to your table. 

Now I've known you for years, Kevin, and I know you're very enthusiastic, and sometimes your enthusiasm does overspill, and I shot this one down - they can’t prove their low sales were down do you, for example :)

But I've been told by showmasters that if you are returning, you have to tone this level of sales down. Yes, you can of course go to the other side of the table and talk to people, but you cannot stalk the walkways, bringing people to your table...."

So, what to do? I've said I'd like to return to LFCC, but should I? And will this technique turn out to be upsetting people at every event I go to, and I've just been oblivious to it? My next event is a week away in Swansea, so I shall give it some thought before then.

UPDATE: (March 31) Having spent a few days over Easter weekend troubled by the email above, feeling like I'd really done something wrong, and agonising over how to proceed, I've processed my thoughts. I think I can put the complaint in context.

I've received one complaint, from two punters and one exhibitor, at one event. Complaints so serious that nobody mentioned them to me at the time, and have only brought them up now, four months later, when I ask about returning to the event. Now, since I started doing this free caricaturing to entice people to my table, at their event in July, I've done exactly the same thing at a dozen events since. I've calculated that I draw 100 caricatures per day at these events. So, since last summer, I've given away over 1000 such caricatures.

And of the 1000 people to whom I've given the gift of a caricature, only two have subsequently gone to the organisers and said they "felt uncomfortable that you'd accosted them" and "felt uncomfortable and obligated to walk over and look at your table". Two. Out of a thousand. And both of them at the same event, in London. Does this say something universally damning about my technique? Or does this suggest that those punters at that event were, possibly, an outlier?

I shall proceed with caution, obviously, and be extra aware of the sensitivity of any potential caricaturee. And, if I've ever "stalked the walkways" I'll definitely dial down the stalkerness. But if, as I suspect, 998 out of every 1000 recipients of one of my caricatures doesn't mind it that much, I might just stop beating myself up about it.

My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon Webtoons
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  

Friday, 15 March 2024

Selling Comics In Schools, a new market?


Have I found a new untapped market for my books? Why I haven't thought of selling my comic direct to pupils in schools before, I don't know. Well, maybe I do. I figured kids don't have cash, so it was a non starter. Then, at Leigh Academy in Dartford, I discovered something called Parent Pay, whereby the parents will pay in advance for stuff and the school will pass it on to you and, bish bash bosh, I'd sold a dozen pre-ordered books which I sign on the day.

Another factor which had dissuaded me from flogging books to kids before now was the thought that my books were a bit old for them. My first 3 Shakespeare books are very teenage, and most of the kids I'm teaching are primary school age. But that changed with Richard The Third, published at the end of October, and I've realised I have a book young kids really respond to.

So, on Monday I drafted an image to send to schools to forward to parents...

Little did I think that schools would respond so quickly. Whitnash on Thursday not only bought 18 books, and not only did that include Prince Of Denmark Streets and Findlay Macbeths as well as 13 Richard The Thirds, but they paid in cash!

See the picture at the top, the kids from Year 4 in the morning and 6 in the afternoon had come in clutching handfuls of coins and notes - nostalgia rush - and I signed as many books as I had with me (luckily I had enough Richards in the car, they hadn't warned me they'd be buying any!) and will be posting the copies of the other books today.

If this carries on in all the other schools I visit - a dozen books in every school - well, that would have added up to 960 books last year. And selling them at £6 each (rather than the usual £6.99) that'd be £5760.

What could be the downside to that? Not much, except that I have a limited stock of all my books. 

The Kickstarter for each book funded a print run of 500 each. Findlay Macbeth came to the end of its 500 last month, and since then I've been ordering them 10 at a time from Lulu. Midsummer Nights Dream Team and Prince Of Denmark Street both seem to have about 20 copies each left. It will only take a couple of schools and a live event to wipe those out.

Even Richard The Third only has 300 copies left, four and a half months after I published it. Of course, these Kickstarter copies are pure profit when I sell them. But if I have to start getting Lulu copies, I'm looking at these prices:

PODS (original full version) £4.71 + post
MNDT (original) £4.50 + post
Richard (original) £4.99 + post
Omnibus edition £8.32 + post
Findlay (short version, no Shakespeare text at back) £3.80 + post)
PODS (short version) £3.80 + post
MNDT (short) £3.80 + post
Richard (short, via D2D) £2.76 + post (BUT post is from US, plus sales tax, no unknown)

So, do I commission new print runs for my main books, at a major outlay but ultimately higher profit margin, but with no guarantee they'll sell? Or do I order Lulu copies, smaller print runs, narrower margin?

I shall think on.

My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon Webtoons
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  



Monday, 11 March 2024

It's Raining Evil Teachers - Comics by kids for World Book Week

World Book Day is the day I could hire myself out on twenty times over. It expands, inevitably, into World Book Week, and saw me teaching kids as far apart as Paisley, Chelsea, Leighton Buzzard, and Camberley.

Renfrewshire Libraries were the first to bagsy me for this week and, to add to the Book Week confusion, they promote my classes (and a raft of others) under the banner of Will Eisner Week, something I didn't even bother trying to explain to the kids this time around, cos I doubt there will ever be a primary school pupil who will ever have any awareness of the works of Will Eisner. 

They were two fun groups, from local schools working in two different libraries, and they came up with some good comics. This was followed by me meeting up with Frank Plowright for the first time in ages, then performing Post Office Scandal The Musical with the Socks, in Paisley Central Library in the evening. Quite the full day.


Cameron Vale School in Chelsea was the first of three schools where the kids came dressed up, because World Book Day. You know you're at a middle class school when you have two kids dressed as Tintin, three Bunny vs Monkeys, oodles of Harry Potters, and an Asterix and an Obelix. They were particularly well informed on their comics for kids, and included the novelty of me working with the very young kids (under 7), and getting away with it.


 South Camberley was another return booking, and another dressing up day. The head mentioned that I'd drawn Harley Quinn on the flipchart last year and that maybe I should avoid something so adult this time round. And who should be sitting in the front row as I begin one of the two assemblies of the day? A year 5 kid dressed as Harley Quinn. They came up with great stuff, as always.


Friday saw me making my debut at Oak Bank school in Leighton Buzzard, a school specialising in pupils with extra needs or who don't get on in mainstream schools. They came up with more marvellous stuff. One was dressed as a giant inflateable Picachu, and another was an inflateable T Rex. Such fun.

The celebrities these eight groups chose to appear in my demonstration strip were: Albert Einstein (his second appearance in the last fortnight), Michael Jackson (twice, he really is looking like being one of the year's most popular, bizarrely), Taylor Swift (twice), Nicki Minaj, Dwayne The Rock Johnson, and Justin Bieber.

My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon Webtoons
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  

March Live Books Sales - Exeter, Bristol + schools

Following a very successful Torquay Comic Con in Feb, I've signed up for two more events organised by UKCGF this month, the first being Exeter. 

Exeter is a big one, in the Westpoint Arena, which is basically a big shed. I'd been to this venue once before, years ago, with Oval Insurance, and I'd remembered it being quite warm. I now realise that was because it was July. This weekend, it being a two day event, it was freezing. But, wrapped up warmly, I kept up my technique of stopping passers by with a free caricature and trying to turn those conversations into sales.

Saturday's figures were helped by one page of Star Trek artwork, which I sold for £150. The book sales looked like this...

Exeter UKCGF Comic Con

Sat March 9 2024

Total £232.41 -  £150 Art, £82.41 books (+ cash)

Richard The Third - 6
Colouring Books - 6*
Midsummer Night's Dream Team - 1
Prince of Denmark St  - 1
Findlay Macbeth - 1

Sun March 10 2024

Total £105.42 (+ cash)

Richard The Third - 5
Colouring Books - 5*
Omnibus - 2
Midsummer Night's Dream Team - 2
Findlay Macbeth - 1

* Colouring books breakdown across both days:
Doctors Who - 4
Eurovision Vol 2 - 1
Eurovision Vol 1 - 1
Bowie - 1
Punk - 1
60s - 1 (SOLD OUT)
Royalty - 1 (SOLD OUT)
80s Superstars - 1 (SOLD OUT)

Bristol UKCGF Comic Con

Sat March 16 2024

Total £279.33 - Books + caricatures (card & cash)

Colouring Books - 8**
Richard The Third - 7
Caricatures paid by card - 35
Tales From The Bible - 2
Omnibus/ all 3 - 2
Midsummer Night's Dream Team - 4
Prince Of Denmark St - 3
Findlay Macbeth - 2
Socks Superheroes comic - 4
Book Of Esther - 1

** Colouring books breakdown
Doctors Who - 5
Bowie - 1
2020s - 1
Eurovision Vol 2 - 1

Comics In Schools:

28 Feb Leigh Academy Stratford (Parent Pay) - 12 x Richard 3rd
14 March St Josephs Whitnash (cash) - 13 x Richard Third, 4 x Prince Of Denmark, 1 x Findlay
20 March Merdon (cash) - 25 x Richard Third
23 March Leicester Central Library (mix) - 10 x Richard The Third, 1 x Findlay Macbeth
27 March Merdon (cash) - 36 x Richard Third

TOTAL March 2024

114 x Richard The Third
6 x Findlay Macbeth
8 x Prince Of Denmark Street
7 x Midsummer Night's Dream Team
4 x Omnibus
19 x Colouring books

To compare:
NICE Bedford Sept 2023 Saturday £235 (+art), Sunday £118 (+art)
LFCC November 2023 Saturday £178.80, Sunday £219.83
Torquay Feb 2024 Sat £213
LFCC July 2023 Sat £118, Sun £176 (+art)
Lakes Sept 2023 Sat £166 (+art), Sun £100 (+art)
Wollaton Library Aug 23 (after class sales) £125
Cockerton Library Aug 23 (after class sales) £124
Kettering Book Fest Sept 23 (after class sales) £119
St Ives Book Fest Sept 23 (after class sales) £101

My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon Webtoons
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  

Tuesday, 5 March 2024

Post Office Scandal - Leicester, Rossendale and Paisley


I don't usually let mere mortals have a sneak preview behind the set of the Scottish Falsetto Socks, but because I'm in a good mood here you are. This is the Socks' set, on stage at Horse & Bamboo Theatre in Rossendale in Lancashire.

And why would I be in such a good mood? Because Post Office Scandal The Musical, something I dreamt up little over a month ago, has turned out to be more popular than our other regular shows. I only wish we were doing it in Edinburgh this year, but I fear that ship has sailed.

Having had a first outing on Zoom in February, POS the M made its onstage debut on Friday Feb 23rd in Leicester. Not bad, with an audience of about twenty, but I knew it needed work. So, the next day, I spent some time in the hotel room in the afternoon editing the script, mostly changing the running order and trimming down overweight jokes. Saturday night when very well, and I video'd it.

But it was Sunday afternoon's show that clinched the performance. I got laughs in all the right places, was at ease with the show, and had really got it into a god shape. It's from Sunday's recording (with the camera off to an angle) that most of the recordings I put in Youtube are taken.


Post Office Scandal intro

Coming away from Leicester happy with the shape of the show, we then took it to the Horse & Bamboo Theatre in Rossendale, who'd booked us out of the blue a few months ago. We'd never played there before, and had the marvellous experience of audience loving it, saying it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen, and the venue managers asking if we'd come back again. A result indeed.

The following night at Stafford Gatehouse we gave them Eurovision Sock Contest, which was the show they'd booked ages ago, essentially as an overspill gig from last year's tour. And, though it went well and was very well received, I came away thinking Post Office Scandal is a funnier and more satisfying show.

Just a few days later, as part of a trip to Paisley which saw me doing two Comic Art Masterclasses in the day and a Socks show in the library in the evening, we gave them Post Office Scandal again. And, despite some technical problems which included the mic not working so the audience having to rely on my own acoustic voice (which they could hear perfectly, it being a small room), POS killed once more.

I've got performances of it scheduled for Ludlow and Bedford Fringes, but that's it. A shame it's not going to Edinburgh, but ain't that the irony of showbiz sometimes.




Monday, 4 March 2024

February Book Sales


(Hev & me in the window of our hotel in Torquay, ahead of the one day event where I sold most books in Feb 2024)

Sales of my books for Feb 2024, ranked in order of takings

Live - £307.22
Lulu - £26.76
Etsy - £23.48
Blurb - £1.59
D2D - $1.20

Live Feb sales, Torquay & Bexleyheath - £307.22

Richard The Third - 18
Doctors Who Colouring - 6 
Eurovision Vol 2 - 2 
1960s - 2
Punk - 1, Euro Vol 1 - 1, Bowie - 1
Findlay Macbeth - 7
MNDT - 6
PODS - 1

Jan £32.95

Lulu (Amazon) Feb 2024 sales - £26.76 (13 sales, figure is all royalties)

Jan - £26.41,  Dec 2023 - £109.94, November - £107.53, October - £14.23, September - £18.76, Aug £33.34, July £27.60, June £29.94, May £48.33, April £52.26, March £8.56, Feb £38.57, Jan £35.25, & Dec 2022 £26.84

Sales are all UK, unless indicated:

Poopy Doo Doo Heads - 3
Doctors Who - 2
1960s Pop - 2 (US)
Tales From Bible - 2 (US)
Book Of Esther - 1 (US)
Rom Com - 1 (US)
PODS - 1 
Xmas Movies - 1

Etsy Feb sales -  £23.48 (3 sales, figure includes postage)

Euro Vol 1 - 2
Bowie - 1

Jan £44.43, Dec 23 £131.22, Nov - £152.34, October - £51.92, Sept £0, August £13.98, July £48.93, June £55.92, May £58.05, Apr £171.05, Mar £80.86, Feb £44.50, Jan £82.86

Blurb Feb sales - £1.59 (4 x Eurovision Vol 1)

D2D/Ingram Feb sales - $1.20 / 2 sales

1 x Esther, 1 x MNDT

Jan $5.44, Dec 23 $19.69, Nov $34.57, Oct - $90.48, Sept - £0, August $4.23, July $7.39, June $6.03, May $1.86, April $1.52, March $2.46, Feb $0, Jan $4.10

My Books and where to get them:

Richard The Third Amazon - Etsy - Barnes & Noble - Waterstones
Findlay Macbeth - Amazon  - Etsy 
Prince Of Denmark Street - Amazon - Etsy - Kindle
Midsummer Nights Dream Team  - Amazon Etsy 
Shakespeare Omnibus Collection (all 3 books) - Amazon

Tales From The Bible - Amazon -  Etsy - Webtoons
The Book Of Esther - Lulu  - Amazon Webtoons
Captain Clevedon - Amazon
Tales Of Nambygate - Amazon  

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